Hey everyone,

Sorry I couldn't make it to beautiful Muncie, IN. I had a busy last week, with work, prepping for my sketch shows and on top of that, my birthday. Speaking of, thank you for all the birthday wishes and comments. They are all placed upon my internet mantle above my cyber fireplace. I don't feel much different. I still have all the qualities I had just a couple weeks ago.

I appreciate the time you all spend on this site and I would have loved to had a nice tall Brewster at the Applebee's "neighborhood bar and grill" with all of you, but despite what Marsha Marsha Marsha thinks, I do not have the money to just hop on a jet at the drop of a fancy hat/monacle. I don't sit at home diving into a pool-shaped vault filled with gold coins like Scrooge McDuck – although it is my dream and I'll have money to pay for the doctor after I injure myself diving headfirst onto all that gold, it'll be worth it. Hopefully, I'll have enough money left over to buy New Mexico. I've always wanted to own an international land province. Then I'd buy some Silly Putty, cause Family Circus is only funny when you can stretch it.

Dawn, I'll see if Neal wants to do an interview, but we like to keep the casting department classified, a mystery like Area 51, the JFK assassination or the WNBA. With half of the Americas wanting to win the million on this show, it's just a safety thing for our beloved casting department.

And speaking of safety, we just had an earthquake here in LA. And may I say, I had a great time! At first I thought a large semi truck towing another equally to smaller truck was barreling down my street, but as it went on, the whole apartment building started swaying significantly. Nothing fell off the walls or anything, but it was apparent. Luckily I watched Saved By the Bell and Beverly Hills 90210 when I was growing up, otherwise I wouldn't know to get into a doorway. I only left the doorway to write this blog entry. Well, that about does it for me. Back to the doorway in case there's a post tremor just waiting to catch me on the Internet.

Thank you Nick for being Sorry you couln't make it to Muncie, IN. We did miss you!

You are Sooo Sweet! That's why we bloggers Love You!

Nick I really missed you at our meeting.
When I make it to LA I will buy you a brewski!!