My Name Is Earl Randy Blog

Relationships

2008-05-16T02:01:20Z

From randy: its really nice when people like you for who you really are. There have been a lot of times ive seen earl want to get together with a girl and then when they are finally together they dont really like each other at all.

I even do that same stuff, like i will try and not be me because i dont think a girl will like me so ill try and be like some of the cool guys one tv and stuff.

Anyway, it was pretty clear right away that billie and earl wernt right for each other but sometimes you cant just tell a person that. You have to let them figure it out for themselves. Thats what i did. and i really think that i can try and learn from them too and try and really pay attention to if a girls right for me.

Who was i kiddin with callin dibs on catalina? Im way outa her league.

Earls awake!

2008-04-25T17:30:49Z

Well sorry I haven't been looking at the wild world web lately. I've been trying to cross stuff off earls list so he could wake up out of his coma. Its hard to take care of people in a coma and really messy but I pretty much got it figured out now and now he's finally woke up. Maybe I can take care of peoples dogs that are in comas, I don't think I could wash up after any people that aren't my brother. Unless they're girls. Does anyone have a coma dog they need looked after. Also, darnell says to tell you that the new president doesn't matter because they're all the same and none of them is gonna stop the war but we should support the ones that say they are because even though its a lie and they're lyin, theyer lyin on the better side.

Earls Interinvention

2008-04-04T02:01:00Z

Well, earls interinvention didn't go so well. He sometimes gets deffensiv when you try and show him how something he did wasn't right. Like the time I showed him how he wasnt doin a beer bong right, he just got mad at me for spilling beer on the floor but when he would do it he never finished his beer. Anyway, catalina came over and was reading him one of those magazines about all the famouse people, I always think that we should just be doing things he likes but then when she was reading to him about all the people he hates I thought maybe that was good too because we don't wanna spoil him. When I left she was saying that she thought maybe earl smiled when she was reading about paris hilton. earl thinks paris hilton is a snob but ive always thought she has everyone fooled...there's no way she's as smart as people think.

Hallelujah!

2008-02-14T18:02:14Z

Darnells been singing that beetles song about how its christmas and so the war is gonna be over if you want it to be. kinda like if santa was giving that as your present. only he kept saying strike instead of war. it was pretty confusing but i guess he was mostly just saying that if people wanted stuff bad enough then they could just have it. kinda like that d and d book hes always talking about the one about the guy that turns stuff into gold. so i guess that means all the people that write all the stuff that we get to see are gonna get paid a couple times for what they write. good for them. darnell is really excited because i guess now hollywood squares will be back on tv. those are all writers right?

i dont like scabs

2007-11-15T15:40:32Z

i came over to use darnels computer and he said he wouldnt help me out today. he said that the people that write stuff werent writing stuff anymore right now cus they were mad at their bossses. he said that all the writers of all the things that they turn into stuff where somebody else is sayin what they wrote were real mad because they were only getting paid once for their job.

i didnt really understand that real well but he said that a lot of people get paid more than once for their job and that they just wanted to taste what the big companys were makin off their hard work.

]]> i guess its kinda like when alll those guys didnt want to work in the mines because their lungs were goin bad and they were dieing so they told their bosses they wouldnt come back to work until they got some funny little masks to wear so they didnt get rotten lungs. so i guess no ones supposed to write anything down while they are fightin with their bosses, like how no one went down in the mines to dig around while those guys were yellin about blacklung.

darnell keeps comin in here and sayin PENS DOWN but i dont have a pen.

so is it just real writing your not allowed to do or is it this kinda pushbutton writing too? oh, darnell says its anythin with letters that you can read, so i guess that means this kinda fancy computer stuff too.

darnell says that if i keep writting on here that im jumping a picket fence and that ill get scabs. i dont like scabs

whos the boss

2007-11-09T02:15:35Z

its really tough to no whos in control and to no whos bein controlled. usually i will admit that earls in control but i dont really think that that means that im bein controlled even though i do see how it would seem like it.

its kinda like how earl started thinkin about the clouds and skys and stuff and wanted to save all the birds from drinkin spilled oil and whatnot but he decided we would just start by throwin our trash away. i always throw my traash away but now i just use better aim and point it at trash cans.

earl explained that if i didnt throw the trash in the cans that then the cans couldnt do their job of holdin the trash and soon enough theyd all be outta work and who waants a bunch of angry trash cans on your conchence. not me.

but that doesnt mean earls the boss of me cus i still had to think it over for myself and decide if i wanted to start thinkin about that stuff. and i guess i did. so im the boss of myself and im more in control becaus i thought about what earl had to say.

handcuffs and pepper spray

2007-11-02T16:44:59Z

i really like working at a prision. its great cus they give you lots of tools for your job. like they give you some handcuffs and pepper spray and keys and a stick that you can make long and short and is really good for draggin across metal bars when your walkin down the jail hall like they do in the movies. the beast part about bein in jail is bein around earl. its cool because he's my older brother but its more like i'm the older brother in jail. like in years he's older but i get to tell him when to turn off the tv or if he can go to the bathroom so its like in my mind i'm his older brother so that's the best part.

mostly love sucks

2007-10-25T17:45:51Z

its good when you like a girl and the girl likes you back. sometimes when you like the girl its hard to tell her cus you are scared that if you tell her she might just tell you that she doesnt like you back and to go to hell. sometimes you are scared to tell her because if she does like you back then you know that somehow shes gonna be different from when you liked her but she didnt know and then maybe you wont like her anymore and then youll have to tell her to go to hell. sometimes when you both are happy and like each other the same and no ones turned into a creep then some other things go wrong like your brother tellin you that youre a different person even though youre the same. and sometimes youre in jail and there is way too much time to think about how the person was before and how they are now and how now maybe there is more you could be doin than waitin around to see them again.

i think love mostly sucks unless youre in it and then its just mostly trickin you.

i been writing lotsa stories lately

2007-10-18T18:13:18Z

they are cool cus you get to write about all the stuff you think about. like how when you see a red light and your thinkin about how you can floor it and cut hard to the left while hittin the e brake and how the car'll fishtail outta the way of the other cars and the you'll gass it again and be through the light. but then you just stop and wait till the light turns green. so writin life is way cooler than normal life.

also when you write a story you get to visit with all the people you've been thinking about and tell them all the things you meant to tell them but never did.

and yes, joys downstairs mostly looks like lightnin bolts, but there was that one time for patrick the saint that she made it look like a clover.

starin at the sun

2007-10-10T17:52:43Z

sum computer asked me if I still hold the camden county record for starin at the sun. the ansir is YES. i do. i i looked at the sun for 37 minutes and won the hole contest. I also heard about that same tv show where a guy went to prison to get his brother out and i kept tryin to get sent to prison but they wouldn't take me because they were to crowded and i didnt fit there ideel type at least thats what darnel said that and somethhing about reverse aftermath action or something. well there was one time i was about to go to prison but then they said it was just gonna be jail and i thought it would still be the same earl wasnt there either and my crayon designs kept rubbin off on the inside of my clothes so thats how you know that tv show is just full of it. cus if you even go to jail its not gonna be the right jail and then maybe its gonna be prison instead also im not ttoo god at tests but i passed one im sure you computers no about it cus you guys checked the ansirs and i just wanted to say thanks even if its only that you let me play the race card

fancy computer words

2007-10-04T20:04:17Z

darnel was showin me some fancy computer words and how there all shorter than normal words. he was showin me one that he said meant he was laughin but whenever he wrote it he was never laughin. neither was his computer. but he wrote it a lot. im not laughin either so i wont rite it cus darnell told me someons brother was watchin us from the computer. but he also said nobody nos you when your on the computer and you can say whatever you want. so im not gonna rite a lie in case the brother who doesnt no who i am is watchin.

more ansirs

2007-09-29T00:24:30Z

earl is good. i was gonna try and bring him some it's it's but it was kinda hot and they melted and i ate the parts that didnt melt and then i was sorry but earl didnt care cus i didnt lick my fingers and said he could. so he wasnt reel mad at all. i think that is an ansir for the computer named debi. joy and darnell are helpin me out a lot and joy is tryin to teach me some stuff so thats cool. i might need a place to stay some times when i stay out late and they turn the lights out and i cant find my way home but thats only if you live near my house cus im usually not that far off.

i thought of a question that there might be a ansir to if i think hard enought. its not the question cus i know i should give mmore ansirs first. i was readin a bottle of shampoo while i was doin some big busines in the bathroom and i saw that it said rinse and style as desired and i think that thats why i hate to wash my hair so much. cus when you wash your hair it gets all fluffy and then it just kinda sits on your face and stuff and when you push it around it doesnt just stay where you put it so i think those people that make shampoo are liars cus you really cant style as desired. you can just rinse and have fluffy hair that doesn do what you want it to. so thats the ansir to that.

how come you new earl was in jail?

2007-09-28T00:22:52Z

I dont no if i have to ansir one at a time or if i can take a long time to find some ansirs. i was tryin to figure out how come you new earl was in jail but then i rememberd how when ever you go to visit him in jail the guards have to type some stuff on a computer and darnell said that someones older brother was taking notes and tellin everyone. do all you computers no each other? thats a lot of friends. its been pretty hard without earl because he usually takes care of the stuff that you can easily forget like how some times when i forget to go pee befor bed and he will always remind me sometimes. and like when i forget to where socks he will tell me to remember how i got that blister when i waas in kindygarden and it was because i didnt have socks on. i have some shirts i rote free earl on but i dont no how to get them in a computer if you wanna come by joys house in camden i could give you one but dont tell her cus then she would get pissed that i used her eye make up to write on her clothes. i cant tell what time it is and darnell showd me where to look on here but i forgot and cant find it again. darnell said when i go to writetalk at the computer we had to give the computer a name and that it has different names somtimes and then said that it was just randy but when i told him i wanted it to be hachiman when i was on here he said that it was just gonna be randy and then i was lookin and some computers have normal people names but they are way cooler so i told him i wanted to be randoX*&!# but he said it was just gonna be called randy. so thats cool i guess. we have the same name. it sure is cool that i can come on here and talkwrite cus nobody really listens to me and i get bored some times and i have been sitting here so long that my feet fell asleep and so thats cool to cus i didnt no what to do today any ways. oh yeah, i like sprees.

hello computer?

2007-09-21T04:04:20Z

Hello?
I'm waiting for your questions so I can give you sum ansirs. Hello?

hello?

2007-09-20T05:08:09Z

Darnell was lookin on the interwebs the other day and there was a lot of writing and stuff and darnell said that it was people talking with words but not the kinda words you say the other kind made with letters. I didn't see any people in there just the words but I read some of the words and I think it was like questions and stuff. Like how im righting words right now. Darnell showed me how to make a bunch of words on here and how the computer will even help you and show you some words you cant spell but even then there are some words it doesnt know. I think you gotta give ansirs too though or then the computer wont tell you more stuff. like when darnell was looking in his room at all the computer stuff i was lookin over his shoulder and i saw that there were more ansirs than questions. like for every time there was a question there would be a whole bunch of ansirs. like when darnell asked the computer if it thought that erik b and rakim would ever get back together and the computer just started giving him ansir after ansir. like it was a little crazy. one part of the computer thought that the government was in a secret group that was trying to keep the black men down and that erick b was really working with them and then rakim discovered himm and thats why they wont never get back together but this other part of the computer said that they were making a record right now. i guess the computer cant make its mind up all the time. darnell was really really into those ansirs. he was talking to the computer with letter words for like four hours. so i guess if i want the ansirs to my question ansired i have to give some ansirs first. so i will do some ansirs first before i ask my question cus i think mine is a big one and i dont want the interwebs to think i cant pull my own. hello? ok so im ready to give some ansirs. hello? words? hello?