Here are just some of my thoughts, advice and insights about the world.
Read and learn, The Banker.
1. If you wear a name tag at work, get a new job.
2. If you have a peanut allergy, then you're weak.
3. Marriage is bad business.
4. Men who re-enact Civil War battles are immature.
5. There is no reason to ever whistle.
6. Never befriend a man wearing a fanny pack.
7. Handlebar mustaches are not cool.
8. A "lady" should never be seen entering or exiting a bathroom.
9. If you could eat your pet in a single meal, the pet's not worth having.
10. Money can buy happiness.
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