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A tragic week...

Good morning bloggers! Your Nigel Townsend here. I hope you had a very romantic Valentine’s Day. I’m quite over my love affair with one Miss DeLinda Deline. That’s right, I finally stopped saying DeLinda. Clearly I mistook heartburn for Cupid’s piercing arrow through my chest. But I will love again. If the late, great Britney Spears can find love again, so shall I.

It was a very tragic week in the morgue. I worked with Woody on an investigation involving a drug dealer. The initial report incorrectly accused our young decedent of being a drug addict, however, the tox results came back clean. Using segmental hair analysis we were able to determine that our victim quit marijuana six months earlier -- though he never should have started. It breaks my heart to see children in our crypt whose lives were cut short because of drugs.

Kate the Terrible has now taken to listening to classical music at decibels so loud, little mice all over Boston have been seen throwing themselves into the Charles River. I’m beginning to wonder if she might not be just a tad bit deaf.

She’s been in the morgue for months now and we are still no closer to learning anything more about her than the first day she arrived in her smart Calvin Klein suit and Manolos. Maybe her father is a spy. Maybe she has a husband and a house full of children adopted from third world countries. Maybe she performs in an underground heavy metal band!?

I imagine her going home every night, settling down with a TV dinner, watching the soaps she taped during the day, while her Dandie Dinmont Terrier, Binky, sits in her lap.

Now, to address some of your comments…

Sam Lover, thank you for your kind comments about me and DeLinda. But alas, as I mentioned above, there will be no trips to Vegas in my future. Nothing like Valentine’s Day to make the hopelessly single feel even more hopeless.

Thanks everyone for your brilliant music suggestions. However, Andrea, I must say…what’s wrong with the Spice Girls? I’m actually a long time fan. Sure, I know it’s been many years since they’ve had a hit (oh, Geri, why did you ever have to leave?)…but Spice World is always a good listen.

And to The Hangman - You’ve asked this question before, there is no such thing as the perfect murder, and if there was, I probably wouldn’t know about it, now would I?

That’s all for now. As I mentioned, Ivers is in the office breathing down our necks. Literally, breathing down our necks. Right now I’m alphabetizing tissue samples, and he keeps sneaking up behind me to make sure I’m not doing... well...this. How do you politely offer someone a breath mint? “Here, have a hint?”

Parting is such sweet sorrow, my bloggers.

 
 

But I may know a thing or two about the perfect murder. Remember Lincoln Park?

 

Do you like Italian?

 

Not sure about you Nige, but our fellow poster Hangman is weirding me out a little.

Anyway for the breath mint thing, it's easy AND inoffensive. The ever popular "Wow this new flavor is fantasitic. Here try one" Hope that helps as there is nothing worse than a nag with wonky breath. Have a great week Nige.

 

Hey Nige, so wonderful to hear from you again :D
Unfortunately I was in Seattle attending a rock concert (RockStar Supernova - Tommy Lee, Gilby Clark, Lukas Rossi, Jason Newsted) so I missed this weeks CJ :(
The concert was awesome though, you would have loved it :D
Lots of love to you,
~Alexa~

 

Hey Nigel! I love reading your weekly blogs. The insight keeps me thinking and the humor brings a smile everytime. Work wouldn't seem like work with you around to spice things up. We all know there is no one quite like you. You are one of a kind. Thanks for sharing.
Love you to death, Putin

 

Nige! Good to see you again. You are such a fabulous writer;-) I never have to hunt for a laugh of some sort.

What could you do about Ivers? Maybe you should invite him to a particulary gory autopsy...he seems a bit squeamish. You could describe what you're doing in detail, too...then he'd run for the hills and you wouldn't have to smell his breath.

And Kate...maybe you could kidnap her dog and hold it as ransom until she stops playing her music louder than a herd of Air Force jets. Just a thought;-)

 

Nigel,
It is so good to hear from you again.Dont be so hard on yourself about delinda.You will find the right person, just give it some time.Your smart,funny,good looking,you have an accent,have really nice eyes and much more.Exactly the guy I would go out with.The fact is I have never had a boyfriend in my life and I am turning 19 this year.Be careful around the morgue please, I do not want you to get into trouble and have you fired.I would miss you to much.As for the mint situation, tell Ivers that you got a buy one and get one free of mints and that you want him to try the flavor.I know thats not the best solution, but I will think of better ones, kind of tired right now.

 

Nigel,
Two questions if you dont mind.How is Lilly and Bug doing?Tell Bug he needs to talk to Lilly and not to give up on her.And when are you going to put up another video, I know that you are very busy and are being watched very closely, I just enjoy those very much.Thanks Nigel.Have a good week and dont get so up tight with Kate and Ivers, just be careful.Cant wait to hear from you again.Much hugs and kisses as always and of course love.Later.

 

Can't you block The Hangman? I mean, he sounds like a nutjob.

 

You're a smart man Nigel, put a trace on Hangman and see what's up in his small mind.

And for the breath thing? Keep a tin of those lovely chocolate covered Altoids. Works every time.

Dev

 

Kate the Terrible! Oh that's too precious. When I add Kate's Character Profiler to my webpage (I'm sure you've visited it Nigel :) www.crossingjordanencyclopedia.com -- it's okay you can call me obsessed, I've come to terms with my addiction :D) Anyway, when I update that portion I'm going to have to use that nickname! Kate the Terrible. What a lovely sound that has!!

Okay I'll quit rambling. Thanks for the update.

Jennifer of CJE

 

Just tell her to take a mint because she needs it. Bad. It would be another point on your side of the board....you know you're keeping track, Nigel. ;)
Hugs and Kisses
Stephanie

 

Good Morning Nigel,

Glad to see that you had an opportunity to post given that Ivers is still all over the morgue and your "back" (smile).

As for the breath issue, how about placing a small bowl at your workstation and filling it with peppermints? You can always grab one when Ivers approaches you and offer him one at the same time.

Sorry to hear that you and DeLinda are not meant to be. And yes, Valentine's Day does have a way of making folks more depressed than happy. It's the one day of the year that society says something must be wrong with you if you don't have someone in you life to make you "happy." Funny, I always thought that happiness comes from within. But yeah what do I know (smile).

As for Kate, at least you can say the lady has good taste in shoes. LOL. I think you are on to something regarding her life prior to arriving at the morgue. I wonder who will discover Kate's real "story?" Any chance of you and Kate becoming an item?
Don't laugh... you know what they say about "opposites attracting." Just something for you to crew on.

Peace

 

SamLover I'm so with you. Nigel and Kate...sounds so right :)

Remember that childhood chant...Nigel and Kate sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G...

(Okay I'm shutting up now)

 

Hey Nige, you know what, don't even bother being polite with Ivers, tell him he stinks and to go pollute the air somewhere else. Wow, do I hate him...

Aren't you concerned that he has it in for your toys? I guess that maybe the toys that the previous weisel brought to the morgue last year might be going on to the chopping block too. With or without, you are still the best in your field. I'm just concerned that you might get a bit bored.

And for Kate the Terrible, well she complements her name very well. How about cutting her music priviledges, that would be great.

Well, i will watch you on NTV tonight (don't you love satellite tv?)

Hugs!

 

Nigel, Couple of years ago everyone made cuts to keep Macy from resigning his position - hope Ivers doesn't expect the same. Where is Walcott? She owes everyone there big time! Why can't she step up to the plate?

 

Hello Nigel!!!

I know what you mean about Valentine's day. I spent the day sulking because I have no boyfriend. As for Kate, who knows what in the world that woman does when she gets home?!! It'd be totally hilarious if she WAS in a underground heavy metal band.

Steal Cruella's DeKate's iPod and download The Beatles and the Spice Girls on it. I'd LOVE to see what that women does if you do that.

The other night I told my mom that you and Kate were either going to end up killing each other, or getting together. Either way it would be extremely entertaining to watch!!!

I gosta go.
Luv ya!
Toshia

 

Dude, that Hangman guy is like a online predator creep! The whole "Do you like Italian?" sounds almost like he is asking you on a date! Weirdo!!!
Anyway, good to hear you are recovering from that blow to the heart. You are a wonderful man, full of passion, intrigue, and deep emotion. You are great for women!!! Just wait until she comes and you will be amazed. No worries... You are my Prince Charming ;) lol.
And good luck with that Ivers the Idiot. He is just jealous of you wonderful scientists. You all have lives and interesting jobs; he is just a mama's boy stuck in a cubicle lol. Cheer up, kid. It will get better soon.
Love to you and the rest of the gang.
Cheerie darlin'!
~Sarah

 

Hi Nigel
Sorry about the whole Delinda thing but I sure that somewhere out there is a Delinda type girl for you. I know how it feels being single myself around Valentines. But anyway that Kate is a mystery. Is it just me or does she seem dare I say IceQueenish? Oh I also wanted to ask how Lily is doing with the baby coming and the whole bug& her ex thing? Well I got to go xo Veronica

 

Hey Nigel!
I'm disliking Kate as much as you are, her inability to cooperate in a kind fashion with her coworkers irks me every time I see her. I hope everything works out with Bug and Lily... you have to step in and help out! Wow, I was so shocked to hear all your equipment is going to be replaced with cheaper, less high tech stuff, knowing what a blow to your heart that is going to be. But hopefully you will grace our presence with another video blog! I keep checking hoping you would have posted one but alas, you have not yet. Hope to see one soon!
Keep a smile on your face!
Tee

 

Hi Nigel:)
Bad breath yuck, well I must say the breath mint is the best idea or leave some mouthwash annomously attached to his briefcase. At least he sounds like he was done and should leave.

So sorry for your depressing Valentines day, however I must agree Kate would be great for you. Maybe this sparing your doing is a little foreplay? LOL I agree with SL that opposites attract.

Also, be careful this Hangman dude sounds a little crazy.
Do you think he is real or just someone seeking attention?

Gotta Run
DrJordanC

 

Well dear Nigel,
As long as you don't get in trouble with that Ivers guy.. I think we would all be sssooo sad..

 

I was starting to think you didn't love us anymore! I'm currently watching the rerun where you and Lily almost got married! Good times! I'm glad you're over Delinda, how boring is perfection? :)
I can't believe anything, much less a dog can love Cruella! Aren't dogs supposed to sense evil? Haha! I'm just messing!
All Iver's mandated were some budget cuts, it could have been worse. Hopefully it won't be to big a strain on you guys, after all it was all that loser who took over for Dr. Macy last season that bought all the toys. Not fair, it's not like Dr. Macy bought a really expensive office chair, like a certain prior ME, ahem Grace (she doesn't get to remain nameless!). Offer Iver's a tongue scraper and a tin of mints, who cares about politeness now! :)
It's awesome that you responded to some of our posts. Don't justify hangman by responding anymore, you're just encouraging him.

 

Hey Nige,
What's up? Keep your chin up. The real Mrs. Townsend will appear shortly. (You are one terrific package--how come nobody has snatched you up yet?)

Valentines Day without someone is a bummer. Maybe we can form a Valentines Singles club? Get all of us single people out there for a meet and greet! Now that would be fun!!!

Ivers is a pain in the a**. Keep on your guard--he is in there to search and destroy. Don't let him take you or your friends down with him. Fight until the bitter end.

It is time for you to play detective. You have to find out what the story is with Miss Kate. There are many layers there that have to be peeled back until the true rose is exposed. (Or the dried up, shriveled prune, like some of us suspect.) Maybe you can recruit Woody to help you--he's good at that sort of thing.

By the by, tell Jordan to figure out what she wants, would you? Some of us are ready for that dance to progress a little. (We know she really wants to be with that blue-eyed detective.)

Ta Ta for now!

Laurel

P.S. Please update your blog more often. It is great reading.

 

Hi Nigel,I love your blog! It is always leaving me with a smile. But truly, I hope you find a Goddess of your own, who like DeLinda has beauty and brains! It would be great to see you in a real honest to goodness relationship, you are such a great guy! I like Bug, and adore Woody, but you, you are the man!
Keep up the good work, and don't let that new FEMALE get you down! :)

 

Hi Nigel,
Can you do me a favor? Cheer up mate, you will find your one true love one of these days. Who knows, maybe she'll just randomly show up in your life. Do me another favor, play some of Tom Lehrer's work. Lehrer's work will throw her off balance so badly that it will take her weeks to get back on track. Well, that was just an idea. Oh, here's another...Just slip a few mints into iver's jacket pocket when he leaves it lying around. He'll use them if he finds them there more then likely!

 

Hi Nigel, Just wanted to tell you that the mythical half man
half goat that plays the pan flute is called a Satyr. catch you later.

Lisa

 

Nige,
A thought...why not marry Cassie, she seems to have a thing for your eyes. And as for Kate, you could play a little song that annoys even the most retarded of the retards...a little thing I like to call "The Three Little Pigs" by Green Jello. Seriously, hangman, lay down the noose and get over it. There is no such thing as the perfect murder, don't you watch Cold Case?

 

Hi Nigel!!

I'm a French fan and I must I was really amazed to see you have your own blog.
Don't lose hope, you will find love again...

Bye then.

 

Hey Nig'! Glad to see you back ^^

What could we say? You have your own life, and we can only give you our own advices or viewpoints... But the final decision's up to you, man!

Love's quite difficult. But looking for the right person's nearly as worthy than to live a true love. You, and only YOU, are the only one to say which one's the one for you. You'll know when you'll find her, and it's never too late to meet love, isn't it?

I'm glad you caught that drug dealer. That's the kind of person that makes me going crazy. They're the most unworthy human beings, killing innocent people just without any conscience or anything... Erk.

Just keep hope about love, your life's not over, after all ;)

Hugs to the whole team from Europe and see ya around, soon.

Jasdrian

 

Thank you for the nice long blog nigel! it was very pleasing! spice girls were very 90's but you feel free to listen to them! Really, if you ever want "pretty" soothing songs, try out scott philips. and im sorry to hear about you and DeLinda. its quite sad. i was wishing the best for you two. Having to do with the perfect murder, well couldnt a perfect murder be something like when there is no trace evidence at all? i know that you would find your way though. hope you have a better week at the mourge and many more to come!

 

oh i forgot. you will find another love. one that will stay with you and be interested in technology like you are! you'll find her. Just DONT try to go after Jordan because a. she is SOOOOOO gonna be taken by Woody, and b. she doesnt seem like the gal who would go for you, or you for her. but yeah.
love natty

 

ahhhhh, i was just reminded (sorry for soo many) but just pull out your box of altoids or whatever mint tickles your fancy and eat one then say, HEY ya want a breath mint? there really yummie! he wont be able to resist. ok i think im done now.
love natty!

 

ahhhhh, i was just reminded (sorry for soo many) but just pull out your box of altoids or whatever mint tickles your fancy and eat one then say, HEY ya want a breath mint? there really yummie! he wont be able to resist. ok i think im done now.
love natty!

 

ahhhhh, i was just reminded (sorry for soo many) but just pull out your box of altoids or whatever mint tickles your fancy and eat one then say, HEY ya want a breath mint? there really yummie! he wont be able to resist. ok i think im done now.
love natty!

 

Nigel,
It sounds like you might have a bit of a crush on Kate the Terrible. What say you??

 

Nigel, Nigel, Nigel,

no need to fret about love, it finds everyone. Who knows? The very one who makes you want to want to scream and cry, might also be the one who makes you laugh and sing.......

 

Nigel,

Hi there,
Just a quick thought, maybe the loud music and annoying wall Kate is putting up is really a cry for attention (help). You should really try to get to know her and see if there is a reason she is putting up this harsh wall. Who knows you may find your pearl inside this oyster.
Keep up the good work, oh and as for the breath mints, put a bowl on your desk or in a common area, when Ivers comes by grab a mint hand it to him and start raving about how wonderful they are and how he just has to try it, make sure Bug or Jordan come in and do the same to them so he has no clue.

Luvs and hugs

 

Hmmmm, Nigel, "Punk" made an interesting comment. Maybe you are a bit smitten? It's okay if you are, these things happen. Anyway, happy searching, you'll find the right one soon enough.

 

RE: the Hangman

What happened at Lincoln Park that is so important?

This guy is creepy and weird.

 

NIGEL.....I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!
Srry freakin out but you are amazing, your the best.
Have a good one.

Lots Of Love,
xoxoxo
~AmY~

 

Hey nige. LOVING your comment about the pitiful boston mice. but who could blame them??? do you have intentions of supplying us with more of your fan-freaking-tastic videos? I do hope you will. and,well,have you ever thought of podcasting? no,really. I'd certainly get a kick out of it.

call me cold,but nige,um,you have a tendancy to gravitate toward psychos. yeaaaaah,remember your LAST serious girlfriend? who framed you for the kidnapping and murder of her daughter??? might wanna rethink things before going off the deep end for anyone. and,well,why not actually ask Jordan out? (NOT becuase your about to get deported,but because your so very obviously in love with her) you two would make a GREAT couple! hope to hear more from you soon. lova ya.

 

Re: The Hangman. I have to wander too about the Lincoln Park deal. Is this guy for real? Is this part of an upcoming episode? Whether it be real world or morgue world, I think it would be a good idea to have him checked out - like FBI style. It worries me that he might be after someone on the show or to use the show as his way to commit a crime & have everyone notice him. Definitely time for a bit of investigation, a background check maybe get the profiler from the Digger case. Any clues what is up about Lincoln Park. Was this from an episode?
It's not the psycho kid that kept using Dr. Macy in his facination for the perfect murder is it? He may have internet access at whatever psych ward he's in.

Hope you can find out before something bad happens. We don't want anything to ever happen to you. - Love ya toooo much. Stay safe.

 

Nige,

Absolutely great to read your latest post. Love to see you respond to some of our posts.
I can understand your feelings with V-day. I hope you know that we all love you and true love is out there waiting for you somewhere - just give it time. (Until then, if you ever consider an affair w/ a married woman - let me know -you are the only man I'd consider trading my husband for! :)
As for Ivers, it sucks that he's taking away your gadgets. I know you are awesome and you'll still find the truth without them, but they sure do make it easier don't they? Maybe someone can arrange it so Ivers is accused of a crime and he has to rely on you all to prove him innocent! That would change his mind pretty quickly.
As for Kate, I think Woody is starting to like her! After all He always wants what he CAN'T have, right up until he can have it - then he no longer wants it. And she's about as unattainable as they come. (I know - who would want her? right) But Woody has done this before w/ Lu remember?
I don't know if Jordan & Woody will ever wise up to realize they are surrounded by death every day and should get their feelings out in the open before one of them meets the same fate.

I kind of think Lily should give up her baby either to it's dad or for adoption. She is just too confused and definitely not ready for motherhood. She is sweet and all, but not ready at all. She would be showing more love for the child if she gave it to a family who could devote their time and love to the baby, rather than her constantly wandering what to do with the baby, ex, work & Bug.

Poor Bug, I feel so sorry for him. What's the deal with him & her hugging & kissing in the blog videos at the end of last season, but still not having his 1st date w/ her until the beginning of this season? I understand giving her some 'time' but gee wiz, that was a long time!

Well, enough said for now. As always - love you Nige - DON'T CHANGE A BIT - you are perfect the way you are!

 

At least classical music isn't as creepy as crazy heavy metal when you're cutting someone open! I bet there is more to Kate then she lets on, something terrible from her past. Some sort of tragedy that drives her to be so terribly unpleasant. Well at least she is a good M.E. A bit crazy maybe but I feel all will reveal itself in due course.

On a completely different subject, POOR BUGGLES!! I would have loved it if Lily and Bug got together! He has waited too long to just through away the idea of them together. I think he did the right thing for her with the baby thing and all, but he should take his own feeling into account sometime! I could swear he had done something like this before hasn't he! Sounds like some serious déja vu to me!

I just noticed how long I've been writing for! Wow! I would probably be READING or doing homework if I wasn't so depressed! Someone stole my favourite book! I have nothing to do now! My life is empty! I have been reading this book over and over again since I was twelve. It is my life man! "I can't survive without my sweet book..." HaHa! It's The catcher in the rye! If you have ever read it you'll understand my separation anxiety! It is the classic novel everyone should get a chance to read!

Anyway that's the end of this terribly long random post!
Ciao Ciao Bello!
MUAHHH!!
peace.

 

At least classical music isn't as creepy as crazy heavy metal when you're cutting someone open! I bet there is more to Kate then she lets on, something terrible from her past. Some sort of tragedy that drives her to be so terribly unpleasant. Well at least she is a good M.E. A bit crazy maybe but I feel all will reveal itself in due course.

On a completely different subject, POOR BUGGLES!! I would have loved it if Lily and Bug got together! He has waited too long to just through away the idea of them together. I think he did the right thing for her with the baby thing and all, but he should take his own feeling into account sometime! I could swear he had done something like this before hasn't he! Sounds like some serious déja vu to me!

I just noticed how long I've been writing for! Wow! I would probably be READING or doing homework if I wasn't so depressed! Someone stole my favourite book! I have nothing to do now! My life is empty! I have been reading this book over and over again since I was twelve. It is my life man! "I can't survive without my sweet book..." HaHa! It's The catcher in the rye! If you have ever read it you'll understand my separation anxiety! It is the classic novel everyone should get a chance to read!

Anyway that's the end of this terribly long random post!
Ciao Ciao Bello!
MUAHHH!!
peace.

 

At least classical music isn't as creepy as crazy heavy metal when you're cutting someone open! I bet there is more to Kate then she lets on, something terrible from her past. Some sort of tragedy that drives her to be so terribly unpleasant. Well at least she is a good M.E. A bit crazy maybe but I feel all will reveal itself in due course.

On a completely different subject, POOR BUGGLES!! I would have loved it if Lily and Bug got together! He has waited too long to just through away the idea of them together. I think he did the right thing for her with the baby thing and all, but he should take his own feeling into account sometime! I could swear he had done something like this before hasn't he! Sounds like some serious déja vu to me!

I just noticed how long I've been writing for! Wow! I would probably be READING or doing homework if I wasn't so depressed! Someone stole my favourite book! I have nothing to do now! My life is empty! I have been reading this book over and over again since I was twelve. It is my life man! "I can't survive without my sweet book..." HaHa! It's The catcher in the rye! If you have ever read it you'll understand my separation anxiety! It is the classic novel everyone should get a chance to read!

Anyway that's the end of this terribly long random post!
Ciao Ciao Bello!
MUAHHH!!
peace.

 

Hey Nige!
I am so very glad that you are writing again, I missed you so much.
I am glad you are over DeLinda--your woman is out there just waiting for you.
As for KTT (Kate the Terrible)--when is Jordan going to come head to head with her? Jordan could put her in her place.
and you need a break from dealing with her.
Well, love ya Nige! Hope you have a better week in the Morgue
CJfan in Minnesota

 

Hey Nigel!

Argh, classical musaic - could it be any worse? Good luck with her Nige - I do believe you'll need a lot of it.

And those poor innocent mice! Lol :)

Glad to hear that you've gotten over Delinda, you're far to good for her.

In the words of a great man:
Goodbye, and goodluck!

 

You could try some Country Music to get back at Cruella DeKate. The BAD stuff (yes, some CM is bearable).

 

hola socio yo soy de los tipicos que viven las series al maximo, mientras veo los episodios tomo datos saco sospechosos etc y travajo con bosotros una pregunta ¿ teneis mas temporadas aparte de la 5? porque es la ultima que emitio 4 y quiero mas acción y poder ayudar aunque sea en mi imajinacion que yo me imajino dentro con bosotros
un saludo de un amigo y uno de la familia o eso me considero

 

Hey, Nige! One way to really annoy someone is to be overtly, sickening sweet to them. They either think you too weird for them to be around and leave you alone or they think you like them and won't go away. Hang on, bad idea never mind.
On a tangent, any idea when the series while be released on DVD? I heard a rumor they were having problems with the music rights.

Ciao!

 

There is such a thing as Noise Pollution. Remember "Norma Rae"? You could sic the EPA on Kate. If her music is playing at over 90 decibels (conversational level) she could be fined --and might have to provide ear protection for you all!

And do not allow yourself to be lured into a relationship with Kate! This Hollywood hogwash about people who fight constantly/irritate the dickens out of each other being a sign that they are meant to be in a relationship is bogus and juvenile!

As for 'the perfect murder,' all that means is the purpetrator got away with it. I don't know the current stats, but back when, (prior to DNA), the solve rate for murders was only 20%. Considering the back-log of DNA samples waiting to be processed in L.A. County, I'm guessing the stats haven't altered that much, which means 80% of murders are as 'perfect' as they need to be! (No statute of limitations on murder notwithstanding.)

 

I was just thinking, since several people are commenting on the classical music...classical isn't really that bad, you know. Lots of it is quite good. But Kate seems to have very diverse tastes...one day Metalica, one day classical...I'm not sure you could find something that would really set her off. Maybe you could get some books on CD and play them....

 

I was just thinking, since several people are commenting on the classical music...classical isn't really that bad, you know. Lots of it is quite good. But Kate seems to have very diverse tastes...one day Metalica, one day classical...I'm not sure you could find something that would really set her off. Maybe you could get some books on CD and play them....

 

I was just thinking, since several people are commenting on the classical music...classical isn't really that bad, you know. Lots of it is quite good. But Kate seems to have very diverse tastes...one day Metalica, one day classical...I'm not sure you could find something that would really set her off. Maybe you could get some books on CD and play them....

 

I had thee most odd dream with you in it Nigel. . . Really strange. Well, not compared to what I usually dream but I'll talk about it anyway.

In my dream, you worked at the Red Onion [which is where I work btw :)] and you decided you wanted to come to my house. I gave you my address and told you to meet me there tomorrow at 3 PM.

So, the next day you came into 'my house'. Only it wasn’t in my house we were in. It was my dead uncle's house and my best friend Jessica was living with me. All the three of us (plus my colleague Seth [I don't know when he arrived]) had a huge debate about local bands. Then you and me got in a row about Suburbs vs. Cities (a ska band) and you said that we should settle it right here, right now. . . Some how I turned into a dog and started licking your face. After that Jess and I went for a walk. Then I woke up. . .at 11:30 Am :).

I don’t know why you infiltrated my dream but it was odd. A lot of unexplainable things happened. Perhaps it’s a dream. ? ?

 

Nigel...Lincoln Park, 1981, was the Rape/Murder of a 21yr old female found in her apartment in Chicago's Lincoln Park. Too bad for Hangman, I wonder if he knows that the one who killed her was already caught/convicted of another murder in 1986 and is serving life. DNA evidence recently linked him to the 1981 death. His 1986 crime was a similar pattern.

 

Maybe the Hangman is a copy cat? Or maybe he's like Oliver and he's trying to snag you into a contest...better be careful, Nigel.

 

This is what you are doing during your work day?

Could you please stop playing on this and get my work done?

Dr. Kate Switzer
Medical Examiner

 

Hey Dr. S...why don't you stop playing and go do your own work? Nigel is not your servant.

 

Dear Dr. Kate,
We know under that tough guy exterior, you probably have a heart of gold. You just don't know how to show it. Let down the walls a little and enjoy life. You might make a whole bunch of new friends. People might actually like you when they find out the type of person you really are.

 

Hi ya Kate,

Looks like Nigel isn't the only one not doing any work at the morgue (smile)? Are you "checking up" on him or just trying to find a way to get to know him? I thought sparks were flying with you two the other Sunday. And you know what they say, opposites attract (smile). Be careful or you just mind find that you like Nigel (smile).

Peace

 

Hey Nige!

I'm sorry that you no longer love DeLinda, but I must say, after you and Kate were stuck in the abondoned building.. I think I may have detected a spark of chemistry? I think that you and Binky would get along fairly well :P

oh, and may I suggest some vocal stylings of George Michaels? Maybe some "Wake me up before you go-go?"

Oh, and remember: Kate only acts like she hates you, becasue on the inside, she really really loves you!


 

Hey, Nige.

So, Ivers has been all over you, too, eh? I spent 4 glorious hours with him yesterday, going through files dating back almost 10 years. What is he looking for, I wonder?

And as for Kate, I couldn't believe my eyes when I passed by the conference room earlier today and I saw her COMFORTING a couple who'd just lost their teenage son. I mean, she was hugging them. Kate!? Wow, I think that girl's got some kind of split personality.

See ya at the office tomorrow, Nige!

Kelly in Admin

 

Hey Kate!

Since you're reading this :D What was the name of the song and composer of the Classical Music you were playing last week?

:D

 

Hey Nige! Gee, you've been mentioning Kate a lot recently. Any particular reason? I see you're over DeLinda. Is it possible you've somehow managed to fall for "Kate the Terrible", as you put it? Is that a pet name?

 

Hello Nigel...so I am a first timer and I have to admit that I'm pretty pumped about it....Ok so I have to tell you that I love your wardorbe and even more your accent. I'm totally addicted to the show and if I wasn't a teacher, I would be a criminologist! Thanks for all your inspiration

 

Sounds like a cold case. Now is the Italian a reference to the ethnicity of the victim or to stomach contents....

 

I agree totally. The Spice Girls are (still) ace.

And Kate is just your typical New Yorker.

 

Sounds like a cold case. Now is the Italian a reference to the ethnicity of the victim or to stomach contents....

Too bad Shelly couldn't take his own advice to change. And why does every public official have to terrorize the morgue. I mean really isn't enough that you solve every case practically. I know there is a little disfunction but if it isn't broke don't fix it.

Love you guys

 

Sounds like a cold case. Now is the Italian a reference to the ethnicity of the victim or to stomach contents....

Too bad Shelly couldn't take his own advice to change. And why does every public official have to terrorize the morgue. I mean really isn't enough that you solve every case practically. I know there is a little disfunction but if it isn't broke don't fix it.

Love you guys

 

Sounds like a cold case. Now is the Italian a reference to the ethnicity of the victim or to stomach contents....

Too bad Shelly couldn't take his own advice to change. And why does every public official have to terrorize the morgue. I mean really isn't enough that you solve every case practically. I know there is a little disfunction but if it isn't broke don't fix it.

Love you guys

 

Hey Nigel what are you going to do if Ivers take away all your expensive equipment?

 

Nigel, if you weren't so much older than me, you would be perfect for me. I love British guys, and your job has inspired me to work at a morgue when I grow up. When I have kids, I don't know how I'll explain everything to them, or how the dating situation will work out "oh, and yeah, I work with dead people." But anyways, I'm sorry about DeLinda, but best of luck getting Bug and Lily together.
Love always,
Sam

 

Nigel, if you weren't so much older than me, you would be perfect for me. I love British guys, and your job has inspired me to work at a morgue when I grow up. When I have kids, I don't know how I'll explain everything to them, or how the dating situation will work out "oh, and yeah, I work with dead people." But anyways, I'm sorry about DeLinda, but best of luck getting Bug and Lily together.
Love always,
Sam

 

Nigel, if you weren't so much older than me, you would be perfect for me. I love British guys, and your job has inspired me to work at a morgue when I grow up. When I have kids, I don't know how I'll explain everything to them, or how the dating situation will work out "oh, and yeah, I work with dead people." But anyways, I'm sorry about DeLinda, but best of luck getting Bug and Lily together.
Love always,
Sam

 

Nigel, if you weren't so much older than me, you would be perfect for me. I love British guys, and your job has inspired me to work at a morgue when I grow up. When I have kids, I don't know how I'll explain everything to them, or how the dating situation will work out "oh, and yeah, I work with dead people." But anyways, I'm sorry about DeLinda, but best of luck getting Bug and Lily together.
Love always,
Sam

 

i was thinking the other day that this Kate looks real familiar and then i think i realized where from, maybe i'm wrong but it could explain some things about her. is she the chic that was kidnapped and put in the well of Buffalo Bill in Silence of the Lambs? i'm almost positive it's her. Please tell me if i'm right, it's driving me crazy. also i'm not thinking it's a great match between u and her, it seems like every time CJ gets someone on that noone likes that person gets killed off, maybe they just need someone to kill off this year. i hope that lily and bug get together but i really wanted her and Garrett to get back together and that didn't happen so i will just watch and see. Nige, ur the greatest and best of luck with the love life, just remember some couples don't even celebrate v-day so it's ok to not have someone now but soon enough and there's always drama involed if love is. c-ya soon, Amy

 

You should carry Tic Tacs and leave them in all sorts of places....like his pockets, in drawers, any place he is snooping!

 

Hey Nige-
Too bad you're only a character on a show. A real Nigel would be an incredible find indeed. yummmmmm! *giggles* Can't help it, there's a bit o' brit in me blood luv.
You weren't alone on Valentine's, I was here thinkin about ya.
ta

 

Hey Nige-
Too bad you're only a character on a show. A real Nigel would be an incredible find indeed. yummmmmm! *giggles* Can't help it, there's a bit o' brit in me blood luv.
You weren't alone on Valentine's, I was here thinkin about ya.
ta

 

Hi Nigel,

Love your part on C.J. you play it well. I only wish I were part of the episode writting team, I have a zillion ideas, (just like everyone else, lol) Why dont you suggest a twist in the show and start doing actual cold cases at the end and see if any of us have clues, or facts to solve them. List the info on your blog as well. Say hi to Jordan, introduce me to you and Woody and have a nice week, see you next week. Dana from Wisconsin

 

ah don't worry nigel you'll find a new love i really enjoyed tonights episode.. who'd of thunk it was someone Shelley worked with! wow i started to think it was her though... she seemed a little too suspicious but that was a great twist at the end!!! wow! i loved the ending!!!! ok well i must go now ! buy bye!
Alicia from Florida

 

Wow, pufferfish huh? How were you able to identify that with the stomach contents? Yeah fish is a distinct texture, but that is pretty complicated. Props to you man. Props to you. That Shelly guy was a total loser anyway.
Plus, what is with this whole Hangman crap? I heard a commerical bit about visiting the site to hang with "Nigel and the Hangman" so obviously this has got to be bigger than just a creepy blogger. Sounds like a stalker or murderer... Fun.
Let's see where this all leads. Good luck with everything.
***Wow I am still watching the show... SHELLY IS DEAD!!! I don't want to be happy but thank the Lord!!!
Cheerie,
~Sarah

 

Hey Nigel, don't worry you will find love...you are a pinchy pinch pinch :) and we love you to death. We even put our hands up in the air and say EHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! whenever you are on the screen...pretty weird eh? :)

You Rock Nigel and don't you forget it...say hi to the rest of the crew for us

Ciao Nigel
xxoo

 

Breathmint Offering Tips:

Be honest:
Tell them that their breath stinks unless you think it'll lead to your own personal slab at the morgue.

Be subtle:
Bring the newest breath mint freshness breathy minty item from your local grocery/gas station to work. Say, "My my, this is some very good brand new revolutionary breath freshener. You wouldn't even have to have bad breath to enjoy this. Would you like one? They really are swell!"

Be anonymous:
Leave a breath mint in their box with a note saying, "No offense, but your breath offends me."

Be violent:
Throw breath fresheners in their direction until a welt forms. Who knows, you might even get some in their mouth.

Stay cool. Laugh lots. Love lots. Live lots.

 

hey nigel !!I'm a huge fan of CJ, and I just want to say that I love your blog, You rock !!
love you
( sorry if my spelling is bad I'm french;-) )

 

I LOVE YOU NIGEL


I WANNABE MRS. TOWNSEND FROM SPAIN

 

I LOVE U NIGEL!!!! YOUR SO GORGIUOS AND FUNNY!!! lol you do good at your job! so dont let any1 stop you from kicking major a** and Mr. Hangman...he scares me! he evil man!!! do u evr watch MindFreak? its a good show! (Criss isnt as hot as u tho)
do u hav any hints for your job. im am upsessed w/crime scence stuff! lol

 

nigel, nigel, nigel. it sure sucks to be stuck with Kate and her classical music. be the nigel i know you really are and stick up for yourself. tell garrett if it continually annoys you because garrett holds the power, and though kate might object, tell her to suck up. i trust that you will do the right thing nige.

 

hey,I just saw the show on german tv.
good job again, like every week.
we like it

 

hey kate luv u !
you totally rock ,luv classical and metallica
and you have great taste in shoes

 

GREETS from Germany !!!

Nigel you are the best :-)

 

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