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The future Mrs. Nigel Townsend!

DeLinda! I just met a girl named DeLinda! And suddenly that name, will never be the same to me…

Hello bloggers! I’ve just met the future Mrs. Nigel Townsend. It’s not every day a goddess asks to see your ion spectrometer! She’s beautiful! She eats! She’s intelligent! She’s PERFECT!

Some may say, “But, Nigel, she lives in Las Vegas.” Some may even point out that she has a live-in boyfriend. But need I point out he works as a security guard at a casino and I’M a criminologist? He doesn’t stand a chance.

This past week my work included a decedent with Pugilistic Dementia. Let me break it down in simple terms: when a boxer takes too many hits to the head, over time, the brain begins to atrophy and shrink. H S Marland documented many boxers in the 1920’s and called the disorder “punch drunk,” which was a term used by boxing managers and fans to describe the imbalance and "slight flopping of one foot or leg in walking" of boxers.

But it wasn’t the pugilistic dementia that killed him. It was murder! He was poisoned (by his wife, no less). Tox came back with results of 10 milligrams of fentanyl in his system. Deadly.

If anyone has any music suggestions, now is the time to send them. Cruella Kate has this extremely annoying habit of blasting the most inappropriate music during autopsy! And there are only so many times you can hear “You Had a Bad Day” before you pick up a nine blade and begin slamming it into your eye socket again and again.

Please leave music suggestions in the comments section, along with any other questions you may have...

Say it soft and it’s almost like praying. DeLinda. I’ll never stop saying: DeLinda.

 
 

Really Nigel,
DeLinda? She is taken, although I will admit she is hot and intelligent, but her and Danny are good together. Take care and can't wait for the next entry.
I love Crossing Jordan

 

Well, it is good to hear about DeLinda. Good luck with her, man! You've got style that no woman can resist!!! In the meantime, use some annoying music to get back at Kate, like Weird Al Yankovich or Britney Spears lol. Kate is just trying to be a pain to you, so might as well enjoy being a pain to her!!! lol take care, mate. You are amazing no matter what.
~Sarah

 

DeLinda is just your type, Nige! More power to you! Sarah's right! Weird Al will work perfectly. A little White and Nerdy...maybe some Lady S, Love Me or Hate Me...

 

'You had a bad day, you're taking one down, you sing a sad song just to turn it around'--Nigel, you cannot possibly mean that song. There is NOTHING wrong with the song 'Bad Day' unless you're severely pessimistic.
If you're looking to drive Cruella insane, might I suggest country and 90s bubblegum pop? It'll surely get a great reaction from her.

 

Hey "Nigel". This pretend NBC show character blog is cute. I don't think the "Delinda" thing can work (I don't think she's gonna be on the show again this year- but I do love the idea of her character being a bimbo yet also a closet genius). As for 'morgue music', try this amazing new band I just found when I saw them on Conan O'brien called "Stars Of Track and Field".

 

Sorry Nigel. Couldn't tell that was Delinda. WAY TOO DARK. Doesn't the lab, the conference room, the elevator, etc have lights? And doesn't the sun come up in Boston? I kind of have had a problem telling which one is you these last episodes, except for the accent. Why are they doing that?

 

Nigel, there was this singing group called "98 Degrees", they did this song called "Because of you". It will drive her nuts!!!! Especially if you sing along with an evil grin on your face. Secondly, Delinda is not your girl. Nope! You need to meet Abby, she is a NCIS FORENSIC SPECIALIST! You would really like her!!!

Have a good day!

 

Music suggestions...how about "Another One Bites the Dust" by Queen?

Nigel, you and DeLinda would be a great couple, except she's already got a beau and she's a complicated girl. The way TV works, however, you just might have a shot at her. I thought Danny loved Mary at one point; maybe he'll end up back with Mary and you'll get DeLinda (which means you'd have to deal with Ed). That would be very interesting!

 

Nigel Babe!
I would love to see you in love with someone just like DeLinda. Only let's keep it local. Long distance relationships are no fun.
As for the music, I am a big fan of Weird Al. Also They Might Be Giants works to anoy the "mid stream" listening class. You're Not The Boss Of Me Now (from Malcolm in the Middle) is a perfect example!
Keep us informed with the great blogs and how about another video soon?
Love you to death, Putin

 

Nigel,
Delinda is ok.Any girl that did not like u would have to be crazy.Every time i see u it makes the show even more special.For the music i would go with Queen or maybe some Billy Idol or Bon Jovi.

 

Hey Nige!

Ha ha good luck with Delinda, Just promise me you won't go off to Las Vegas looking for her. We want you in Boston where you belong. And if that doesn't work out, I'll always have you lol :P

Now what you need in the way of music is some good Aussie music. Something like Powderfinger, Jet, Eskimo Joe, Bernard Fanning, Missy Higgins or even get into some great rock, like ACDC or Cold Chisel. Anything Aussie is great, trust me.

Love you Nige!
Check out my Blog :D

 

While I'm at it, the band Motor Ace is also very good. Listening to them now. Very nice.

Cruella DeKate might like a band called AFI - You should tell her to check 'em out ;)

Or you could go with the rest of the crowd and choose the most annoying sounds you can find. Maybe some Nature sounds or something, like ocean sounds, but turn it up really loud so they're no longer soothing.

If you like you could check out my MySpace too :) If you have time of course, lol I know how busy you are in the Morgue!

 

Love you so much Nige!

 

use some red hot chili peppers to get back at kate .. and you and delinda are totally ment for eachother

 

HEY NIGEL! TRY USING RODSTEWART OR U2 TO GET BACK AT KATE. THOSE TWO ARE ENOUGH TO MAKE ANYBODY JUMP IN FRONT OF A SPEEDING CAR. OR YOU COULD ALWAYS MAKE HER LISTEN TO NUMA NUMA OR A DDR SONG LIKE CARTOON HEROES. CHEERS!

 

*thinking: NBC Community Team? C'mon, guys, you could at least TRY to hide it...*

Funny you should reference West Side Story -- I watched it just before I watched Crossing Jordan o_O

Don't give up the music war, Nige! Fight the shrew! Pick up a copy of Taming of the Shrew for ideas on how to get back at her ^^

 

Hey Nigel, Delinda hum? She is hot I have to admit. But can you resist a long distance relationship? Problem with her seems that if she is on again off again with Danny she is shifty and unstable. find yourself a hotty in Boston, would be better for you, and hey, you`ll get some more often.

And for music, why not send her running for her life with some Cher or some Jessica Simpson (pure mental torture).

Much love and hugs!

 

Nigel, you can do much better than her! You are smart, good looking & boy oh boy you know your stuff! Set your standards a little higher!

 

Nigel-
Unfortunately for you, I think you and Kate really have chemistry. Go along with it--and forget Delinda. She belongs in L.V. and you would hate it there!!!

 

Hi
I love the show, I just hope that the next episode will be less dark. For the music, try old french music, very boring

angie

 

when is there going to be season videos

 

Just loop "It's a Small World" whenever she's in autopsy and you'll have that nine blade in her eye instead of yours.

And try not to pine over the unattainable girl. You'll come off as a mopey Charlie Brown.

 

You could do better than DeLinda...too bad I can't move to Boston...*grin*

As for musical suggestions...

The new Red Hot Chili Peppers or AFI...
-----
Note: I know this is pretend land, sheesh...

 

hey Nige
there are lot of goods songs on itunes epseailly the ones u like so check it out to see what u like one of my favs. it My Trucker Hat by Bowl of Soup
Rock on Peace Kait

 

LOL Nigel! Your blog was not a joke ! I´m from Germany and watched the episode where you get your expansive ...i call it " black painted quick cam from logitech " :-D
grate job dude! plz more vids!

 

HOW SWEET. nige and delenda. but, ya know, according to the deleted scenes, delinda and her b.f. are moving in with eachother, so good luck. but yeah. i hope it works out for ya. keep us updadted on bug and lilly, because im quite sad from bug giving up lilly. so yeah. a pretty song is:
it all comes down by scott phillips
how to save a life by the fray
over my head by the fray
where is your boy tonite by fall out boy (on that song where is your delinda tonight! lol)
but yeah. i LOVE crossing jordan, so bye!

 

awwww.. how cute Nigel and Delenda ♥ I hope somehow it would work out. Mabey try the song "I Will Remember" You by Ryan Cabrera and think of Delenda... Or possibly "Welcome to the black parade" by My chemical Romance.
P.s will you please give up some info on Lilly and Bug?
Please..

 

Nigel, Please keep us updated on lilly and bug, i was pulling for bug and lilly, not for lilly and jeffery.Lily and bug seems like a better couple.Delinda is ok but always keep ur options open.I LOVE crossing jordan so keep going u are doing a great job.Love always.

 

How would one commit the perfect murder?

 

hey there nigel good luck with delinda mate! as for the music thing maybe evenescene? they are a really good band and have good music i;msure how good they would be for an atopsy though lol.

Amelia

 

DeLinda? For real? Yeah, she's hot and smart, and practically perfect in every way... blah blah blah... Someone suggested Abby from NCIS, I agree, you need someone more interesting, not just eye candy! Besides, you just met her! And did you see her boyfriend!? Dang, Danny is hot... Besides shouldn't you be running interference for Bug and Lily, she's throwing it all away! everything away! Is she really going back to Jeffrey? Oh gag me with a pitch fork!
Well, I have to run, Nigel please don't make any plans to marry DeLinda, her father will probably try to kick your tushy!

 

Hey, sorry that the whole DeLinda thing isn't working out right now... but I'm sure you'll find someone else who is perfect and single! When are we going to see another video blog? Those were always fun to watch. Can't wait for your next entry!

 

Ok, well Delinda is sweet and smart and stuff, but have you met Ed? You really should think about it again! Ed finally came to terms with Danny and I'm really not sure if he'd accept you! Sorry sweetie! *hugs*
And on the music, want to make her really angry and annoy her a bit? Try something like "Lordi - Hardrock Hallelujah", I think she'll HATE it! :P

 

Hey Nig,
I hope for you that Delinda comes back (even if just in your dreams!). In the mean time, please ask Bug to stop playing the Flashdance soundtrack in the office, after all, him and Lily have SOLVED THE CASE already. As for the music, I suggest playing "Jump" by Madonna, that should annoy Cruella Kate enough!
Tell Lily to hang in there, she will eventually figure out who she wants to be with.
Ciao for now

 

uh-almost forgot, how about U2's "windows in the sky"?

 

Nigel, I just have on quick question....when are the Crossing Jordan seasons going to be out on dvd.I would LOVE to watch all the episodes in order.OH and speaking of episodes I loved the one called Love Me Not i think it was.Well until next time.Hugs and kisses as always.

 

Now 3 words Bigger sound System.
if not then play Queen or somthing or My Chemical Romance or x- mas carrels, somthing that
drives HER crazy.

 

Hey nige. EXCELLANT to see you blogging again. and just so you know....about that song...I FEEL YOUR PAIN. It's fine for two seconds,but then it's just ANNOYING. Hmmm,I vote.....ORGANISSIMO. that's what you should play. ANNOYING,HORRIBLE,and makes you want to kill yourself over and over and over again (at least,if yo have to listen to them for six hours straight. if not I know this simply AWFUL song called "iris"...:^)
love ya nige ;-)

 

Gah, sorry about Kate. I'm no expert on music, so I can't help there, but good luck. And good luck with DeLinda as well. Though I wouldn't get your hopes too high, you DEFINATELY need a girl. ...she eats *snort* That's always a good thing...

...so THATS where the term punch drunk comes from...

 

Hi everyone i'm french and i'm 14 so i don't understand everything but this blog looks very good! you make me laugh with your video!

Salut !(=bye!)

 

Hey Nige,

Happy to see you blogging again! I luv the thought of you with DeLinda! You would be sooooo cute together! As for some music suggestions, I think miss crazy with a scalpel and "you had a bad day", wouldn't be able to compete with the Indigo Girls. I luv them but I think that they would drive her up the wall. Totally opposite end of the spectrum then what she is used to. *Teehee* very funny in my oppinion.
P.S. I luv the West Side Story cite! You Rock!

Can't wait for your next post! ciao bello! peace. MUAH!

 

Hey and to add to my last post
could you please! please! please! add some more videos!Thanks man!

Ciao Ciao! MUUAAAAAAHHH!

 

Want to REALLY drive someone nuts over music? LOL, how about Muskrat Love by Captain and Tenille? (Not sure of the spelling there. Sorry)

 

Hey Nigel!

For music.. hmmm, lets see.

The only Gay Eskimo- Arrogant Worms
Addicted- Shawn Hlookoff
4Ever- The Veronicas
Anything by the Backstreet Boys! :D
Smack That- Akon

The Assumption Song by The Arrogant Worms is the most annoying song. If you want to annoy Kate with music, I strongly reccomend using this song!

Or a Spice Girls song like "Stop!" or an S Club 7 song like 'Bring it all Back!".. lol those always annoy me

 

No suggestions on the music front, sorry. I'm not entirely sure what appropriate morgue music is. But I'm a classic rock kind of girl. *fist of rock* But if you're looking to just annoy the crap out of Cruella - This is the Song that Never Ends - is ALWAYS a good choice. :)

 

I _completely_ disagree with the suggestion to use Old French Music (tm). What's more appropriate for someone who works in a morgue with a harsh case of unrequited adoration? Even happy Old French Songs (tm) sound sad and mournful.

I totally agree that you should get together with Abs from NCIS. The two of you are my favorite characters on TV. Just imagine the quirky, lippy, little genius children you'd have together.

Although, when I saw Kate swinging with that baseball bat and going on about human kidneys, I immediately thought, "They're going to end up dating." Not that I think you're hiding deep human kidney cravings or anything...
although, I think you'd make a really hot Jack the Ripper if anyone ever makes a movie where that character has an off-beat sense of humor.

As far as GOOD music goes, I miss the strongly Celtic flavored music from the early Crossing Jordan years. I think a band like Seven Nations ( http://www.sevennations.com/ ) should be considered.

If you just wanna drive Kate crazy, pull out some Willie Nelson. Now THAT'S some good crazy-making music.

 

I dunno Nigel? Maybe you should spend some time with Kate, you might realize you have more in common than you think!
As for DeLinda... *and the wind whispers, DeLinda*, I think you'll have your chance in a little while, as I am sure her and Danny's romance may be passionate but will be very brief. Great to have you back, by the way, I love all you guys :D
~Alexa~

 

Hey Nige.
I think you and Delinda would make a very cute couple....however you'd have to pry her away from Danny first :P

I suggest playing 'Spirit in the Sky' over and over and over....or otherwise the suggestion of It's a Small World works also.

Keep up the good work.
-Carls

 

I am sad that Bug is deserting Lily because she is pregnant with Jeff's baby, but this is possibly cultural, as, although for a Buddhist it is meritful to raise another man's child, for Hindu's it makes you look like a chump, and while Bug may not be either, the cultural influences of his ethnic background would still be prevalent in his attitudes.
As for Delinda, I don't see her moving to Boston, and we defnitely don't want *you* moving to L.V. (even though it does sport the largest forensics lab in the country, hence the whole C.S.I. phenomenon, despite the dissing Jordan gave them). And I don't see cross-over love in your future. Besides, however much you dug her, I feel like she was treating you like a chihuahua, more mascot/pet than boyfriend material.
As for songs, although I do feel there is some merit in suggestions like Wierd Al (or anything from Doctor Demento's play list --"Dead Puppies" comes to mind), fighting hard rock with rock just doesn't make sense. And while "It's a Small World" would probably do the trick, you would probably want to kill yourself just as quickly. (Same flaw in "Barney's Theme Song" (I Love You.)
I thought about "Kindertoten Liber" by Mahler, but it's enough of a downer she might dig it. Ditto "Madame Butterfly," and it might compel her to commit homicide, rather than suicide.
So, in keeping with the Happy Songs to combat Hard Rock songs, Bobby McFarlane's "Don't Worry, Be Happy," Zamfir's pan pipes, Tyrolean yodeling, Greek bouzuki, anything with a banjo, ditto steel drums, and, yes, Celtic songs, (they used to give my sis-in-law headaches when I played them). I recommend Mary O'Hara, Enya, Clanad, Stink Eye, Ar Log, Celtic Women, The Irish Rovers, and The Chieftains.
And then there's Oak, Ash, and Thorn, who specialize in English pub songs. [Here's a short example: "God bless the human elbow./ God bless it where it bends./ If it bent too long we'd be dry I fear./ If it bend too short we'd be drinking in our ear,/ so God bless it where it bends!"] (Their "Woad" is a gas, too, although, 'd'oh' not about drinking.) In another vein, Italian or English Madrigals, and Gregorian Chants, (especially Benedictine nuns). Anything by David Munrow, Chanticleer, Anonymous Four, or "The Plays of St. Nicholas."
Or any Broadway Musical. (Although you must be careful using these. Any supplemental inclusion of Judy Garland and/or Barbra Streisand will surely ruin your studly reputation. ;) )

 

Well, Nig... Watched your face and I'm happy. Even if people says "I don't imagine DeLinda moving out to Boston etc", I say "Well, why not?" Life's long, and if you just wanna find out happiness, then just go!

You can't know you don't have a chance until you tried, isn't it right?

As for the music stuff, i don't really know. I'm listening to the same kind of music and there are so much i love I couldn't tell it here XD ...

Just an advice, though... If you ever goes out with DeLinda.. DON'T take her out in the Asmanties Club (fw. "Revealed")
It might suit you, but i'm not so sure she'll appreciate it XD (even if you did the club really ... uh, interesting.)

If you think of DeLinda, don't listen to "Darkest Dreaming", by David Sylvian... It's too slow, and might cut your moral off.

As for other tunes, well, see some Rammstein songs, some are really good ^^

Or another Metallica (Whiplash was great ^^)

Or if you really want "crazy songs", just check some metal groups, and you'll be served.

But for a romantical scene, I guess that a soft "Don't wanna miss a thing", by Aerosmith is nice too, but not too loud, though... Or if you wanna have any songs as slow as "Just Walk Away, Renee" or "Dirty little secret", well, I propose "Angel" by Sarah McLachlan... But watch out when you'd gonna use it 'cuz it's quite slow and sad.

I think i'm gonna stop now, i'm really happy about your "DeLinda fascination" and I hope that, if she ever breaks with Danny, you'll be the one... Cuz nobody can know you without love you man..

Shhht. I'm off.

See ya soon, Nig' and congrats to the team ^^

 

Hey Nigel!
If you're looking for music, check out the soundtrack for "The Invisible" - it's got some rockin' tunes!
Kaze ;)

 

I agree Abby from NCIS or the blond computer girl (GOD, her name escapes me) on Criminal Minds! Either one would give you a run for your money!! ;) Kaze

 

Her name is Penelope Garcia. You'd have fun with her!

 

Where are you posting from because my time is 5:16PM and my last post says 7 hours from now at 12 AM!!

 

Nige, My music suggestions:

Anything by "Weird Al", especially the earlier stuff.

Anything by The Brobdingnagian Bards (TheBards.net).
Celtic covers and parodies.

Phantom of the Opera 2004 Soundtrack with Emmy Rossum and Gerard Butler.
Sing along with it... often... with gestures...

Bruce Willis "The Return of Bruno" - Rhythm and Blues.
Don't forget to show her a big smirk just like his.

As far as Delinda is concerned, forget it, mate. She would try to re-decorate your flat, and you'd lose everything.

Hugs to Jordan and Lilly.

 

My last post went online at 11:33 p.m. Feb.14, but was listed as 4:33 a.m. Feb. 15 -- 5 hours difference.
I'm in the Eastern U.S. Time Zone, that would put the blog server's clock on Greenwich UK Time.

 

First off if you really want to play music to annoy a co worker OPERA it works everytime! or hey maybe some bublegum pop.

Now as for you finding the woman of your dreams. Nigel, Nigel, Nigel she doesn't even live in the state. She seems pretty happy with the man she has. I do not think that you are the type of man to take away another mans woman you have more respect then that. Soon our Nigel you will find love. You must look close because you will find it closer then you think.

Take care and keep up the good work at keeping the bad guys from getting away with murder. Oh and do me a big favor please. Tell Bug to stop. He is a nice guy but when you hurt yourself as much as he does by trying to do the right thing, well maybe it's not the right thing. Tell him to grow a pair and grow up, I know that sounds harsh but he needs a good kick in the rump.

 

Hi Nig,

It was great meeting you in LA the other day.I must say Delinda would be crazy to turn you down (smile). So any luck with with her thus? Planning anside trips to Vegas?

Peace

 

Hey,
If she's meant for you, you will have her. Don't give up on that dream.
As for the music, that song irritates me too.
Something a little more appropriate, maybe the soundtrack off of American McGee's Alice? Maybe that will scare Cruella off for a while!
Cheers!

 

Nigel is the greatest!!!!!!!!!!! He is like the only reason I watch any more. I hope the new ME doesn't sitck around to much long. I really hate her!!!

 

LOL. Love all the comments so far. "Another Bites the Dust" is perfect. That would be incredibly irreverant, but funny.

I think "Whatever" by Godsmack is perfect for Kate, but we all know you'll end up probably having a very heated fling with "Cruella Kate" before they kill her off. I just hope you don't get hurt.

I expect it to be a Renee type thing. "I still don't like you"...etc.

 

Hi from Quebec Nigel!

For your music problem, I'm agree with the Backstreet Boys ans why not The New Kids On The Block? Lol!! I think that it will drive Kate nuts!

 

The Cure. You must play The Cure.

 

Hey Nige,

Yeah, DeLinda has a boyfriend, but you've got brains, chivalry, and looks. Plus, who can resist a man with an accent? Keep at it and good luck.

As for getting back at Cruella Kate, try playing songs you like that aren't mainstream...and play them as loud as possible. If you go the annoying song route, make sure you don't go nuts from it too.

I'm glad to see a man like you has not forgotten the classics. Nice citing of West.

Love Ya!

 

Music suggestions huh?

Well I hate to say, I do like 'you had a bad day', but it can get on your nerves if played too much.

Someone suggested 'it's a small world' - I'm sure someone would be driven nuts by the end of the day, if not killed! How 'bout Chim Chim Cheree - she'd scream!

Weird Al's early stuff would be good (like a surgeon, just eat it, etc).

I think you ought to play
'Don't Worry, Be Happy' over & over until she looses it in front of everyone!

Maybe some songs to give her the hint she isn't wanted -
Just Beat it
Hit the road Jack
Witchy Woman
The Bitch is Back
Cruella De-Vil

Creed - 'six from the edge' is good too.

Whatever you choose, make sure you can stand it, because I have a feeling she'll just feed on your misery if you give her a chance.

Stand up to her and don't fall for that opposites attract crap. You deserve a sweet, smart, beautiful woman who loves you for your tremendous personality, humor, intelligence and awesome good looks. (Once again, I will volunteer for the role!)

Love ya, Nige!

 

Nigelblog.com is alive!
woohoo!! :)

well Nigel...
Good luck with the Delinda thing.
I bet you are grinning like a little school boy right now just thinking "Delinda Delinda Delinda!!"
how cute! :D

but ya need to remember...she is in a relationship at the moment...ya never know what will happen.

Good Luck!

 

music suggestion: Bluegrass!!

Nige, stick with somebody in Boston

love ya and love the show!!

 

Aaawww...Nigel!!! So sweet!! Too bad she broke your heart, though. Who knows? She might come back to you! HE's kinda cute and AMerican, you're adorable, funny, sweet, AND you've got an awesome accent. You're the better choice by far.

Anyways, as for music, Hinder, Aerosmith, Big and Rich, Gretchen Wilson, Cowboy Troy, The Beatles, some Elvis, Nickelback, all great choices.

 

Nigel,
Another good music choice would be killer queen or bohemian rhapsody by queen, both really good songs.You will fing the right person, it just takes time.To bad i dont live in Boston and work at the morgue, bc you would be my first choice for sure.

 

Nigel,
find the right person.

 

...pick up a nine blade and begin slamming it into your eye socket again and again...??

...interesting....

anyhoo! this is the first time i've posted anything in a while. a long while! Nie, i have to start off by saying that I was utterly dissapointed that you found such a fancy in Delinda. sure she's smart, pretty, and...as most normal people do...eats, i was always hoping that we would someday meet and our dreams of criminology would mesh.

since i can't live in that dream world, i will wish you the best.

good luck with the whole "boyfriend" issue.

OH! If you really want some insane music to blast in retaliation, i recommend "Crazy Bitch" by Buckcherry. while HIGHLY inappropriate for the workspace, she will get extremely offended, in which you can retort with a comment on how her music offends (/annoys) you!

 

Hey, Nige,

You remember last weekend when you and I and a few folks from work hoisted a pint at The Black Thorne? A song came on by a band from the Netherlands called, "What Have You Done?" by Within Temptation.

Have you checked out their MySpace page yet, like I told you to? Here's the link, again, in case you lost the napkin I wrote it on for you.

http://www.myspace.com/withintemptation

The music video for "What Have You Done?" is awesome!

Kelly in Admin

 

Hey Nige, blast some Hendrix back at Kate, Jimi all the way. You might be suprised- it may end up being a happy medium for the two of you.

As for DeLinda, she's a FOX, and you've got what it takes Nigel, so go for it!

 

Nigel...for shame, even you should know better than to try and steal someone away who is in a steady relationship when there are so many single, eligible women. We do outnumber you boys, you know.
As for Cruella Kate...how about some Savatage or even a little classical? Nothing like the cannons in the 1812 Overture to show her you mean business.

 

Long-distance relationships rarely work out, unfortunately. However, I do think that there's something brewing on the Dr. Kate Switzer horizon... If indeed you do want to annoy her musically, try playing mix tapes of techno music from the mid 90's or how about Sting's "Desert Rose"? That song makes me want to shove pencils in my ears, leads first! And with Ivers snooping around, that was a bit dangerous letting Delinda play around with the ion spectrometer, don't you think? What if you had gotten caught with unauthorized personnel mucking about with the equipment? Well, you were a bit smitten; wasn't thinking too clearly. Until the investigation blows over, just be careful! And don't get caught blogging!

 

Hi,nigel! I love see u in crossing jordan, but the new series i didn't see,so u will marrie,congratulations.

 

I have an AWESOME music suggestion. I say you should play a little Trans-Siberian Orchestra's Beethoven's Last Night. IT rocks but also has classical music in it. Check out their version of Beethoven's Fifth. Enjoy the music...

 

Hey Nigel! I have the perfect song to annoy HER with. It's called "Penis Envy" by Uncle Bonsai. It was an all female group that broke up a few years ago. I wish you luck and keep up the good work!

 

Surely there will be an episode appropriate for Jonny Lang's "Lie to Me". Such blues, such soul.
Much like Nigel.

 

nigel!!!!I'm italian girl and i love your show!!you are very english man!!!!it is a compliments for you!!!!see you soon...p.S.:my english is very creep...sorry

 

Ha, I love it. You and Delinda....that would be a relationship fun to follow.

Love the show.

 

Heck with all that Play some AC/DC Highway to Hell that should get on her nreves

 

Hi there, just had to let you know that no matter what is going on.....Sunday night I stay in because my week revolves around watching you guys. There has never been a better show on television. You all work so well together and it is refreshing to see a cast that enjoys doing what they do best. Thank you for all the wonderful entertainment from Monessen, Pennsylvania. Anne Marie Harvey

 

Nigel,
My heart is broken. I was hoping one day we would meet -I will be flying in to Boston- Logan on my way to Salem for Halloween. I would love to meet you there.
As far as songs- try Blood or The Black Parade by My Chemical Romance or Lithium by Evanesence.

I still have the Revealed episode where you investigate a vampire club- you were so sexy.
Hey I am an intelligent 35 year old female with a criminology masters who would treat you to the best time ever.
I just want to smack any female around you. I am watching you get so upset on tonights episode. You arw my true British knight in shining army.
Please wait to meet me.

 

Try Elton John's The Bitch is Back around Kate - maybe she'll get the hint...

 

Hey,
I cannot stand that women either. I think you should blast some Paperback hero. Numb would be a good one. LOL Keep up the good work and keep the blogs comming. One of your MySpace friends.

 

play anything by my chemical romance. they sing about death, life, love in a sick twisted way. let me know what you think of them by leaving a message on myspace page. thanks! you guys are awesome on the show.

 

For every song Kate plays, sing along with 2 of your favorite songs at the top of your lungs.

 

Hmmm, Mrs. Townsend, Mrs. Nigel Townsend, Mrs. criminologist Townsend. Sounds hott to me.

As for music it depends on how you're trying to get on her nerves. Since she has liquid nitrogen running through her veins you could play some good show tunes from A Chorus Line or Annie Get Your Gun.

Then you could go for the offensive affect by playing some Akon or Ludacris. Try some Fergalicious. . . Perhaps the South Park soundtrack.

Emo music is always annoying. Simple Plan, Head Automatic, Hellogoodbye, Say Anything (Preferably 'Wow I Can Get Sexual Too').

Or you can just play Beasts of England from Animal Farm by George Orwell. . . That sent my whole English class into twitching fits. Just play that. You'll get the proper effects. . . You should hella blare the Brady Bunch movie soundtrack.

 

You're hilarious, adorable, and.. hilariously adorable.

 

Tears for Fears. If anything clashes with the music she plays it's Tears for Fears. Turn up "Shout" as loud as it will go and Roland Orzabal's voice will overpower any music she's playing. Plus, I'd be thrilled to hear my favorite band on the show. ;P

 

Yeh, I'm not liking cruella myself. I so can't wait to find out what her deal is. Although she did cut the "auditor" off when she told him where to go even though she has her own personal problems w/you guys. As far as music to counteract her love of the classics . . . I'd go for country nothing like a bit of twang to make a persons eyes roll. Maybe some Toby Keith, Tim McGraw, etc.

Have a good one. I'm glad to see you all back.

 

Sorry, one more thing that has absolutely nothing to do w/the show. . . . I'm headed to England the end of April. Any suggestions as to places I should go and see?

 

Good day Nigel, luv u and all the cast of CJ. Can we expect to see u directing episodes ("Bug" and "Dr. Macy")? I look forward to each show and still think NBC should put CJ on DVD!!!!

 

Kate? Thats her name?

My sister and I have just been calling her the butch.

 

I like Kate, I do. I think you'll just have to be careful because you can't have too many leading women. Then it turns into a rag fest and no one wants to watch that. Woody and Jordon and Bug and Lily will never get or stay together if they did, it would be the end of the show. Now, Nigel...My mother always said "Kill them with kindnes." It really does work. She'll break don't worry.

 

Nigel,

For starters, people are naming good songs. If you want to annoy the lady, you have to start with knowing what she hates to hear. As for DeLinda... you'd be much better off finding someone closer to home.

 

If you want some fun music, you should try The Aquabats. They are seriously the best band in the world, and I think that their music would really annoy her...

Lots of Love to you and all at the morgue

 

Nigel.....You are simply amazing!!!! I totally sympathize with you cuz I think Kate is a complete wench. Try playing some Culture Club or Wham. Or, really get her and play the munchkins' song from "The Wizard of Oz"!!!!

 

Three Dog Night! every one loves "Joy to the World" once its on you can't help but sing....hehe Kate singing :D

 

Well, Nige, you have always been my favorite on here, and I hope it works out for you and DeLinda. You deserve a woman who appreciates you!
In terms of music suggestions, I have been on a Snow Patrol kick lately -- and they're countrymen of yours. Others I recommend are Spoon, Saves the Day, The Postal Service, and a variety of classic rock. Enjoy!

 

DeLinda is not for you. I am.(Alas, I'm married)As for the music, don't just play something, sing it to her. Play "Fat Bottomed Girls" by Queen and then sing it straight to her face when she walks in autposy.

 

hey Nige, you know that nosey investigator, he is not going to take away your toys is he? gosh, please say no! i knew that jolly facade of his hid something really evil, really evil...
here's hoping for your tools! (and make use of that camera of yours please)

 

Hey, Nigel! For the musical situation you could either blast her with some White Zombie or Nine Inch Nails. Or you could try Pink's "Leave me Alone (I'm Lonely.) Any song that starts out with "Go away, give me a chance to miss you" is something worth blasting at someone you want to get a point across to.
Hope the investigator doesn't take away your toys. Good luck!

 

I say: Listen to The Streets! And if Dr Switzer seems reluctant you can always start of with "Never Went to Church" or "Dry Your Eyes"...

Fred

 

I'm sorry Nigel but she's already taken!! She is a pretty lady but she's got Danny. I'm sure you will find the right girl sometime soon. Bye!!

 

Hey Nigel,
How about some earsplitting heavy metal or something? That might drive her nuts, but then again, it might drive you nuts too. We don't want that. :)

Good luck with everything.

 

Here's where I can put the music spam, then. Still don't like potted meat.

Sxip Shirey. www.sxipshirey.com

Just found him, actually. Very nice man.

If all else fails you can't go wrong with Queen.

Stay cool. Laugh lots. Love lots. Live lots.

 

hey Nigel!! About the music in the morgue. I think a good "Black Horse and a Cherry Tree" and always good Enya or Cher's "Just like Jesse James" or Evanescence. Depending on your flavor. I am partial to Evanescence. Write me back please. Give me your opinion on my suggestions.

 

Yes, I also think that Delinda is an awesome girl for you! A couple things that bug me though, she's taken, as I'm pretty sure you're well aware of, and 2, don't they say opposites attract?! lol...anyway Nigel, however, I think you two might have a good chance together. As far as music...let's see. I agree with those who have suggested Queen, Otherwise, hmmm...not sure. anyways, cheerio!

 

i know this blog is old but i feel i must mention METALLICA...110 blogs with no mention of metallica what is wrong with the world

 

lets see been reading some comments and all i have to say is if i could get with one guy thats famouse it would be steve valentine(nigel) and next david boreanaz whos with me

 

But Nigel, what about us?
I'm so in love with you it's not even funny. Don't fall for DeLinda!


Plus she's pregnant. Yikes.

I LOVE YOU.

 

Four words... BULLET FOR MY VALENTINE! Check it out. It's awesome music and I think that Cruella will run fast, and you, while rocking away, will laugh and be jolly. Try it, it just might work!

 

Nigel,

I thought you loved Goth music, so why not some Dead Can Dance, Gene Loves Jezebel, Joy Division, New Order, Rosetta Stone, Siouxsie & the Banshees, The Sisters Of Mercy, or Bauhaus... Peter Murphy... Love & Rockets? Play what you like -- and play it loud.

Of course, you can never go wrong with Tom Waits. ;)

 

Nigel Nigel Nigel. What can I say? You poor boy, DeLinda lives in LAS VEGAS for crying out loud. That's all.

 

i want to sing white nerdy by weird al

 

Nigel,

DeLinda. You did seem entranced. I'm new here - because I'm afraid that if I begin posting and reading, I'll get addicted to it - so I've resisted checking it out until now.

I was right. I may well be back again and again. Seems odd to blog to a character - but I'm a huge fan of the show, so whatever, I'll have a go.

I love your show - and the content and raw emotions of the past several new episodes have been relevant, poignant, and a little disturbing - but perhaps you are getting your points across? I know I get it.

Kate's humanity is beginning to emerge, as I knew it would. Women like Kate are tough nuts to crack; but they're easy to spot, and predictable. I agree with your opinion on her music choices, however.

Here's a wee suggestion from me. Go to www.sarahickman.com. You'll find there a most amazing singer/songwriter whose life philosophies mirror those of many of the characters on the show. She is passionate about living each day to the fullest, and about loving family and friends with her whole soul. She strives to convey this in her music, her life, and her work. She believes we are each others' angels, she is a sponsor of peace (not the war!), and on top of all that, her music is phenomenal! Sara had a "Top 40" hit in the early '90's called "I Couldn't Help Myself." That was her only real foray into the world of real mainstream music. She writes almost everything she performs.

Many of the songs on her most recent album, Motherlode, would be fitting as soundtracks to some of the recent episodes. One that pops into my head is "Comfort's Sigh".

Her first self-produced album, Necessary Angels, also holds several supreme titles. Check it out! For example, listen to "The Best of Times".

You, Nigel, are a perfect example of a person who is a "Tiger in A Teacup Town". Piqued your interest? Hope so! Maybe it will even grow on Kate.

All the best, Nigel - what a dobby moodge you are, luv! Sara would say that you are indeed a Necessary Angel.

Paz,
skarekro

 

Here's the link to Sara's site(click on my name) for anyone who wants to check it out. You can listen to many clips & even entire songs free. Also, check out the music video made by Sara and her daughter, Lily Blessing (yes, Lily). It's a new cover of MAD WORLD originally done by Tears for Fears. Very nice interpretation.

 

Interfaccia comoda, colori piacevoli, buoni!

 

i'am really impressed!!

 

I LOVE YOU

 

Are they really thinking about cancelling the show????

 

Nigel;good luck with the girl,& my sympathies with Cruella.May I suggest opera music?Maybe a little of our dear friends The Beetles?Ooooooooooo, try a Barney & Friends cd?Or you could just slip some sake into her coffee.
P.S.bring earplugs

 

Nigel, you seem to be better off with Lily, although she is with Bug. If you try to woo her, she'll fall right into your arms. Have fun, & stay safe!

 

nigel, let me tell you something first: I LOVE you! you are the best and i think you rock. you don't deserve delinda because she is an idiot. falling in love sometimes means that you will get hurt. don't rush into this please because delinda doesn't deserve a sweet, caring guy like you. i am only looking for your best interests

 

nigel, I am the future MRs.Townsend. get it right!

 

Nigel you do more vampire/goth episodes. oh and i wish to be the Mrs. Nigel Townsend... please

 

yes, she's taken .. but there are a lot of nice and beautiful girls who are waiting for you. You're an extraordinary persone ! I'm sure if you come to Paris I'll find someone for you !!

have a good day !!

 

oh my god! you just met delinda! oh my god, proudest moment of your life. oh my god! i love you nige, but come on...... , we all know you harbor a deep, dark love for jordan. too bad she loves woody, other wise..........

 

Nigel,

I LOVE Crossing Jordan. My sister is a huge fan of you. I love Country Music! That Charmed episode that you starred in was really good. My favorite actress is Holly Marie Combs. Can you tell her I said hi? Thanks!!!
:)

 

hi nigel! i luv u so much! ur so cute! i'm 12 years old and i watch crossing jordan everyday! ur my favorite! ur so hott! omg. i live in boston 2. i really luv u. i luv pop music. try listening to wall to wall by chris brown or like damaged by danity kane. i really hope that i can meet u. plz e-mail me! i luv u! ttyl! luv ya. *

 

hi nigel! i luv u so much! ur so cute! i'm 12 years old and i watch crossing jordan everyday! ur my favorite! ur so hott! omg. i live in boston 2. i really luv u. i luv pop music. try listening to wall to wall by chris brown or like damaged by danity kane. i really hope that i can meet u. plz e-mail me! i luv u! ttyl! luv ya. *

 
 
   
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