I think we've made him out to be quite the catch, wouldn't you say?  Unfortunately, even with a killer dating profile, I don't think Bug's going to have much success in finding a girlfriend because, quite frankly, he's just not open to it.  Love can wallop you in the face, but if you don't allow yourself to see it, then it will pass you by. I've decided I'm going to slip Bug some of my super secret Nigel love tonic, which I've perfected over the years.  I start with two ounces of carrot extract.  Mix in a thistle of ground Ginseng.  Then, finally mix in a teaspoon of Worcestershire sauce.  The Anthocyanin and the Beta Carotene from the carrot extract act as a reagent for the Ginseng, which will unlock and activate Bug's love energy nestled deep within his Chi.  The Worcestershire is just for taste.  A couple drops of this powerful love tonic in Bug's coffee each morning should do the trick.  It will be like Cupid himself touched our Bug.  I'll keep you posted on our progress.  Cheers!