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January 19, 02:43 AM

Goodnight

Alright everybody, I have to wrap it up. I got so excited when I was typing, that I think I woke Fabio up. Thank you so much for all of your super sexy comments and questions. I hope I get to meet each and every one of you, one at a time...or maybe three at a time.

xxoo
I'll be dreaming about you tonight.

January 19, 02:42 AM

How are you going to satisfy us foot fetishists? - Volcabbage

That really hurts.

January 19, 02:40 AM

Were you on Santa's naughty or nice list this year? Paul

I hope I was on his "Nice" list because a week before Christmas he was on me.

I didn't used to believe in Santa, but my god I believe in him now!

January 19, 02:38 AM

do your family members approve of your lifestyle? naomie

I don't like to talk about my family. My brother's pretty cool. He's the one who got me started in this business. He's also in adult manatee movies, like "manaTbone 3, 4 and 6".

January 19, 02:36 AM

Where are you nipples located? -Angela

You'll have to walk your fingers all over my body to find out. Just be careful around my nose, I have super sensitive circle of sensory hairs...that drives me craaaaaazy!

January 19, 02:35 AM

Who do you prefer to dance with: Conan O'Brien or James Lipton? - JeffB

I love dancing with Conan, but there's nothing better than being held tight by James Lipton. The man knows how to move and when he dips me, he always say the dirtiest stuff.

January 19, 02:31 AM

What's your safe word for when things get really freaky? -Kirsten

I've never experienced "too freaky." What did you have in mind?

I have a safe word for you: Call Me.

January 19, 02:31 AM

Do you do bachelor parties? Dave Schmidt

Again, talk to my manager Dr. Plush.

January 19, 02:28 AM

have you ever seen Conan or Max naked before? If so, is it bad or good? - Kayela

Yes and YES!

It was pretty exciting. The first time I was on the show, I was tryiing to find the ladies room and I "accidentally" walked into the men's room. Then I "accidentally" opened a couple of the stalls and that's where I saw Conan. It was A-MAZING! (I was a blind for a week.)

I see Max naked all the time. He walks around naked in the office. It's actually a little weird. But still really hot.

January 19, 02:26 AM

I so doubt this is live. - albob

I so know you're busted. this is live.

ps: I'm holding up a copy of today's newspaper.

pps: there's nothing hotter than reading all these comments live, right now.

January 19, 02:24 AM

Do you have a mating call? And if so, what does it sound like? - J.Mike

I don't know if i'd call it a mating call, but when i'm feeling really horny i do make this certain noise. it's like a cross between a cat purring, a lightly blown trumpet, and bag full of gravel being shaken really, really slowly. imagine that, but even hotter.

January 19, 02:22 AM

I would love to have a manatee dance party with you...possible? - Pango

Stalker! j/k

xoxo
Just contact my manager, Dr. Plush, he sets up all my dances.

And you can send me any gifts you want, as long as it has a monetary value of at least $40 dollars.
JUST KIDDING...I'll take $35.

January 19, 02:20 AM

I want a body like yours, what diet do you use? How many hours do you work out? - Disaster

I take my body really seriously. I swim all the time (for pleasure and exercise). And I eat 72 heads of lettuce and 12 bunches of kale a day. But honestly, I still like to sneak a little Chubby Hubby now and then. You should try Skinny Cows ice cream sandwiche? because they are really good and lowfat.

January 19, 02:18 AM

Any words of wisdom for a newly divorced hottie? - Lisa

1. Get a good lawyer. Honey, my ex-husband still gets alimony.
2. Go crazy
3. Give me a call! And bring your ex-husband. Who knows? Maybe we can start things up again.

January 19, 02:16 AM

Other the sea, what other fluids do you like to swim in?

Whip cream. Baby Oil. A puree of kelp. I would say chocolate syrup, but I'm allergic.

January 19, 02:15 AM

How does it feel to be the hottest and most sought after manatee on the planet? - Aaron

It's so nice- it makes me want to cry at night. it's really validating to know that so many people think I'm sexy. when i look in the mirror, all i see is this 840 pound manatee who could stand to eat a little less turtle grass and with really ugly tail flippers that almost look like slippers. But then i read your comments and i feel like the sexiest manatee alive.

January 19, 02:13 AM

How do you type on a keyboard with flippers? - Jeff

Jeff - That is so rude. I mean, how do you swim in a river when you only have fingers? Trust me, i'm very good with my flippers. In fact, if you got to the live web-cam page on HornyManatee.com you can see my typing in a few minutes.

January 19, 02:12 AM

Be honest, are they natural? - Tony

Yes, they're natural. I'm a double G and proud of it.

January 19, 02:10 AM

Where's the craziest place you've ever gotten nasty? - jennie

The craziest place I've ever gotten nasty would have to be the Library of Congress. In the section devoted to sea mammels. I just gave my partner the Dewey Decimal number and he gave me the "Do-Me Decimal" number. :)

But don't try it! I got arrested for public indecency and spent a night in a D.C. jail. NOT cool!

January 19, 02:08 AM

Are you starting your own line of manatee adult toys? - Beth

That's a great idea, Beth! Of course they'd have to be waterproof.