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January 08, 03:11 PM

Thank You For Being A Friend


Thank you for being a friend, Pale Readers.

Yes, you guessed it, today I want to talk about one of tv's biggest oxymorons: The Golden Girls. First of all, was Bea Arthur ever popular? I mean, sure, she gave a careful and nuanced performance in the Star Wars Holiday special and she tore it up as Mame, but... well, I guess Bea Arthur is pretty good after all, so never mind about that.

But anyway, that's not what I'm here to complain, I mean blog, about.

I want to be the first to point out this obvious fact: Bea Arthur, Betty White, Rue McLanahan and what's her name are not golden at all. In fact, they are three of the pastiest looking white ladies I've ever seen on TV. Who are they trying to kid? No one. That's who.

It just goes to show the insensitivity and hatred our society heaps upon the pigmentally challenged that they couldn't call this uproarious sitcom its proper name: The Pale Girls. I don't know about you, but that's a show I could sink my dentures into.

- Jim

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