SHORT MESSAGES FROM YOUR LEADER IN PALE
January 15, 04:20 PM
The More You Know
It was recently pointed out to me that "The More You Know" gag is one of the oldest ones in the book. I take great umbrage with this assertion because there are gags that are way, way older.
For instance, we could have had Lady Pale slip on a banana peel or perhaps have thrown a cream pie in Bea Arthur's face. Sure, we had Estelle Getty put a boot up Conan's ass, but long before boots were invented, a knee to a man's privates got the job done just as well. So even a boot to the ass isn't that old of a gag, right?
I could also have put shoe polish on a pair of binoculars, or pointed out a non-existent stain on Lady Bronze's shirt and then surprised her by flicking her chin. And speaking of fingers, I might have used two of mine to poke Betty White in the eyes, ala The Three Stooges.
So you see, "The More You Know" gag is not the oldest gag in the book. Not by a long shot. So anyone who thinks that I'm taking the easy way out in coming up with ideas can smell this (squirting) flower I have pinned to my lapel.
- Jim
COMMENTS
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