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Pale Man
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SHORT MESSAGES FROM YOUR LEADER IN PALE
December 05, 05:17 PM
Jim's Life Lesson
Call them hecklers, call them bullies, call them troublemakers, or just call them a bunch of good-for-nothing @#!&%@s, they must be dealt with and dealt with severely.
That's what today's "Jim's Life Lesson" is all about.
Some people I know (Conan), run away from troublemakers, but that's the last thing you want to do. Others say you should try and understand them better. And yet others will have you confront them toe-to-toe or head-to-head or whatever.
I say they're all wrong.
I would like to introduce you to a novel concept I like to call, "the path of least resistance." Since running away or gaining understanding is too much effort, and confronting them could get your face smashed, the only solution is this: find someone else to fight your battles for you!
Manipulation is a wonderful thing. For instance, I manipulate Conan to fight any number of battles for me while I sit back and do nothing. The best part is, if you do it right, you get all the credit.
So let's recap.
1) Find a sucker
2) Manipulate said sucker into fighting your battle for you
3) Take credit
It's as easy as that people. 1, 2, 3.
Until next time...
- Jim
COMMENTS
Jim,
I completely agree with you. Just last week this kid was being a jerk to me at school. He was giving me s!@$ for talking to my girlfrind on my sell phone. Since my gf is in college I have to talk to her on my cell. I decided to flip this particular kid the bird. Once I ralized that he had a huge group of friends standing ten feet away I quickley realized I was screwed. This kid had one particular friend that was pretty big and was threatning shove my phone down my throat. One girl in the group quickley shouted "That kid's brother is Rob Heath" The bully took back his staitment and I washappy. I know now that my older brother Rob can fight my battles when he is not even in the room.
sooo true!
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