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Mixed Martial Hearts
June 04, 01:04 PM
You ever seen any mixed martial arts? It’s a bunch of men, big men, big sweaty men, being men. They wrestle with each other, punch, choke one another into submission, get all bloody, and it really turns me on. Watching it the other night got me thinking, if I want a real man, then I need to go out and fight for a real man. That’s why I’m about to take my first Jujitsu lesson.
It’s going be the perfect place to meet the type of guy I’m looking for. We’re gonna tussle around on the ground, pull each other’s hair, maybe I’ll bite him if the instructor isn’t looking, and obviously there’s going to be a whole lot of cupping going on. Plus, it gives me an opportunity to use one of my patented sexy Mae West lines—I figure while we’re grappling, maybe I’ll say something like, “ain’t cha at least gonna buy me dinner first,” and then when he’s laughing I’ll go straight for his balls. ‘Cause if you can conquer a real man, then he’ll respect you good. And even if I lose, the thought of getting put in a guillotine hold by someone who looks half as hot as Kimbo Slice, means I’m still a winner.
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fact: sexy joe is definitely the creeper in this scenario.
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