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November 20, 03:58 PM

Global Warming


Dear fans of the environment,

Pale Man here with an important message today. Now usually I like to take things light, but sometimes too much "light" is a bad thing.

Take global warming, for instance.

Like it or not, our environment is the only environment we have, and if this whole global warming things catches on, then all palekind will be in serious danger.

Imagine it... a world where the pale can never leave their homes for fear that the bright light of day will tan their skin into a rich golden brown, the color of pancakes bubbling up on a grill, coated with butter and maple syrup. You know, that reminds me. They really do make a darn fine syrup in Canadatown. You should go there sometime and try it. Tell them you know me... Pale Man.

And now that I really think of it, the environment is making me hungry, so I'm going to run to the nearest diner for a short stack. I'll catch you all on the flip flop. But for now, be safe, people, and take care of our environment. Somewhere, a lonely pale person afraid to leave her home is counting on you.

- Jim

Comments (9) permalink
Posted by Pale Man at 03:58 PM

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Your making me hungry Pale man....(drool) oh yeah,im going to do my part and recycle!

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