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May 08, 08:55 PM

FRIENDS OR ENEMIES


By looking at this picture, it's hard to tell if Donkey Kong & Brainy Smurf are friends or enemies.

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I think they're going to get a long just fine.

This Donkey Kong seems very friendly. He doesn't seem overprotective (of the Princess) like he is in the video game. He just seems to be stronger than he realizes. Maybe that's why the Smurf is missing an arm and a foot.
Maybe Donkey went to shake his hand and broke it off by mistake. And the reason Brainy is pissed, is because now he only has one hand to do all his nerd activities like write, solve math problems, and spell dirty words on the calculator.

When I found this Donkey Kong doll, I screamed with joy, but on a low level, because i didn't want to cause a scene in the thrift store. When i found this ceramic Smurf, i was really excited - and confused - because he's white. It's as if the painter either had never seen the Smurfs & didn't know that they're skin is blue - or maybe he's bigoted against blue Smurfs, so he made this one white. Or maybe this is a very rare white Smurf that people haven't seen often because he's afraid of the sun. It's very confusing. But also interesting.

I'll ask Liz Lemon if I can write a sketch about a white Smurf & Donkey Kong hangin' out. Not sure if she'll dig it, I think she's more of a Dungeons & Dragons person.

Talk soon.

Frank

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Posted by Frank Rossitano at 08:55 PM

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Spirited Dona-- Friend or Frenemy? The eternal quetion! My favorite question! If you can tear up over a Donkey Kong Doll-- you are still good people!

Posted by SpiritedDona
May 08, 2008

SPIRITED DONA SAYS-- A WHILE BACK I REVEALED ON FRANK TALK, I WAS OFF TO WRITE-- PERFORM MY POEM, RAP, CHEER, "PANTSUIT VIXENS FOR HILLARY"; THAT IS MY SCANDAL SURE TO HIT PAGE SIX, TMZ, THE ENQUIRER, THE GLOBE! I GOSSIP BLOG, SO, BEFORE IT HITS PAGE SIX TMZ, THE ENQUIRER, OR THE GLOBE, I UNDERSTAND JACK DONAGHEY IS IN WASHINGTON, TONIGHT. AS YOU KNOW HE HAD (DO AIR QUOTES), "BRUNCH" WITH THE CANDIDATE I AM THE UNOFFICIAL, OFFICIAL BLOGGER FOR. WELL, BRUNCH IS AN INNOCENT FLIRTATION. IT'S NOT LIKE A SUPPER, OR A BUFFET, OR EVEN A SMORGASBORD! YOU KNOW HOW THE TAB PRESS BLOWS THESE THINGS UP! THE TRUEST THINGS I EVER READ ON TMZ SPIRITED DONA / POSITIVE DONA, HAD SOME HOT COMMENT AND LORI LOUGHLIN IS A GRACIOUS PERSON! I WROTE SOMETHING NICE ON THE OFFICAL PAGE SIX BLOG ABOUT ALEC BALDWIN IN MARCH! I WAS THE ONLY PERSON TO FIGURE OUT THE POSTING PROBLEM! I NEED TO BREAK UP THE POSTS. NEXT UP; PANTSUIT VIXEN-- THE VIDEO!

Posted by SpiritedDona
May 08, 2008

Donkey Kong is just excited because he's never seen a wounded albino Smurf before. Dig Dug told him about one once, but Kong didn't believe him. He just chalked it up to Dig Dug's drinking.

Brainy (or Braineleh to his parents) has faced many challenges in life. Sure, being inside most of his life avoiding the sun's deadly rays has protected him from Gargamel, but at what price? Being the Stephen Hawking of the Smurf village may buy him prestige, but it doesn't buy happiness. He had this worked out in a mathematical theorem, but Kong ate it.

Posted by Holly H.
May 08, 2008

SPIRITED DONA SAYS-- HOLLY H. WRITES A FAST STORY! I GOT BLOCKED BECAUSE, IF, I SAY, NEXT UP, I NEVER GET TO COME BACK IN A MASSAPEQUEA MOMENT!
MY POEM RAP HAS A SALUTE TO MISS TINA FEY, WHO WAS ON SNL'S 2008, PREMIERE!
HEY, HEY!
TINA FEY!
SAYS HILLARY HAS CAN DO!
HALELUJAH!
BOOYAH!
THE NEW CLASSIC LITTLE BLACK DRESS IS THE BITCH!
WHO GETS THINGS DONE!
IT'S FULL OF KITSCH!
I'D RATHER FIGHT THAN SWITCH!
SHE SCRATCHES MY ITCH!
SERIOUS AND FUN!
I, ALL THE WAY, SUPPORT HER BUM!
IF YOU LIKED TINA ON SNL AND ROCK, YOU WILL APPRECIATE THAT VIDEO SALUTE, RAPPED!
I AM THE UNOFFICIAL, OFFFICIAL BLOGGER FOR AMERICA! I CAN'T WAIT TO WRITE ABOUT THE JACK DONAGHEY STORY IN WASHINGTON ON MY REAL DEMO0CRATIC BLOG!
HOPE LINK MAKES, BUT SEARCH ENGINES, PANTSUIT VIXENS FOR HILLARY.
http://video.yahoo.com/watch/25559101/7672083

Posted by SpiritedDona
May 08, 2008

Spirited Dona says-- hi! I always have a panic attack, when I make a link, here! You've noticed! The above link-- is crap! I checked it 4 times for errors. still wrong! am just not perfect like Frank and Alec Baldwin! I am just more determined than ever to show you my Pantsuit Vixen Video! now, that "is" the Spirit of Frank and Alec Baldwin!
http://video.yahoo.com/watch/2559101/7672083
I only saw one 5 on the screen, I put an extra 5! That's not so bad! High Five!

Posted by SpiritedDona
May 08, 2008

LOL

Posted by Ali
May 09, 2008

Obviously white smurf lost his foot installing a boot factory up Donkey Kong's a$$. In a play for American gladiator status the horse juice turned the smurf white, and shrunk, donkey kongs head and muscled him up.
America loves a juice war, mostly played as a game between freaks with shriveled balls and enlarged hearts.
Baseball can't have the Juice but gladiators sell anabolic steroids to kids with Jolly Green Giant hypodermic needles.

Posted by Andy in VT
May 09, 2008

Poor Brainy he probably just went to Michael Jackon's plastic surgeon and now look at him.

Posted by Lydia
May 10, 2008

im not 100% sure if that is a smurf, let alone brainy smurf. if it is, they are totally frenemies.

Posted by Tina
May 10, 2008

Great post....lol

Posted by Reg
May 15, 2008

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