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December 11, 10:27 AM

Christmas

Crismas is a good time to do good things. You always here people talking about all the spirits of christmas taking over people and making them feel difernt things, like, well, the spirts sometimes just make people feel them and then they make people do good things. I guess there are good crismas spirits and bad crismas spirits because sometimes people do bad things to the people filled with the good spirits, maybe its the kind of spirits theyv got at the crab shak and when people get filled up with them they can't see that the people filled with the bad spirits are taking advantage of'em.

I guess the spirits should call a truce during december so that all the people doing good over chrismas don't get taken for a ride...

December 04, 09:38 AM

Last Vest Age of Americas Greatness

Did you know that not everyone like to do stuff the same as everyone else. darnel says that thats the "last vest age of americas greatness." i don't really think we're in a vest age but I do think that it is true that its great that not everybody does all the same stuff all the same way. if we all did everything the same it would get pretty boring. so if you like to eat your burgers upside down, its like a whole new food, or eat your pizza crust first then thats ok!

December 01, 11:59 AM

A Note from Ethan Suplee

Hey Kevin or anyone else that might have been offended by my last post as Randy, I apologize for not putting a Capitol "G" on GOD. It's supposed to be being written by Randy and I just didn't think that he'd know that God was a proper noun. I meant no disrespect. Also, just so you know I myself do believe in God. Thanks for reading, thanks for watching.

- Ethan Suplee

November 20, 10:32 AM

Gods Vacuum

Tornados are like gods vacuum only he doesn't have one of those cool vacuum bags and all the dust and trash just gets moved around. Sometimes its better to move all that trash around too, instead of just leaving it where it is. Sometimes if you move your stuff around you'll find stuff that you had forgotten about or even sometimes you can find money and other cool stuff. Sometimes its even stuff that you don't remember being lost and then there it is. I guess tornado's aren't good things but if god's got a reason for everything then theres gotta be a reason for them too. I sure do wish someone would figure out what the real reason for tornados is, even if just that the earth has an itchy back or something like that...

November 13, 05:08 PM

Meanness

Joy can be really mean but I think its that kinda meanness that comes from not feeling good about yourself and so then youre just mean to other people. Does that make sense? Sometimes I dont know the words that mean what I'm trying to say so I have to use a bunch of extra words to essplain myself. Sometimes I get lost on here because theres too many words floatin around and not enough thoughts.

What I'm trying to say is that Joy knows shes not super perfect all the time even though its in that closet in her mind where we lock away the bad thoughts and memories, the uncle roger closet, but when you got stuff like that in the uncle roger closet it makes you kinda hard like a toe corn, its super hard but it's not the kinda hard you can just push on, its the kinda hard that when you push on it really hurts and makes you wanna cry. Joy's like a toe corn even though that's not the word I mean either but it'll have to work, you just have to pretend that what that means is really something different but in the sane way.

So sometimes we've gotta remember that even though joy'll run you over with the brat shes still a girl that needs to be hugged and stuff. Joy's mean to me but I know she loves me. Thats just how she shows it.

November 06, 09:04 AM

IT's-IT

Sometimes people are weird and they are actin weird because they think that its really that everyone else is weird. But really they are just a little bit confused about people. One bad conversation can do it! One bad convo and then you got a weirdo on your hands. Its just that simple. But I guess you can make a weirdo normal with one good conversation? Actually it probably takes a bit more than that. Like one good conversation and an IT's-IT. I sure do like IT's-IT's!

October 30, 11:25 AM

holloween

its the best because people are all letting the people on the inside out into the world. even if its just a itty bitty teeny tiny part of you forced back into a dark corner of your brain, for that one night it gets to come out and play. i really love egg wars and tp parties too. me and earl used to cross our fingers and hope to god that someone would choose trick. i sure do like treets too though. i guess if i had to choose i'd take treets over tricks. anyone got any good ghost stories?