Billy's Note From the Underground
GO ON VACATION, LEAVE ON PROBATION
November 19, 07:02 PM
Go on vacation, leave on probation… That’s what my buddy Mike says about Vegas. I know LV has its own marketing slogan (which I won’t repeat here on principle), but c’mon, if it were true, there wouldn’t be so many stories about the city. The vacation/probation thing is so much truer. Did you know that more people are arrested along the 3 mile long Las Vegas Strip than any other 3 mile stretch of road in America? (If you say “yes” you’re a total liar because I just made that up)
Last night I got a second chance to do something I regret not doing years ago -- using my advanced degree in mathematics to beat the house in sin city. I know what you’re thinking -- card counting is illegal. Nope. It’s just the kind of thing that can get you locked up in a secret room with no cameras and burly Casino guard with a name with no vowels. Which is why I was about to chicken out.
But then the most amazing thing happened. I met someone sweet, beautiful, funny, and smart. I met Courtney Flynn. And we just clicked. Now, I never click with anyone. I usually over think things to death, killing the moment.
But Courtney… Wow. I could do no wrong with her. And it’s not like I didn’t try to mess things up. I did plenty wrong.
For example, right after we first met on the casino floor, she clearly wanted me to ask her out. To dinner. To my room. To anywhere. But I froze. And she walked away. I didn’t even get her last name, let alone her cell number, email, or twitter account.
But thanks to Zoe’s help, I found her again. And Courtney and I had the single most amazing night of my life.
I’m not going to lie: It got scary when I found her crying in her bed the next morning. Let’s just say that’s something I kinda have experience with. The crying usually comes right before the girl says: “What did I do?!?!?”
Thank god she was only crying because she gambled away her tuition.
If that night was the best night of my life, then the next day was the best day ever. I helped Courtney win back her tuition. I didn’t care about the consequences of getting caught. I just did it.
I got to save the day, kiss the girl, and come to the rescue of a friend in need. As we parted, she told me she loved me!
Which is my dilemma. Things could not have gone better. Which means things can only go downhill from here.
What happened between Courtney and me is so rare, so special, so treasured… I’ve got to preserve it like a limited edition first run Red Dwarf action figure. I’m going to wrap it up in cellophane, dip it in wax, keep it away from the sun, and – most of all -- make sure that I never mess it up.
That means no calling her. No texting her. And definitely not seeing her ever again… right?
What would you do?
B
ps - I got that photo of Courtney and me from a casino security camera (don't ask how I did that)
Go out with courtney or else you'll be miserable for the rest of your life.
What hotel was really used the vegas scene?
What hotel was really used the vegas scene?
Go billy, You got to keep in touch with her.
BTW Best show on tv!!!!!
Billy, you strategy is illogical, and I believe you will regret it.
Hi, Billy! I started to like you, you should have your own show on NBC, because you're funny to watch and you don't have enought time on KR to show yoursel! Greatest TV series ever again on TV!
I'll be the only one to take this off topic, but I have to ask you Billy............ How was it to drive KITT in attack mode ??
Billy, I did the background check for you on "Courtney". her real name is Trisha Perkins. She lives in a trailer park outside of Reno, NV with a guy named Richard Burns. She recently bought a one way plane ticket to Panama.
So you find a hot smart nerd girl that's into you and you're going to blow her off? I don't know about the whole putting her on some kind of pedestal thing just to preserve the memory of her. Revel in it and enjoy her for all you can, you never know when the next ones going to come your way. But she does live far away and long distance blows. Congrats on winning all that cash Billy. Sometimes you have to roll a hard six and that’s exactly what you did.
KITT I can't blame you for not liking vallet parking, if I was a car that could drive myself I would never let a person drive. How about you come to Canada and see how you do in the snow?
KITT I can't blame you for not liking vallet parking, if I was a car that could drive myself I would never let a person drive. How about you come to Canada and see how you do in the snow?
You should keep in touch with her without physical contact for a time and get zoe's help with it! You never know when you might need her for a cover, or possibly a human shield?
Billy, I'd stay in touch with Courtney. I mean, c'mon she's gorgeous! You can't do much better and besides she's crazy about you. You have her in your pocket and you could make it work.
Billy, I'd stay in touch with Courtney. I mean, c'mon she's gorgeous! You can't do much better and besides she's crazy about you. You have her in your pocket and you could make it work.
P.s. so, was the red mustang a concept car or what?
Dude she used her assets to get 100 grand out of you. Be cautious.
Dude she used her assets to get 100 grand out of you. Be cautious.
Why are you guys trying to take this from Billy? KITT, I have to agree with you on this one. Billy, be careful. You're playing your cards very close here. Kenny Rogers said it best: "Know when to hold 'em/ Know when to fold 'em/ Know when to walk away/ And know when to run." It is time that you held your hand, and keep at it. Good luck, my friend.
"Courtney". her real name is ??????????????????????
Wow Billy. I thought that mike was right until Wednesday "Nobody could ever fall in love with Billy Morgan." Well you proved us wrong. I want to see her back on the show or you back in Vegas! Started in Vegas, it will probably end in Vegas. In the movie in February, did Sarah find Mike in the Corsica casino or was that a different hotel? You rock, your my hero Billy!
Billy, You were awesome in this episode! I would love to have an evening with you like Courtney did!! She is a lucky girl! I love you Billy and I peronally think you are hotter than Mike :-)
Billy, you gotta go after her and just be yourself. Hey, take it from the NeoGentleman, all women love guys who will treat them right. You gotta give it a try. Another thing you must remember is that you can do just fine by yourself. Having a lady by yourside shouldn't be the source of your happiness, but it should add to your existing happiness. Gotta be happy with yourself before someone else can be happy with you.
Billy, double date. You and Courtney, with Sarah and Mike. Both my dad and I thought she was hooker at first, but maybe not. Have Zoe set it up. Love yah, Knight Rider
I think that it would be a big loop if they did higher billys girl on Knights pay roll. It would some what break or make things different with the female tech that billy works with. As the line goes say a spin on things. One idea would be a great show would be a spin called the two knights: The old Kitt and the new Kitt run in to each other it can be a father son type idea. the old carr does a time travel and runs in to the Two Kitt's help each other out to stop the old carr. it would be a tie in with the holloween show where New Kitt talked about or showed the other proto type.
Billy you gotta find a way to keep in touch with her it might seem. I lost the girl that loved a long time ago and havent been the same since so don't walk away from this.
Billy, use your uberskills to find that girl, and go get her! If you don't, it will follow you for your whole life. Good luck!
You played that last episode like Bond would have. Leaving was the right choice. What if someone found out you loved her and used her to try to get to you?
go billy!!!! tht girl was so hot!!!
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go billy!!!! tht girl was so hot!!! u desevr her
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she's damn hot!!! what's her real name anyway?
GOD go out with her she already knows about knight industries come on I thought u have some brains since those diplomas no wonder Zoe plays u it is sooo easy
HAY THE PASSWORD TO GET IN TO KNIGHT RESURCH IS id:devon password bonnie
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Hey, Billy! I gotta say I think she was using u but she was pretty so give it a shot. Now I wouldn't say ur hotter than mike cuz look @ his muscles!!! BUT u r hot! I am way 2 young 4 u though! NEway go for the girl n if she ignores u then she was using u n u were her fool!!! But if not then something could happen!!! Love YA!
Billy why aren't they showing any new shows??
OH Billy, lemme tell you that long distance relationships are just a pain to maintain. I say keep some digital contact and let it slip to Soe.. who knows maybe the jealousy bug bites and you can get under Soes skin a little bit.. that be hot
ps do you have a twitter?
I thought the scene with your chick in the hotel room where you got room service and it consisted of champagne, strawberries, chocolate sauce and whipped cream was priceless. Then the porn music started and BA BOOM you were on. I laughed out loud, and it wasn't just because I was stoned dammit! It was hysterical. Now I know what to order for room service if I want some action. NICE
Billy Persue that girl!!!! If u clicked so well why not take a chance w/ her. True love only comes once.
Alicia, Billy is much hotter than Mike. Muscles don't mean a thing. Billy you are the best ever !!!!
Dude heres what you do. Talk to her and stopw fawning over zoey. ignore her but let her know how great its going for you and your hottie. Because for real man Zoey is Super hot and is playing you like a fiddle. I think she actually wants you but wants you to make the move bro. make her jealous you know it will happen. and next time she says she will kiss you dont be a dweeb just do it. catch her by surprise. dont worry about who is around. women love the strong take charge guys. Great show BTW I loved the old one and I love the new one. I am waiting for the hasslehof cameo though.
Dude heres what you do. Talk to her and stopw fawning over zoey. ignore her but let her know how great its going for you and your hottie. Because for real man Zoey is Super hot and is playing you like a fiddle. I think she actually wants you but wants you to make the move bro. make her jealous you know it will happen. and next time she says she will kiss you dont be a dweeb just do it. catch her by surprise. dont worry about who is around. women love the strong take charge guys. Great show BTW I loved the old one and I love the new one. I am waiting for the hasslehof cameo though.
Ha ha ha ! Excellent job, my friend. Courtney is a real princess. Remember, this kind of chances only ocurrs once in the life. I expect you have at least her cell phone. You don't want to lose that sweet candy, do you?
Enjoy the life. It's short, but wonderful.
Personaly, I think u need to date Zoe.
You've gone back to over-thinking things, the very thing that was preventing you from having this sort of experience in the first place. Call her, NOW! If not, you can count on adding to your list of regrets of what you haven't done. Believe me, it's much easier to live with regrets over mistakes made than risks not taken.
Billy you really ROCK!!!! Knight Rider is awesome and the technologies you have now compared to the original Knight Rider are surpassed by the A.I. By the way can you get me the whole casts autograph? especially KITT? lol
Vegas, baby! Vegas!
OMG! Are you Serious?!?! You meet the girl of your dreams and then ditch her! As big as your brain is you should know what to do! Keep in touch with her and don't let her go!
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Billy, you blog so fast. I love not having to wait for the west coast to view. Find Courtney. It is better to have loved and lost, then to never have loved at all....Or something like that :)
Candy (08:37 PM)