Pale Man
The greatest - and palest - superhero ever.
SHORT MESSAGES FROM YOUR LEADER IN PALE
November 13, 03:26 PM
Canadian Medicine
It had to be Canadatown. So there we were, me and Conan, walking the mean streets of the Canucks when Conan totally lost it. The smell of maple syrup was in the air when his mind... just... snapped. I had to get help right away.
But not for him. For me.
He was driving me crazy with his incessant yapping so I decided to explore Canada's free medical care. I stepped into the clinic, which had a strangely pungent aroma, and partook of a unique Canadian "medicine."
And miracle of miracles, this strange Canadian elixir worked. Conan stopped pestering me, but I'm not sure if that was the medicine working or if it's because I totally forgot about him when I got lost in a candy store I wandered into. But regardless, it at least alleviated the pain of listening to Conan whine about the high price of Canadian bacon.
And by the way, if you ever see Conan dancing I would suggest you close your eyes and think about something more pleasant like being dipped in a vat of chocolate at a Canadian candy store.
- Jim
COMMENTS
A Big Hello To Jim And All His Fans! Anyone interested in a DVD release of the hilarious cartoon series "Pale Force" - please check this out:
http://www.petitiononline.com/conanfan/petition.html
Oh, and if you want to sign the petition, PLEASE put a city or state or province next to your name so that the network can see where all the PaleForce fans reside. Thanks Everyone!




