Billy's Note From the Underground
SOME DAY
October 22, 06:29 PM
“Some day” might not be as good as “tomorrow.” But “some day” is better than “never.” And she clearly told me, for everyone in the gym to hear, that I could buy her a drink “some day.”
It might not be much, but it’s the highlight of my not-so-fortunate week. Anyone who tells you that Warcraft and Second Life are “safer” than the real world, they are sorely mistaken. And I have the black eye to prove it.
To the person who gave me the black eye: watch out, because a feisty martial arts mistress just showed me a few new moves.
She taught me a little move called the “Pig in a Blanket.” If someone ever points their finger at you in a threatening manner, in one swift movement, you take their finger and twist their whole body into a headlock. Perfect for when some finger-wagging nitwit walks up to your computer station during a massive multiplayer online gaming tournament and accuses you of cheating. (those cracks were 100% legal)
I also learned a move that some people call the “Florida Voter,” others call the “Butterfly Ballot,” but Zoe prefers to call the “Hanging Chad.” I can’t go into too many specifics on this one, but rumor has it that a lawyer for the Gore campaign used it on a Bush supporter during the election mess eight years ago. Let’s just say it begins with an upright attacker and ends with him on his back with a heinous stench he’ll be smelling for days.
The last move Zoe simply calls “the Harold.” She apparently named it after an ex-boyfriend she met while surfing in the Pacific Rim. She invented it just for him after she caught him cheating on her. I can’t say anything about it, though, as I’m not sure it’s even legal in this country.
Side note: If I ever do go out with Zoe, remind me NEVER to cheat on her.
Suffice it to say, next time you even think about messing with Billy Morgan… Just walk away, man. Walk away. It’s not worth it.
Billy, Sounds like you learned alot. I wouldn't mind messing with you but not in a mean way. As far as going out with Zoe , forget that, and go out with me and I would give you several good reasons not to want to cheat on me. I know you would be well worth every minute of my time Billy :-)
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Go ahead and ask zoe out. get her a small beani baby that she can keep on her desk at work.
Tracy
Go ahead and ask zoe out. get her a small beani baby that she can keep on her desk at work.
Tracy
Billy, just because you know a few moves doesn't mean you can handle an opponent. Keep learning.
Even without the threat of being permanently disabled, what kind of idiot would cheat on Zoe?
dont ask out the one who ur moves. She knows how to use them against you.
So you play warcraft...Ill bet you roll Alliance! For the Horde!!! Any way...ask Zoe out..the worst she could say is no!
You should try Lord of The Rings. The game is cool. But best to have a high end computer to play it.
Bill ask Zoe out already and tell Michael to quit flirting with other girls and just ask Sara out already
I agree with NUM1KRFAN. Ask Zoe out and tell Michael to ask Sara out, make it a double date if you have to. Just do it.
Good moves Billy. You make a great fighter. I would like to see you demonstrate those moves in person. It could lead to some Billy Bunnies hopping around one day. Loveya Billy :-)
Billy you need to learn more moves if if "someone" fights you and ask zoe out and good luck!!!
how in the world did you get a black eye playing an online game i mean serriously did you slam your head into the key board honestly thats just a stupid move(p.s. don't get into fights you cann't win realy)
how in the world did you get a black eye playing an online game i mean serriously did you slam your head into the key board honestly thats just a stupid move(p.s. don't get into fights you cann't win realy)
aim higher. the MI6 spy. also, what is your username and password for the knight industries mainframe.
he works with the most advanced AI in the world
he can play lord of the rings. KITT will hack him though.
sup, billy i'm big fan of the new series, and i like the dynamic between you and zoe. i think you got a good chance with her, she's very flirty and playful, which means she likes you. but seriously, i gotta ask, what is your favorite thing about being on Knight Rider?
I am sorry but when you said Warcraft the inner nerd in me was like ok I like Billy he can stay!
devon (as user name)
bonnie (as password)
To get in to KR Research.
You have to do it that way tho. If you put it:
Devon (as user name)
Bonnie (as password)
It woun't work.
OMG!!! You are just too cool! I can not believe you would actually have it so readers can send you messages! You rock, Billy. That puts it out in plain sight. You're awesome!
OMG!!! You are just too cool! I can not believe you would actually have it so readers can send you messages! You rock, Billy. That puts it out in plain sight. You're awesome!
OMG!!! You are just too cool! I can not believe you would actually have it so readers can send you messages! You rock, Billy. That puts it out in plain sight. You're awesome!
OOPS! SORRY!
K BILLY I LIKE U R DEFINATELY A LADIES MAN YES BUT IF U WANT TO ASK SOMEONE JUST GO WITH THE FLOW AND TELL HER YES I'LL GO OUT WITH U BUT ONLY IF I CAN GIVE U FLOWERS!
I love you! But I don't know where you live. Can you tell me? I won't tell! :)
I love you! But I don't know where you live. Can you tell me? I won't tell! :)
hi billy! knight rider is awsome! love the show! when did you start martial arts?
how do you see more of the database?
See Dude, I told you Zoe was all right. You could learn a lot from her.
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Billy, Sounds like you learned alot. I wouldn't mind messing with you but not in a mean way. As far as going out with Zoe , forget that, and go out with me and I would give you several good reasons not to want to cheat on me. I know you would be well worth every minute of my time Billy :-)
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frieda (07:09 PM)