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December 11, 07:21 PM

A World Without Pale

My Dearest Readers In Pale,

I'd like to use this week's post for something a little different. Rather than another important life lesson, or a musing on my latest adventure, I'd like all of you to imagine a world without pale.

Go ahead. Close your eyes. Try and dream up a world where those who are pale of skin don't exist. Close them now. Go ahead. I'll be here when you get back...

...eyes open? Good.

So how'd it go? I bet you couldn't do it, could you? You just can't imagine a world without Conan or Ron Howard, can you? And without pale, you couldn't dream of a white Christmas during this holiday season.

There's an ancient Chinese philosophy. At least I think it's Chinese - I read it on a fortune cookie once. Anyway, it says there is something called "yin" and something called "yang," and one can't exist without the other. That means that white can't be possible without black, up can't exist without down, hard without soft, and so on and so forth and blah blah blah etc., etc., etc.

I urge you now in this season of peace and harmony to consider all the good that the pale of the world have given us. Remember, without pale your own existence may not be possible.

At least I think that's what the fortune cookie meant. But I never did make it to philosophy class. That, and I'm half in the bag right now.

- Jim

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Posted by Pale Man at 07:21 PM

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December 20, 2007

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