I think I stole a lampshade.
December 21, 2006
Happy Thursday, blog buddies!!!
How kewl is this?!? I'm writing to you from the back seat of a car on the 5 freeway in Los Angeles on my way to shoot a fit camp for Celebrity Fit Club.
I'm mobile!!!
The Tonight Show got me a fancy new laptop with a fancy new thingy in it that gives me internet access where ever I am. It's like a satellite thingy or something.
I'm not sure how it works, really, but I'm not complaining! Now I can write to ya'll from where ever I am when ever I'm there! Fun, right?!?
So, like I said, I'm on my way to shoot another episode of Celebrity FIt Club and I'm kind of freaking out because I don't think I met my "goal". Every 2 weeks, they give you a "goal" of how much weight they think I should lose. I've done better than expected in the past, but this time I fear I'll fall a little short. Oh well, though. Right? It's about winning the WAR, not the BATTLE. Right? Right?!?
In other news...
I think I'm a common criminal.
I went to a store the other day to buy a lamp. I'm not going to tell you the name of the store because I worry that they'll track me down and put me in prison. It's a store we all go to. All the time.
Anyway, I went to this store to buy a lamp because the neat old lamp that was on my dresser in my bedroom broke. This store sells lamps and lamp shades separately. Why? I don't know.
Here's what happened:
I picked a lamp base that I liked. It was $19.99. Then I picked a lamp shade I liked to go with it. It was on sale for $9.99. I put the lamp shade on the lamp base to see how they looked together and I liked the final results. So, after walking around the store for a few minutes, I went to the checkout line and bought the lamp.
When I got home and looked at my receipt, I realized my total was only $21 something. Because I left the shade on the lamp, the checkout lady thought it was a "unit" and only charged me for the base.
I think I stole a lampshade.
Am I a common criminal? Do I bring it back to the store, point out the error, pay for the lampshade and reset the universe's karmic balance? Or do I keep my free lampshade and cheer a victory over the corporate elite?
WHAT DO I DO?!? Help!
Until tomorrow, blog buddies!
Ross
PS - It turns out that typing on a laptop in the backseat of a car on the 5 freeway in LA kinda makes me sick to my tummy. Oh well - it's worth it!
PPS - If you missed my Super-Secret Holiday Gift for all of you, scroll down to yesterday's blog entry!
PPPS - I just discoved that my new laptop has a built in camera! Here's me in the back of the car:

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