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I'm back from my glorious Paris vacation. And I'm miserable. If you've been watching NBC promos for "Deal or No Deal," you've probably figured out that some lucky fool has finally won the million dollar prize. Beginners luck! I'm so sick of looking at Howie's little grin in those promos. He couldn't be happier announcing that I've been beat. Howie, leave me alone! What have I ever done to you?
I'm not going to lie to you. I'm fuming mad about this whole thing. NBC was running those promos throughout the Olympics. Some dolt gets lucky and it gets repeatedly rubbed it in my face. Don't you know who I am? I'm the Michael Phelps of TV game shows! I'm a legend when it comes to stopping people from winning the Gold on "Deal." I'm actually MORE impressive than Michael Phelps. He just swims. I get absolutely no respect! I save the network millions of dollars when contestants leave with little money and NBC never runs promos bragging about me. I am FURIOUS!
This is an outrage. If you are planning to face me in a future episode, be warned. I have a fire in the pit of my stomach that can't be extinguished.
Prepare for your demise. I will not be humiliated again!
The Banker
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Posted by The Banker at August 26, 2008, 12:28 PM
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