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M’ Bruises

August 20, 03:23 PM

I got all these bruises on my body and no idea where or how I got them. Whenever I get hammered and don’t remember much, I search my body for bruises and the stories they tell.


I got a big yellow one on my right hip, so I musta fallen off a bar stool or the stage at Shaker’s. Got one that looks like a bite mark on my right arm, from the dent you can tell it was made by false teeth so now I know I was out with Ol’ Mickey the Chomper. Have a couple of bruises on my neck (they might be hickys though). There’re bruises up and down my legs, I’m clueless on those. And I got one on my left hip in the shape of an H… hit by a Honda?

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Sounds like you need some of that new government health care that everyone's been talkin' about Mer.....

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