My Name Is Earl Randy Blog http://blog.nbc.com/randy/ en Copyright 2009 Thu, 11 Dec 2008 10:27:03 -0800 http://www.sixapart.com/movabletype/?v=3.2 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Christmas Crismas is a good time to do good things. You always here people talking about all the spirits of christmas taking over people and making them feel difernt things, like, well, the spirts sometimes just make people feel them and then they make people do good things. I guess there are good crismas spirits and bad crismas spirits because sometimes people do bad things to the people filled with the good spirits, maybe its the kind of spirits theyv got at the crab shak and when people get filled up with them they can't see that the people filled with the bad spirits are taking advantage of'em.

I guess the spirits should call a truce during december so that all the people doing good over chrismas don't get taken for a ride...

]]> http://blog.nbc.com/randy/2008/12/christmas.php http://blog.nbc.com/randy/2008/12/christmas.php Thu, 11 Dec 2008 10:27:03 -0800 Last Vest Age of Americas Greatness Did you know that not everyone like to do stuff the same as everyone else. darnel says that thats the "last vest age of americas greatness." i don't really think we're in a vest age but I do think that it is true that its great that not everybody does all the same stuff all the same way. if we all did everything the same it would get pretty boring. so if you like to eat your burgers upside down, its like a whole new food, or eat your pizza crust first then thats ok!

]]> http://blog.nbc.com/randy/2008/12/last_vest_age_of_americas_grea.php http://blog.nbc.com/randy/2008/12/last_vest_age_of_americas_grea.php Thu, 04 Dec 2008 09:38:39 -0800 A Note from Ethan Suplee Hey Kevin or anyone else that might have been offended by my last post as Randy, I apologize for not putting a Capitol "G" on GOD. It's supposed to be being written by Randy and I just didn't think that he'd know that God was a proper noun. I meant no disrespect. Also, just so you know I myself do believe in God. Thanks for reading, thanks for watching.

- Ethan Suplee

]]> http://blog.nbc.com/randy/2008/12/a_note_from_ethan_suplee.php http://blog.nbc.com/randy/2008/12/a_note_from_ethan_suplee.php Mon, 01 Dec 2008 11:59:18 -0800 Gods Vacuum Tornados are like gods vacuum only he doesn't have one of those cool vacuum bags and all the dust and trash just gets moved around. Sometimes its better to move all that trash around too, instead of just leaving it where it is. Sometimes if you move your stuff around you'll find stuff that you had forgotten about or even sometimes you can find money and other cool stuff. Sometimes its even stuff that you don't remember being lost and then there it is. I guess tornado's aren't good things but if god's got a reason for everything then theres gotta be a reason for them too. I sure do wish someone would figure out what the real reason for tornados is, even if just that the earth has an itchy back or something like that...

]]> http://blog.nbc.com/randy/2008/11/gods_vacuum.php http://blog.nbc.com/randy/2008/11/gods_vacuum.php Thu, 20 Nov 2008 10:32:00 -0800 Meanness Joy can be really mean but I think its that kinda meanness that comes from not feeling good about yourself and so then youre just mean to other people. Does that make sense? Sometimes I dont know the words that mean what I'm trying to say so I have to use a bunch of extra words to essplain myself. Sometimes I get lost on here because theres too many words floatin around and not enough thoughts.


What I'm trying to say is that Joy knows shes not super perfect all the time even though its in that closet in her mind where we lock away the bad thoughts and memories, the uncle roger closet, but when you got stuff like that in the uncle roger closet it makes you kinda hard like a toe corn, its super hard but it's not the kinda hard you can just push on, its the kinda hard that when you push on it really hurts and makes you wanna cry. Joy's like a toe corn even though that's not the word I mean either but it'll have to work, you just have to pretend that what that means is really something different but in the sane way.


So sometimes we've gotta remember that even though joy'll run you over with the brat shes still a girl that needs to be hugged and stuff. Joy's mean to me but I know she loves me. Thats just how she shows it.

]]> http://blog.nbc.com/randy/2008/11/meanness.php http://blog.nbc.com/randy/2008/11/meanness.php Thu, 13 Nov 2008 17:08:19 -0800 IT's-IT Sometimes people are weird and they are actin weird because they think that its really that everyone else is weird. But really they are just a little bit confused about people. One bad conversation can do it! One bad convo and then you got a weirdo on your hands. Its just that simple. But I guess you can make a weirdo normal with one good conversation? Actually it probably takes a bit more than that. Like one good conversation and an IT's-IT. I sure do like IT's-IT's!

]]> http://blog.nbc.com/randy/2008/11/itsit.php http://blog.nbc.com/randy/2008/11/itsit.php Thu, 06 Nov 2008 09:04:19 -0800 holloween its the best because people are all letting the people on the inside out into the world. even if its just a itty bitty teeny tiny part of you forced back into a dark corner of your brain, for that one night it gets to come out and play. i really love egg wars and tp parties too. me and earl used to cross our fingers and hope to god that someone would choose trick. i sure do like treets too though. i guess if i had to choose i'd take treets over tricks. anyone got any good ghost stories?

]]> http://blog.nbc.com/randy/2008/10/holloween.php http://blog.nbc.com/randy/2008/10/holloween.php Thu, 30 Oct 2008 11:25:40 -0800 cheerleadin Sometimes you can be into stuff that you gotta pretend you're not into so that people will still think you're tough. Kinda like when I'm having a pb and m, peanut butter and mayonase sammich, I gotta tell earl its really just bologna (thank god for those commercials that teach you how to spell b o l o g n a!) or else he'll get sick and won't be able to finish his food. Anyway, sometimes its better not to care what other people think and just do what you want. Also earl says that we are being gays but that its ok cus we're bein the good kinda gays this time. I didn't know that gay meant happy, that's a lot of happy dudes that like cheerleadin!

]]> http://blog.nbc.com/randy/2008/10/cheerleadin.php http://blog.nbc.com/randy/2008/10/cheerleadin.php Thu, 16 Oct 2008 16:42:48 -0800 i'm a stuntman Remember when you were a kid and you could do sweet stunts in your livingroom with a couple couch cushins a flight of stairs and a sheet as a parashute? Man I loved doin sweet stunts in my livingroom. I even one time did a triple lindy in my backyard, that's the sweet dive the old dude that got "no respect" in the movie about old dudes at spring break did only I used moms bed as my pool. Anyway, its harded now cus when I fall down its from higher up so it hurts more.

I sure do like sweet stunts.

Any of you out there in the wide world of web have any sweet stunt stories?

]]> http://blog.nbc.com/randy/2008/10/im_a_stuntman.php http://blog.nbc.com/randy/2008/10/im_a_stuntman.php Thu, 09 Oct 2008 13:21:51 -0800 old dudes Old dudes are tuff. I think that the longer you live the tuffer you get. Old dudes can use all the tuffness from their whole lives because it like builds up so that when they need to be they can be super badass tuff. But stuff still hurts like normal but they don't cry or scream cus they've got old dude tuffness. Old dudes are cool.

]]> http://blog.nbc.com/randy/2008/10/old_dudes.php http://blog.nbc.com/randy/2008/10/old_dudes.php Thu, 02 Oct 2008 10:20:10 -0800 crab shack Sometimes when I go to the crab-shack I don't know what to get. I always want a beer so that's easy but if they give me a menu its really hard to just pick one thing and then I always wish I had picked something else. I mostly just order what earl gets because he doesn't like it when I pick off his plate and if I just order what he got the we both have the same things on our plate and I can pretend that I'm picking off his plate when I'm really just pickin off my own. But some times ill see somethin that makes me want to eat somethin. Like I always want a hot dog if I see one of them wiener dogs, espically if its owners got it in one of them little weiner dog sweaters.

Do they get the interwebs in canada? If any canadians happen to see my buddy bill tell him I said hi.

]]> http://blog.nbc.com/randy/2008/10/crab_shack.php http://blog.nbc.com/randy/2008/10/crab_shack.php Thu, 02 Oct 2008 10:18:23 -0800 acting is fun Acting is like playing make believe when your a kid or making prank calls. First you figure out who you are and then you just be that person. My favorite time to act is when me and earl are pulling capers. its much easier to go into it if I'm somebody else. I really miss our capers, maybe earl will get sick of his list again so i can go back to my career as an actor.

]]> http://blog.nbc.com/randy/2008/09/actin_is_fun.php http://blog.nbc.com/randy/2008/09/actin_is_fun.php Thu, 25 Sep 2008 12:06:14 -0800 relationships From randy: its really nice when people like you for who you really are. There have been a lot of times ive seen earl want to get together with a girl and then when they are finally together they dont really like each other at all.

I even do that same stuff, like i will try and not be me because i dont think a girl will like me so ill try and be like some of the cool guys one tv and stuff.

Anyway, it was pretty clear right away that billie and earl wernt right for each other but sometimes you cant just tell a person that. You have to let them figure it out for themselves. Thats what i did. and i really think that i can try and learn from them too and try and really pay attention to if a girls right for me.

Who was i kiddin with callin dibs on catalina? Im way outa her league.

]]> http://blog.nbc.com/randy/2008/05/women.php http://blog.nbc.com/randy/2008/05/women.php Thu, 15 May 2008 18:01:20 -0800 earls awake! Well sorry I haven't been looking at the wild world web lately. I've been trying to cross stuff off earls list so he could wake up out of his coma. Its hard to take care of people in a coma and really messy but I pretty much got it figured out now and now he's finally woke up. Maybe I can take care of peoples dogs that are in comas, I don't think I could wash up after any people that aren't my brother. Unless they're girls. Does anyone have a coma dog they need looked after. Also, darnell says to tell you that the new president doesn't matter because they're all the same and none of them is gonna stop the war but we should support the ones that say they are because even though its a lie and they're lyin, theyer lyin on the better side.

]]> http://blog.nbc.com/randy/2008/04/earls_awake.php http://blog.nbc.com/randy/2008/04/earls_awake.php Fri, 25 Apr 2008 09:30:49 -0800 earls interinvention Well, earls interinvention didn't go so well. He sometimes gets deffensiv when you try and show him how something he did wasn't right. Like the time I showed him how he wasnt doin a beer bong right, he just got mad at me for spilling beer on the floor but when he would do it he never finished his beer. Anyway, catalina came over and was reading him one of those magazines about all the famouse people, I always think that we should just be doing things he likes but then when she was reading to him about all the people he hates I thought maybe that was good too because we don't wanna spoil him. When I left she was saying that she thought maybe earl smiled when she was reading about paris hilton. earl thinks paris hilton is a snob but ive always thought she has everyone fooled...there's no way she's as smart as people think.

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