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May 14, 07:23 PM

THIS SUMMER

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My goal is to hook up with this chick.
I could totally see myself marrying her.
But I'd have to get rid of that dolphin.
I don't like that sinister look on his face.
I don't trust him.
I think he's bad for her.
He looks like the evil twin of a
nice dolphin.
It seems like he's looking right at me saying
"this chick will never go out with you". Well,
this summer I'm going to prove him wrong.
Time to start working out so i can get in
"beach shape". Maybe I'll beat up a lifeguard.
That will impress her. It's going to be a great summer.

Frank

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Posted by Frank Rossitano at 07:23 PM

May 08, 02:17 PM

BOOK ART

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Art can be found in many places. Even on bookcovers.

This is probably the best basketball novel I've ever read. You can tell these guys are really good players. And it's "backboard" magic, not "above the rim" magic, or "nothin' but net" magic. We're talking bank shots off the backboard. Number 8 is missing his left foot. Maybe through the power of magic the other player made his foot disappear. So that he couldn't jump up and block his backboard bank shot. Tracy says he was good at basketball in high school. But I don't think he's remembering correctly. I know I'm better than him.
Gotta pretend to get back to work. I heard Liz yell "Blerg!" from her office. talk next week.

Frank

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Posted by Frank Rossitano at 02:17 PM

May 01, 02:12 PM

DOBERMAN

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First up, thanks for your comments about the unicorn piece that was embroidered and had cotton ball-like clouds.
I decided it was too precious to leave at work.
Just Jess, who doesn't like macaroonis - but sorry that piece is not for sale.
Andy in Vermont, cheer up, things will get better.


So check out this new piece I just picked up.
It's a painting on black velvet of a doberman.
I like this doberman, because you can tell he's confident. He's not growling. He doesn't need to.
He doesn't need to prove that he's dangerous. He's a doberman. He knows he's dangerous.
And he knows you he's dangerous.
So he's just taking it easy.
He's so bad ass, he's ripped a whole in the painting!
That's cool.
Don't think I can bring this one into work at TGS either. I think Jenna's allergic
to dog paintings.


Let me know if you like this one.


Frank

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Posted by Frank Rossitano at 02:12 PM

April 23, 08:01 PM

DECISIONS

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Ok. Of all the pieces of art that I collect. This is one of my favorites. A young unicorn and an adult unicorn. You just don't see that that often. And they're sitting on clouds made out of some puffy type material. Notice how the puffy material extends BEYOND the edges of the frame. THAT'S GREAT ART! When the frame can't even contain it. Jenna offered me what she considered a lot of money for this - $5. I told her "no way". I brought it into TGS because I was going to hang it up in my office. But decided, it's too precious to be left at there. Lutz might steal it as a prank. Jenna might steal because she loves it. Tracy might think they're real unicorns & try to talk to them. So, I've decided to keep this piece at home. It's nice to look at before i got to sleep for the night. Somehow, I think Liz Lemon is relieved that she doesn't have to see it everyday. Wait, maybe I will leave it in my office - because if it repels Liz so much - she might not have to come in my office and bug me to get back to work. Now, I'm wondering, what should I do? Let me know what you think?


Frank

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Posted by Frank Rossitano at 08:01 PM

April 17, 12:19 AM

Leif Garret's Brother

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This is the kind a dude Jenna probably went out with when she was in high school. A complete tool. He looks like the boy the main girl had a crush on in every Judy Blume novel. He probably doesn't even need glasses. He just wears them because the thinks they make him look smart. Or he's too much of a wuss to put a contact lens on his eyeball. He was probably in the high school band or played guitar really badly, but Jenna thought he was great and she would dream about "making music" with him. I never hung out with dudes like this in high school. I was too busy playing pacman at 7-11 and mastering the pacman patterns i memorized from a book that i bought called "How To Beat Pacman". Thanks for enjoying this charcoal art piece. I gotta get back to writing more sketches for Jenna or Liz is going to take my computer and delete all my video games. Little does she know I just bought a portable hard drive where i store all my video games. And other things.

Keep fighting the system. Talk next week. And next week, I'll remember to answer your comments!

Frank

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Posted by Frank Rossitano at 12:19 AM