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If no one has anything interesting to ask, I won't waste either of our times. Just make sure to tune in tomorrow night at 8/7c when your friend the Banker strikes again. Thanks for all your comments and questions.

No. I am definately not Steve Guttenberg. Thanks for asking.

No, I don't have the clown nose anymore. I threw it away.

Hey Brandon... relax. It's just a game show.

As far as the screaming families go, they don't bother me. I can pretty much tune them out.

We usually tape one show a day and it takes about an hour or so.

The prize money is paid by the show and standard federal tax laws apply.

No. I don't always twist the blade. Nothing is more painful for them than the self-realization of what they have done.

If someone did win the million, I wouldn't come down to shake their hand. I'd feel bad about not doing my job well.

The guy I lost the most money to last season was Thorpe Shanley. He got me for $464,000.

No, Howie has never shaken my hand.

I do have some training in psychology, but at the end of the day, this is a game. I'm not trying to make them feel bad, I'm trying to get them out of the game for as little money as possible.

Why would I show myself? What good would that do?

Come on, people. Don't waste my time. Doesn't anyone have anything intelligent to ask?

I have a background in finance, but I'm not a "banker."

I don't let urges get in the way of me doing my job.

An NBC intern? I don't think so. And I'm not trying to be funny. Why don't you try asking me an intelligent question?

I knew he wouldn't have the guts to go all the way so I felt nothing but confidence.

I answer what I damn well feel like.

You want to know where to get a job like mine where you get to be nasty? Try the TV industry.

I didn't lose. He didn't get out of here with the 3 million, did he? I'd say I kicked his ass.

I feel great that he gave up the 3 million dollars... he just didn't have the guts.

Although I am pretty, I'm not paid to look pretty so deal with it.

It could have been a lot worse, but I'm still in a crappy mood. Guess I'll start answering your questions, anway. Who's first?

Maybe I should have sent 400,000 tacos.

This is hell; I can't lose to this meathead.

When I'm done with this guy we can send him on to the Biggest Loser.

I don't know if he eats bankers for lunch, but he's sure eating something.

This guy make me sweat? I don't think so. I'm just glad I have this window here to protect me from his leakage.

William played with his emotions -- they all play with their emotions -- and that's what makes it so easy for me to pull the strings. Dance, puppets, dance.

The reverend's enthusiasm is really bugging me.

lucky for me

No. The guys who start off strong always end the weakest.

need I say more?

Unbelievable. They told me they were going to "order" a fan for my office this year. I'm so warm up here my underwear is starting to stick to my butt. I have to get back to the business of denying people prize money, but I'll be here throughout the carnage and afterwards to answer your pathetic questions.

For all those who are having problems with the play & win game page... quit your moaning. The page works fine and you can find it right here:

http://www.nbc.com/Deal_or_No_Deal/playwin/dondregister.shtml

Hey children, don't forget I'll be doing a live chat after the premiere tonight -- a golden opportunity for you to dazzle me with your insightful questions and witty comments.