Alright, alright. I'm back. I have emerged from seclusion to face the music. A second contestant has ever so rudely walked away with a million dollars. I will not say that she won it, or even that she earned it--it was HANDED to her. I gave her nine million-dollar cases, for Heaven's sake! A trained chipmunk could have won the million.
Some day I hope to come across an adversary who can play the game the original way and make it even remotely exciting. I tell ya, It's really tough being so intellectually superior to all those around you.
Well, you'll just have to take my word on that...
Election day is almost here, so be sure you go vote! (Resist the urge to write me in on your ballot, though--being President would really cut into my vacation time.)
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