ATTENTION LOS ANGELES: I AM INSIDE OF YOU.
Posted March 24, 12:01 AM
Ladies. Gentlemen. Those still waiting for the operation.
As the title up there implies, I am now a current resident of Los Angeles California!! It's been a big big week full of boxes ad tape and boxcutters and nails and hanging things up and getting lost in the windy confusing streets of LA! Here are some things that I have learned so far:
1. The sun is intense.
2. The sun is REALLY intense.
3. There are a lot of douchebags here.
4. THE SUN IS SO INTENSE LOOK AT IT ONCE AND KISS YOUR EYE JELLY GOODBYE GUYZ I'M SERIOUS.
It feels like I've been living underground for the past 8 years - you come out here and there's sun, and trees, and birds, and clouds, and flowers, and.... MILES AND MILES OF CAR CLOGGED HIGHWAYS. Man, the traffic really is as bad as they say. But otherwise, California is pretty sweet! Maybe I just haven't found out about all the crappy stuff yet, but right now I'm questioning why ANYONE WOULD LIVE ANYWHERE ELSE. Seriously. It's ridiculous! Also, I fit right in with all the beautiful tanned toned people here. It's nice to finally be around people of the same beauty level, you know? KIDDINNNNNG. These people are all robots. Pretty, pretty robots. I'm gonna have to either lose like 30 pounds... Or shoot the moon by gaining like 60 pounds and wearing a muumuu everywhere! Currently I'm thinking muumuu. Preferably in some sort of floral pattern.
Today I went over to the new Tonight Show offices, and saw a bunch of awesome folks! Our director Allan Kartun, Tracy King, Jim PItt, Paula Davis, Brian McCann, Brian Stack, Dan Cronin, Propmaster John Rau, Bruce Brumage, Andy Richter, Jeff Ross, and Mr. Conan O'Brien were all in the offices today!! It was really great seeing everybody - like I've said before, we're all like a big family, and I really missed everybody! Conan immediately threw me onto a couch and started hitting me; I never thought I'd miss that, but I did!! It was all so great. Like coming home, in a way! It made me a lot less stressed out, actually.
The new building is really nice - all of our show (with the exception of a few staff members) are all in the same building as the studio! The production offices are on one floor, the writers are on one floor, then the editors have their own floor, then the studio (and hair & makeup and wardrobe are on that floor), and then the basement has the prop room and the scenic department! Very cool. It's actually not that different from the way things were at 30 Rock, but the feel is different because that entire building is all Us, which is a little weird (and really nice - we can do whatever we want without bothering the local news!!) I posted a pic over on my Twitter, and will be posting more pics of the new offices and everything in the days to come - so be on the lookout for that. Also, it turns out I'm already working! I had a meeting with some awesome NBC.com folks today, and there's another big meeting set for tomorrow - we're gonna try to get the new site up as soon as we can!! Thanks to everyone who wrote in suggestions... Keep 'em coming!
Hopefully I'll shoot some sort of a video this week - we'll see. I'm not sure how things are going to play out the rest of this week, but I'll do my best! I feel like things are really going to start ramping up in the days ahead.... Personally, I can't wait!! LET'S LIGHT THIS INTERNET CANDLE!!!
See you guys next week!