Frank Talk on NBC

May 14, 07:23 PM

THIS SUMMER


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My goal is to hook up with this chick.
I could totally see myself marrying her.
But I'd have to get rid of that dolphin.
I don't like that sinister look on his face.
I don't trust him.
I think he's bad for her.
He looks like the evil twin of a
nice dolphin.
It seems like he's looking right at me saying
"this chick will never go out with you". Well,
this summer I'm going to prove him wrong.
Time to start working out so i can get in
"beach shape". Maybe I'll beat up a lifeguard.
That will impress her. It's going to be a great summer.

Frank

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Posted by Frank Rossitano at 07:23 PM

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Dolphins that look like that? They taste like tuna.

Posted by Holly H
May 14, 2009

Dude that Dolphin looks a lot like one of the juggler nuts Maurice or Bruce just throw it a ball.
You are right Holly I bet it tastes like chicken.
I notice you have a thing for the almond eyed chicks you know what they say about almonds they lose the L when they fall outa the tree.

So I say Ahmen to hot chicks and the beach... keep an eye on those nuts.

Posted by Andy in Vt
May 14, 2009

Frank. that chick is me. I moved to new york and left the dolphin. He was an a hole.

lets hook up.

Posted by g.
May 18, 2009

I like when you are mean to your friends

Especially Liz she tries so hard
It's funny when her plans unravel
Smart people overthink things
My caretakers are all really smart
Guess who gets to post on the INTERNET?!
Me [J]

Don't trust g.! She's a goofus, probably trying to trick you for a sexsite (sexy website).

Posted by J from Mainstreet
May 20, 2009

Frank, You just made the list. That's right...you aren't the first guy to mess with us. As far as the "chick", the old saying is true.."Once you've had dolphin, you never...." well, nothing really rhymes with "dolphin"..or "orange"...I think I've made my point. If you are ever swimming in the ocean...or a Sea World dolphin tank, I'd watch your back.

Posted by A. Dolphin
May 21, 2009

You two were made for each other. She's got the seductive eyes to lure you in, just like she did the dolphin. Believe in yourself, Frank...you can do this.

Posted by Alli
May 21, 2009

She's totally into you Frank!
You're so hot!
Get rid of the evil tuna...

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