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October 02, 10:18 AM
crab shack
Sometimes when I go to the crab-shack I don't know what to get. I always want a beer so that's easy but if they give me a menu its really hard to just pick one thing and then I always wish I had picked something else. I mostly just order what earl gets because he doesn't like it when I pick off his plate and if I just order what he got the we both have the same things on our plate and I can pretend that I'm picking off his plate when I'm really just pickin off my own. But some times ill see somethin that makes me want to eat somethin. Like I always want a hot dog if I see one of them wiener dogs, espically if its owners got it in one of them little weiner dog sweaters.
Do they get the interwebs in canada? If any canadians happen to see my buddy bill tell him I said hi.
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Okay, I'm a Canadian guy named Bill who lives near Ottawa and I'm getting pretty freaked out right now.
Quit it.
Randy,
Will you see the sailboat?
Hey Randy! Love your blog... I think I know your friend Bill. I'm in Ottawa and there is this guy Bill who always talks about his good friend Randy from the States. Is that you?
Randy:
You should visit stuffonmyweiner.com
It is all pictures of the little weiner dogs. Wearing hats and sweaters and shoes and stuff.
Only you can't eat them.
Oh
My head hurts
bill says hi
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My head hurts
bill says hi










































