The worst part of my job has to be the fact that no one gets to see how incredibly attractive I am.  You'll have to take my word for it, but I am seriously hot.

That's the real reason you can't see me very well.  The producers don't want me up-staging the models (they can be a jealous bunch).

I guess they have good reason for keeping me shadowed.  It really would be like staring at the sun.

Turns out the viewers are, too.

Animatronics???  Duh.

I am a living, breathing person whose job is way harder than Vanna's.   I am an expert in the fields of psychology, risk-assessment, and economics.  What I do is very demanding.  Do you think it's easy?

I have to spend hours at a time toying with peoples' lives, eating donuts from the craft service table, and hanging out outside the models' dressing room.

How you like me, now!