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Get Back At Your Man

July 16, 12:09 PM

Sometimes you're dating a guy and he's a pain in your ass. Don't get mad, fight fire with fire. Here's a bunch of ideas that help you get even:

  1. Stop pulling your hair out of the shower drain. A few days of him standing in ankle deep water with red hairs floating around and he'll shape up.
  2. No more "woman-scaping."
  3. Invite him out with the girls for ladies night. When the girls get to drinking, they get to groping, and he'll get a bruisin'.
  4. Tell him you want to try something kinky and then do that water-boarding thing people are talking about.
  5. Two words: hot wax.
  6. Introduce him to your square work friends. Bore him to death.
  7. Cry a lot.
  8. Cut him off in the bedroom…and the shower and the kitchen and the front porch and the van and the park.
  9. Tell him about all your past lovers and the stuff you've done with them.
  10. Make him spend the night.


You do one or two of these bad boys and your bad boy will reform his nasty ways real quick and you can go back to getting nasty with each other!

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Black Badger (08:25 AM)

I freakin' love Meredith!

annemarie (10:04 AM)

Pretty good advice actually.

Kim (04:13 PM)

boo - boogalooga!

boo (06:57 PM)

I've tried several. They do actually work.

Anonymous (07:34 PM)

shouldn't you also cut him off in the treehouse?
and at the doctor's office?
and public restrooms?

Maria Hartman (01:19 PM)

oh, and funeral homes... they can be fun :)

Anonymous (10:05 AM)

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