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Pale Man
The greatest - and palest - superhero ever.
SHORT MESSAGES FROM YOUR LEADER IN PALE
December 18, 06:53 PM
Evil Twins
Dearest Friends of Pale -
If only I had an evil twin...
We would have so much fun together fighting each other. He'd be plotting to take over the world and I'd be coming up with ways to stop his dastardly scheming. We'd be partners in crime, only I wouldn't be the criminal - I'd be the crime stopper. That's still a partnership, isn't it? I think so.
If I had an evil twin I'd make sure to give him a tattoo when he slept so the world could tell us apart. I think I'd spell the word "evil" across his forehead. The police could use it to know which one of us to shoot when I show up to stop him from doing something really stupid, like trying to rob Fort Knox with a plastic spork.
If I had an evil twin we'd work up a comedy act and take it on the road. Here we come, Effingham, Gaffigan & Gaffigan and their pale madness review!
The show would end with him saying something really cruel and me stepping in to defend the honor of the audience that paid $89.50 a head to see us perform. I'd put my evil twin in a headlock and pound the hell out of his face. That would show him.
Man, I really wish I had an evil twin. Evil twins are awesome.
- Jim
COMMENTS
You having an evil twin would be pretty hot. I mean, what's sexier than two Jim Gaffigans? At least I know your twin would be a lot cooler than your lady friend Conan,
I would pay a lot more for that!!! sounds awesome.
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