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SHORT MESSAGES FROM YOUR LEADER IN PALE
October 29, 04:37 PM
Snowy White
My dearest friends in pale,
I can't help being so incredibly pale. I just can't. I know my paleness makes others feel bad that they aren't as pigmently challenged as I, but there's simply nothing I can do about it.
I can't help that my skin is snowy white, the beautiful shade of school glue crusting around its cap. I can't help that I project the warm, soothing, and friendly glow of a sheep trapped in a snow storm under a bright winter sun. It's not my fault that I am as beautifully color-void as a department store white sale.
These things I can't help. They are beyond my control.
If you're jealous, I completely understand. I know I would be, too. But please don't hate be a pale hater. It's the game that's t(a)inted.
Jim
COMMENTS
You guys had me interested until the end where I had to watch Conan's character do a full frontal piss. Wasn't that a bit gratuitous?
Greast site guys! And nice post too!
Since gas prices have gone down do you think it is more affordable to get a rental car now?
Excellent site guys! great work!
we found great deals on cheap hotel rates online!
That is a really smart idea.
Maybe you should get liposuction of the brain...that last comment was silly.
If someone is affected by the peanut butter recalls should they contact a personal injury lawyer?
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