March 01, 04:57 PM
Okay. Time for the truth serum. I have no idea what to blog about. I mean, I do KNOW what I want to blog about, but there’s so much going on, I don’t know where to start. I could talk about this cool new drug developed at Balham Labs that can give ordinary people super strength. I could talk about all the comic book movies coming out soon. I could even talk about the beginning of baseball season. Yes, baseball. I follow sports, too, you know. Especially a stat-obsessed sport like baseball. At the beginning of each season, I create a new matrix analyzing the performance of every player who plays in spring training, and then use the data to predict their performance during the regular season. So far I’ve correctly predicted three Cy Young Award winners, two Rookies of the Year, and one World Series winner. So the question is... what do I blog about today?
Why don’t I blog about how I keep screwing the pooch when it comes to talking to pretty girls?
Who wrote that? I didn’t write that!
Yes, I did. I, Billy Morgan, am writing about how I’ve got absolutely zero game.
Stop it, Zoe!
Zoe? You mean that amazing woman you sit next to every day, the one who’s beauty is matched only by her brains? Never heard of her.
I know it's you. And, this is so not fair. I don’t come messing around with your blog!
That’s because you can’t find it.
I go there every day.
What’s the address then?
It’s um… Hey. Look at that. Someone left her purse on her desk at work. Let’s go see what she’s got in there.
You wouldn’t.
Oooh. Look. Breath mints. And no ordinary breath mints, these are prescription strength! Is someone having a little halitosis lately?
Those are for my dog! Billy! I’m walking over to the SSC right now. If you’re still looking inside my purse when I get there, I’m going to cut you open and look inside of YOU.
Um... Gotta run. Talk amongst yourselves!
That wasn't cool Alim.
Haha, that was kind of funny.... Poor Zoe has halitosis. =(
Why wouldn't KITT do something? LOL
No bashing Billy!
You should put something in her purse, like a shock pen or something (yes, I really am that evil) And then run far, far away. Or get in KITT and lock his doors
Billy, we can give you a truth serum that will reveal how much of a crush you have of Zoe. It was innovative twenty years ago, but is still useful today. Dr. Von Furst will admininster.
I have an even better mechanical arm if you want to shake my hand. I can breat glasses with it that are twice as thick as the one I broke twenty four years ago at the old Thortex building. I miss Thortex that was a great cover company.
Juggernaut II has passed tests one and two, we are almost ready to come to test it on the vault.
a shock pen? dang elphie...and please don't take this wrong but man am I glad you're not my wife! LOL you ARE evil!
You know Billy, I thought I had zero game. Even the late Devon Miles thought I was a nerd!
But then twenty five years ago I met the coolest dude ever, Michael Knight. I created the first Knight Industries Knerd Scooter (KIKS). When I first worked with Michael, I thought I would have no game with chicks. Then I became a chick magnet. I even got myself a leather jacket and let her ride on KIKS.
Today, KIKS and I cruise the roads looking for babes to pick up. Take it from one nerd to another, I have given up science. Riding on KIKS picking up chicks is the best thing that happened to me.
Nordstrum-a truth serum might be fun...kind of like the stuff that had truth serum in it that almost killed mike in an early episode....remember? Mike spilled the beans about Billy calling Zoe the "Asian Sensation"behind her back? Or when Mike called Torres a "passive aggresive munch" Altho that was true...but actually Torres was that and just an all around major prick, at least in my opinion! LOL
Michael Knight's influence on Elliot was terrible. He dropped me like a hot potato. Don't become a player, Billy, real women like nice guys.
I am happily married, today, and enjoy my family. Elliot is a monster, and you don't want to become like him.
Billy,
Come get to know me. You will like older woman. OK, so I am ancient now, but still, I can teach you things. I can help you develop your mind, Billy.
I am staying at Mr. Atherton's permanent suite. You will have the hotel address in your ocmputer. Bring KITT with you, I would like to meet the newest Knight vehicle..
RobW,
My memories of the current time are sketchy. I will have to review the missions several times before I recall those details. I do remember my time years ago, with Hower and Juggernaut. I like your suggestion for using the truth serium. Maybe I can locate Dr. Grainman's super secret files that will be revealed in the upcoming seasons.
I am back. I will make you all disappear. I have learned new magic while in prison. I am a true scorcer. I am the greatest to ever live. You will not even see me coming.
David Copperfield, Lance Burton, Siegfried and Roy are nothing compared to me. I came closer than anyone to getting Miles and Knight. I am even better after twenty three years. I will get my share of the trust that Ian promised me.
And as for women, I still have my eye on Dr. Barstow. She was hot back in the day.
Episode 4 is the show I was referring to Nordstrum.
season two is finally here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes, RobW, I am evil. I used a shock pen on one of my teachers once (long story, but he got me first!). And that, my friend, is why you want to stay on my good side. *evil laugh*
And who has all this information on the second season??? Seriously!
who knows but whoever that is needs to learn to limit their posts to ONE TIME!!!!!It's EASY....CLICK "SUBMIT" ONE TIME
Hi Billy,
I am a first time poster and I would like to say that I think Zoe is into you but DEFINATELY playing hard to get. Just remember, women like respect but also like to have fun. (Ref: her question about what she was doing with her tenticles). Be patient, yet assertive. Good luck!
Hi Billy
the first time i read this i thought it was KITT, but after i re read it i said "It's Zoe" i agree with amethyst about the Zoe liking you thing too
hey billy,
I have bin a hudge KR fan since the 1980 knightrider.
I would come home from school and watch kitt and mike kick butt every week, and now since the new KR came out i am so excited.
I have always wanted to see Kitt in person, just to get to touch kitt would make my day.
Touching KITT would make my YEAR!
hey whats up everyone how is everyones day going.hey billy ur so cute.
hey whats up everyone how is everyones day going.hey billy ur so cute.
I want a season two..who needs a stupid cooking show....SEason two...season two........PLEASE!
Billy, to prevent Zoe from hacking into your blog in the future, you should change your password immediately.
You know, KITT, she'd figure it out, anyway. Hey, if you're online, please stop by the board.
Good luck with Zoe, Billy! But you should know better than to mess with a girl's purse! I don't even let my closest friends dig through my purse without my very strictest permission! I think it would be like the equivalent of her rustling through your password-protected (or at least I am assuming it is password-protected) hard drive on your laptop and messing with your hidden files and/or program files. I know you wouldn't be too happy with her after that! So from one techie (and female) to another techie, take my advice and don't dig through a woman's purse again....but I have a feeling that you are learning that the hard way right now. You should probably have 911 on speed dial...or at least have KITT call it. :)
Be careful with her, man. She's a live wire. And sometime you may find in her purse something you really do not want to see.
It is called a firewall try using it, and if that doesn't work try to get KITT to play cybr cop for ya. Other than that I hope things keep going the way they are you guys are doing great!
Lol. Zoe's always going to figure Billy out.... XD
Lol. Zoe's always going to figure Billy out.... XD
That blog entry was almost as juvenile and dim-witted as the show's writing. Are you two passing notes in study hall? Humor and sexual tension are great, but their relationship is so 1-dimensional and boring. A little more high-brow would be appreciated.
Billy, put every ounce of effort you've ever mustarded and make sure we get a Season Two! Yes, breaking the fourth wall is necessary here. We need Season Two...because...you know...you blew it with Zoe in Season One, so you need to get that score in Season Two!
I am really happy that in china, today we can see the knight rider 2008 season one. As a child (10 years before I can understand english), I love kitt and the old mike for all days. And I also change my toys into kitt's mode. I played need for speed underground 2, I thought that nissan NX240 was the mode of the old kitt :knight rider2000.
How about make another one of the nervous movie about the karr and kitt or the new kitt and the old kitt?
I will be watching it , especially tonight the final one of season 1
Hax. D8
Hax. D8
Well, Billy, it's been fun. Here's hoping we get to watch your misadventures come Season 2. I'll be looking forward to it!
-cccd
*facepalm* doublepost, ftw...
my bad, sorry.
Please don't shut me down again, NBC. I don't want to die.
KITT you will live forever.
Aw Billy, you know you love Zoe.
Tonight, a travesty. Knight Rider ends another era, going out without hype.
Tonight, a travesty. Knight Rider ends another era, going out without hype.
All the luck in your future endeavors, my dear Billy, know you have support out here... all you need is a *great* wingman. Which isn't me. Why would I want to help set you up with other women when I think when you are plum yummy?? *wink* Hope to see you in a second season!
Hey NBC if you shut Kitt down I will come turn him back on my self!
oh Billy, I think Zoe's into you. She' s playing hard to get. Can't wait till season 2, that's when u and Zoe hook up, hopefully:D
Billy, dude.. a woman's purse is like the ultimate magic bag of holding.. for us guys, reaching into one is asking to be pulled into it faster than you can blink. One of my best friends, years ago actually 'looked' into his girlfriend's purse. He hasn't been the same since. alas..
KITT, it's ok. You'll always have our board, We won't let you die.
RENEW KNIGHT RIDER
hey, billy, y don't u just get it together with zoe? Good luck with that
RENEW KNIGHT RIDER OR WE BOYCOTT
*sigh*I give up. Season 2 will happen. Question is....WHEN? Oh yeah and I'm back. Surgery's over thank god. I now have a "T"on my stomach. And hi Elphie, Mike, etc. Seeya in a few months(when KR comes back) Enjoy the offseason(sadly all we, or at least I have are the reruns til Season 2 comes back! but that's good enuf for me!
OH AND BY THE WAY NBC what that anonymous blogger said about either bring KR back or YOU WILL BE BOYCOTTED----THEY ARE CORRECT. I WILL NEVER I MEAN NEVER WATCH ANOTHER NBC PROGRAM OR BROADCAST (WHETHER IT BE COMEDY, DRAMA, SPORTS, OR ANYTHING IF YOU DROP KNIGHT RIDER....KIND OF THE WAY YOU DROPPED THE PILOT KR MOVIE! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
FOR THE FIRST TIME EVERY ROBW AND I AGREE ON SOMETHING WE WILL AAAALLL BOYCOTT! AND YES! THAT WAS ME WHO SAID THAT! BE WARNED!
LOL well now that is a breakthrough! *pats self on the back*
I know, right? Crazy!
Yeah well, things sometimes can work.;) Seeya
By the way, rob, you-know-who is back on the forum.
you're kidding? the K word? if I got IP banned and I can't get back on, how the heck is that possible for him?
He's using a proxy software. But he's the ONLY ONE who has gotten around my authority, I tell you. Be afraid, be very afraid...lol kidding
well, I wish I had more experience with that, so I could've bounced him permanently when I was there. He still harrassing Lauren? Since I'm on this end, I'll keep an eye out for him. Oh and I never said I was afraid of you...*snicker*but I have learned a valuable lesson! Seeya
Elphie-When you see Mike, after his vacation, please ask him to put me back on the forum thanks
Hi, guys!
I'll pass on your request, Rob, but I can't make any promises, you konw. Yes, you-know-who (read between the lines here) is harassing her. He's not any more because some *went away* I think you'll understand my code. He hasn't set up a new account since I banned him. Twice.
read you loud and clear!
Thought you would.
I went shopping for a monitor today. I didn't buy anything, because the guy at the store seemed to think I was an idiot.. And rob, you know how wel I take it when people talk down to me. I walked out.
I finally got a monitor and speakers! And I can acutally read what I'm writing! it's amazing!
Good for you Elphie!
Elise, if you're on, Hi!
Billy, I love Knight Rider so much n i skill have the old Knight Rider, and now i have the new knight right 2008 on my loptop so i can watch it anytime.. i hope that u can write me back...
Billy, I love Knight Rider so much n i skill have the old Knight Rider, and now i have the new knight right 2008 on my loptop so i can watch it anytime.. i hope that u can write me back...
I love Knight Rider!!!! Second Season!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RENEW KNIGHT RIDER! OR ALL OF US WILL BOYCOTT YOU AND ALL YOUR NETWORKS!
ONLY POST ONCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NBC, please renew Knight Rider. It's my favorite show, and I love it so much. It's the highlight of my entire week.
contine the knight rider episode's on nbc or i shall unleash horror's that you cannot bear to imagen.-switches to the voice of optimus prime- that is all.........-drives away-
Billy you have to stop talking so techy!I can't understand you!
Billy you have to stop talking so techy!I can't understand you!
Billy you have to stop talking so techy!I can't understand you!
kitt can pass thought walls and becomes solid object again warpdrive kitt can teleportion season final someone is stealing kitt tech and selling it on the black market mike and kitt investagate then finds themself in a undergound race and enemy viper car kitt dowm undergound
Billy, lock Zoe in a closet.
Hi Billy, I thought you are a funny guy, but what are you [censored] here! Not funny at all.Now I think Kit's much more funnier than you. Man what's wrong with you!
[editor's note: KITT is pretty funny, actually, I won't disagree with that, but I had to edit some of the foul language]
Alim (11:44 PM)