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July 02, 06:22 PM
Last week was rough. Work blew, Jakey and I got into a big fight over how he keeps burning things that belong to me, I drove my van into a tree, and my rent check bounced again. I had enough – it was time for me to take a vacation. So last weekend I hopped on a bus and made my way to Atlantic City.
I can’t think of a place on this earth that’s greater than Atlantic City. There, no one will stop you from smoking your cigars in a bathroom stall. It’s fan-f*#king-tastic! On Saturday night I cleaned up on the penny slots, won the super jackpot: 2,800 pennies (enough for 28 shrimp cocktails)! After I finished my shrimp, I snuck into the International Hunks Show – got away with the Australian stripper’s thong. And on Sunday, I got free drinks all night because one of the bartenders thought I was a cocktail waitress (I had on a similar dress). The only glitch in the trip was when I had a little too much to drink and accidentally dumped my Bloody Mary on the roulette table – the people at Trump Casino weren’t too happy about that. All in all though, it was a great trip.
When I came back Monday morning I saw that Jakey had burned down the garage and there were angry letters waiting for me from my landlord and the owner of that tree I hit. I decided I was in need of more vacation, so I called in sick and went back to Atlantic City. Under the Boardwalk, Meredith be havin’ some fun!
a+ merideth, a+
hahaahahahahaha~
Sachiko (02:50 PM)