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August 27, 05:57 PM
Between work, blowing off work to look at NSFW content on my computer, and writing this blog, I got a nasty case of carpal tunnel syndrome, and the guy at the clinic said something's gotta give. My job pays the bills and watching celeb sex-tapes help me keep the dark thoughts at bay, but writing this blog don't do crap for me. So for the sake of my wrists, I'm done writing this @#$%.
It's actually kind of a relief to get this monkey off my back, because now I can do all the stuff I haven't had time to get around to: I'm gonna chase the raccoons out of the crawl space of my house, hit up the flea market and finally get myself a mattress, and start eating better too - fried bologna sandwiches every night!
I know there’s going to be a big empty hole in your lives that I used to fill, but don’t worry, I know tons of people who would be happy to fill it up for you… hehe. I’m talking about sex. And instead of you pervs reading about me doing it, get a life and do it yourself. I think a year of writing this has prepared you for anything and everything. Just remember this one last piece of advice: if it’s something I haven’t done, you probably shouldn’t do it either.
I feel like there is so much left for me to learn from you, Mere. But time goes on, things change, circle of life. We'll see you in September, anyway. Thanks for sharing a bit of your life with us!
Dammit! First creed deserts us and now you to Mer, this whole planet is stupid....
Dammit! First Creed deserts us and now you too Mer, this whole planet is stupid....
nooooooo donnt leaveEE!! I love reading your blog its hilarious!!
Why are you leaving, Meredith!? You're hilarious!
Oh, God, no! Don't do that! You make my days so much happier. You're soo funny. Don't leave us.
Meredith, love the advice.... check out this blog, too: www.snoozebuttongeneration.com
noooo YOU CAN'T LEAVE US!!! WE NEED YOU
WHAT???????? I can't believe you are leaving us. Take care of yourself. You'll be missed.
NOOOOOOOOOO!
What am I going to do at work now Meredith?
MEREDITH......... no. Like your celeb tapes, these posts keep the darkness at bay.
you will be missed...
MEREDITH......... no. Like your celeb tapes, these posts keep the darkness at bay.
you will be missed...
MEREDITH......... no. Like your celeb tapes, these posts keep the darkness at bay.
you will be missed...
Thanks for leaving a gaping hole in my life... I had barely recovered from Creed's disappearance.. now you Mere. Oh Mere. Sweet, firey, classy gal that you are. You will be greatly missed. Guess I'll have to go back to fantasizing about Dwight in the handicap stall again. Office hot chix everywhere... a moment of silence please..... ok- let's go get smashed and pick up sailors. :-)
Meredith, why haven't we.....you know?
Thanks for all the great advice Meredith. I learned so much about what not to do. Any chance Pam will start a blog?
xoxo
Kristin (06:10 PM)