SHORT MESSAGES FROM YOUR LEADER IN PALE
January 17, 01:28 AM
Dear Friends of Pale...
Consider this: global warming affects all of us, but pale people are gonna be the first to go. Here are several things you can do to fight global warming:
1. Drive a fuel efficient car
2. Conserve energy
3. See Jim Gaffigan live during his 30 city standup tour - visit jimgaffigan.com for cities and dates
4. Stop eating vegetables
5. E-mail four people and tell them to visit this site and watch Pale Force
Thanks,
Jim
COMMENTS
Jim, I'm a huge fan of Pale Force and I wish Conan all the luck with his spin off show "Late Night with Conan O'Brian". I don't think that show would be half the success it is if it didn't leech off the fan base of Pale Force like the pale sucking parasite that it is.
Jim: Saw your show in Iowa a couple months ago and really, really loved it. My husband and I are very big fans and I'm just hoping I can be a Friend of Pale with my freckles.
with the rising costs and tighter credit markets do you think people are still getting a lot of breast augmentation surgery?
Would you get a cosmetic surgery
I'm hoping to travel soon, any other sites to find good cheap hotels?
How does that make sense? That last comment was rubbish
Was that last comment supposed to make sense?


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