Kevin T. - July 17, 2007-10:10:13
ROSS!!!: hello :)
Your jammies were so funny because quite literally yesterday I was thinking about you and ...jammies. TRULY! I know! Weird but true! (Cue creepy yet zany music). A blog buddy here at your Blog recently mentioned the discount store "Ross Dress for Less". I haven't been to one in years but in honor of our beloved Ross (that would be you, Ross - hello...again :) ), "we" decided to stop in at one yesterday morning (its on the way to a vintage collectibles store :D). Anyway, I left Ross's (the store, not your house, of course) all red-faced and SCANDALIZED! Why? I'll tell you why. :) I had headed over to their men's dept.(the wide-eyed innocent I am...or was) and as I'm looking for something easy to slip into (which was my first mistake, I suppose), I came upon a rack called "active bottoms" :-O
What in the_____ is that all about? Who's in charge there? Is there a Ross corp. headquarters 911 number? Since when are pajama-y pants an "active bottom" now?
So beware: There are "active bottoms" available (and for purchase no less!) in the men's dept. at Ross Dress for Less!
That Central Park pidgeon: did it attack? (ala Fabio's seagull?). Or was it a close encounter with its spit-astic guano?
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SPOILER ALERT!!
IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN TODAY'S "THE VIEW" YET, PLEASE NO GAWKING; NO STANDING; NO LOITERING! MOVE ALONG! NOTHING TO SEE HERE!
SURELY YOU DO NOT WANT TO UNDERMINE YOUR RECENT TIVO PURCHASE AND THE TIME YOU TOOK TO PROGRAM IT! RESPECT YOUR OWN TIME ZONE AND ITS LOCAL NETWORK AFFILIATE STATIONS!!!
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Okay, and now for "The View" . It was so weird. I was sound asleep when suddenly I heard this voice in my dreams. I listened carefully (as everyone should do when receiving messages in one's sleep) and it was blogbuddy "Joey from VA" (of all people) telling me to wake up so as not to miss The View. Now normally, that would have scared me - a voice telling me to watch Elisabeth Hasselbeck (yeeeek!). But then I remembered ROSS was on today - so my subconscious mind allowed my conscious mind to agree to listen to my unconscious mind - causing me to awaken (of course). And only minutes later, while eating a turkey bacon wrap with my dogs, I tuned into The View.
You looked great, Ross! Very clothing coordinated with Miz Barbara herself (did she have an extra big sip of your iced Starbucks this morning? Because she was a Walters ...set to Wild today!).
You were looking quite dapper. But I kept thinking that it was a shame you didn't wear an ascot.
Because...you could have stuck it into Joy Behar's mouth hole (and on a number of occasions this morning)!
Okay, now this is saying a lot (especially coming from me) but who would have thought that Elisabeth Hasselbeck would have been the one to have come across the most welcoming and gracious of the three ladies?
I do think that BW has a genuine affection for you. Its just that...well...I have my theories on BW and men. And, Joy, I swear, she's putting nails (and using a power nail gun) into the coffin of her television career (on that, I MUST agree with the questionably-talcumed Donald Trump).
You, dear Ross, are too good for that show. That was glaringly apparent this morning. In that, I will agree with (many of) the other Blogbuddies.
And what was the gag-order on not being able to discuss Rosie at all? Her name was mentioned once (in connection to celeb contributions to political campaigns). But the obvious lack of mention of Rosie otherwise told me all I needed to know about that show. LOL.
Anyway, YOU came across great. And that's the important thing. :D
Oh and they should have had SPEEDOS on this morning (not on the hosts - lol - but during that beachwear fashion show). I'm very disappointed in that segment producer. Please tell them that. Thank you. :)