Horny Manatee

Goodnight

2007-01-19T07:43:34Z

Alright everybody, I have to wrap it up. I got so excited when I was typing, that I think I woke Fabio up. Thank you so much for all of your super sexy comments and questions. I hope I get to meet each and every one of you, one at a time...or maybe three at a time.

xxoo
I'll be dreaming about you tonight.

How are you going to satisfy us foot fetishists? - Volcabbage

2007-01-19T07:42:07Z

That really hurts.

Were you on Santa's naughty or nice list this year? Paul

2007-01-19T07:40:43Z

I hope I was on his "Nice" list because a week before Christmas he was on me.

I didn't used to believe in Santa, but my god I believe in him now!

do your family members approve of your lifestyle? naomie

2007-01-19T07:38:26Z

I don't like to talk about my family. My brother's pretty cool. He's the one who got me started in this business. He's also in adult manatee movies, like "manaTbone 3, 4 and 6".

Where are you nipples located? -Angela

2007-01-19T07:36:03Z

You'll have to walk your fingers all over my body to find out. Just be careful around my nose, I have super sensitive circle of sensory hairs...that drives me craaaaaazy!

Who do you prefer to dance with: Conan O'Brien or James Lipton? - JeffB

2007-01-19T07:35:02Z

I love dancing with Conan, but there's nothing better than being held tight by James Lipton. The man knows how to move and when he dips me, he always say the dirtiest stuff.

What's your safe word for when things get really freaky? -Kirsten

2007-01-19T07:31:55Z

I've never experienced "too freaky." What did you have in mind?

I have a safe word for you: Call Me.

Do you do bachelor parties? Dave Schmidt

2007-01-19T07:31:18Z

Again, talk to my manager Dr. Plush.

have you ever seen Conan or Max naked before? If so, is it bad or good? - Kayela

2007-01-19T07:28:17Z

Yes and YES!

It was pretty exciting. The first time I was on the show, I was tryiing to find the ladies room and I "accidentally" walked into the men's room. Then I "accidentally" opened a couple of the stalls and that's where I saw Conan. It was A-MAZING! (I was a blind for a week.)

I see Max naked all the time. He walks around naked in the office. It's actually a little weird. But still really hot.

I so doubt this is live. - albob

2007-01-19T07:26:57Z

I so know you're busted. this is live.

ps: I'm holding up a copy of today's newspaper.

pps: there's nothing hotter than reading all these comments live, right now.

Do you have a mating call? And if so, what does it sound like? - J.Mike

2007-01-19T07:24:44Z

I don't know if i'd call it a mating call, but when i'm feeling really horny i do make this certain noise. it's like a cross between a cat purring, a lightly blown trumpet, and bag full of gravel being shaken really, really slowly. imagine that, but even hotter.

I would love to have a manatee dance party with you...possible? - Pango

2007-01-19T07:22:55Z

Stalker! j/k

xoxo
Just contact my manager, Dr. Plush, he sets up all my dances.

And you can send me any gifts you want, as long as it has a monetary value of at least $40 dollars.
JUST KIDDING...I'll take $35.

I want a body like yours, what diet do you use? How many hours do you work out? - Disaster

2007-01-19T07:20:45Z

I take my body really seriously. I swim all the time (for pleasure and exercise). And I eat 72 heads of lettuce and 12 bunches of kale a day. But honestly, I still like to sneak a little Chubby Hubby now and then. You should try Skinny Cows ice cream sandwiche? because they are really good and lowfat.

Any words of wisdom for a newly divorced hottie? - Lisa

2007-01-19T07:18:03Z

1. Get a good lawyer. Honey, my ex-husband still gets alimony.
2. Go crazy
3. Give me a call! And bring your ex-husband. Who knows? Maybe we can start things up again.

Other the sea, what other fluids do you like to swim in?

2007-01-19T07:16:28Z

Whip cream. Baby Oil. A puree of kelp. I would say chocolate syrup, but I'm allergic.