Merry Christmas everybody!
Whabby and I put together our wishlist of things we requested Santa bring to you.
Ross- A copy of Automated Blogger 2.0; It writes itself! From Artificial Intelligence Corporation
Daria- A toilet paper rack with a built in LCD television.
Mom Ross- A starring roll in: "Biker Chicks from Hell VIII: A New Beginning"
Eric- A first edition hardcover of: "How to Spell the Names of Gay Icons and other useful Trivia" by the "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" gang.
Glynis & Berry- Two signed copies of "Sex & the SUV: How to fit Adult Film Making into your Suburban Lifestyle" by Ron Jeremy and Vanessa Williams.
Mikey- a dried up well undernaeth the Boss's new shop.
JacNY- Tango lessons and a 6 month supply of windex wipes.
Biscuit & Butter- Her & Hers self-cleaning turkey basters.
Canadian Girl- A used bicycle seat from Kevin Eubanks.
Joey- A 2-week stay at the Red Skelton Center for the Treatment of Hebephrenic Disorders.
Annie- Elastic waistband crotchless underwear.
Lil ole me- "The Book of Five Rings", the art of war.
Kandle freak- A lava lamp.
Jennifer C- A survival kit for her car.
JenJen- A personally autographed copy of "Mixing Explosive Cyberdrinks: How to Make them Real" by Ted Kazinski.
Meghan- A signed copy of "How to win Friends and Influence Liberals" By Barbara Bush with Dale Carnegie.
Bill (LH)- An Evening at the Academy Awards with Daria.
Dammey- A starring role in "Scene from a Mall II: the Bitch is Back".
Downey- 5 private lessons on "How to Write a Cooking Blog in Less then Three Minutes a Day" with Rachel Ray.
Marr A case of Nature's Miracle.
Abercubbie- A coin operated boy.
Survival Girl- A life long appointment to the Presidency of the National Association of Christians and Jews.
Krick- A personally signed copy of " Parallel Processing in the Bedroom: three Ways and More" by Glynis & Berry, (with Ron Jeremy and Vanessa Williams).
Hatldo- A copy of Nintendo's new Release of "The Stepford Students".
Fish- Wasabi and ginger naturally flavored edible panties.
JNO- A Step by Step guide to "How to Juggle Law School and Rossland and still get good grades in each" by Canadian Girl.
We did not want to leave anybody out but we ran out of time and ideas and decided against gift cards.
We would love your ideas of gifts for those we missed.
