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I Need Money

May 28, 03:21 PM

Like many Americans out there these days, I need cash and I need it bad. Over the years my waterbed has seen a little too much action. Last week my new bow, Ray, and I were fooling around when his earrings pricked a hole in the bed – flooded my house. Now I’ve gotta get it fixed, and that’s gonna cost me up the butt.


I’m a working girl, so the first thing I did was go around town looking for a second job. Easier said that done in this jacked economy. Sears wouldn’t hire me because of all the bad checks I wrote them, it turns out they won’t let you drive the senior shuttle with a DUI on your record, and those a-holes at the Disney Store never called me back for a second interview. I tried to use my connections to get a job as a chicken plucker, but that didn’t pan out. It’s a sad shame what a hot able-bodied woman can’t find work.


I decided that if I couldn’t make money, I’d have to save money. I found all sorts of ways to stretch my paycheck. I’ve been rationing the ramon. I cancelled my dentist appointments. If I can’t get someone to buy me a cocktail at the bar, I drink people’s leftovers. And at home I’ve been mixing ketchup and water instead of buying Bloody Mary mix. So far tightening the belt is working pretty good, I’ve saved up almost two hundred bucks. At this rate, I’m going to be rolling around on a new waterbed in no time – the sooner the better, Ray and I have popped two air mattresses so far.

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Meredith, you always find a way to make me laugh each week. Have you thought about selling anything on craigslist?

Lisa (06:31 PM)

Meredith, you always find a way to make me laugh each week. Have you thought about selling anything on craigslist?

Lisa (06:31 PM)

We feel your pain Meredith.

Jhoanna (02:16 PM)

We feel your pain Meredith.

Jhoanna (02:16 PM)

is there an echo in here?

Di (02:44 PM)

I can float your boat, babe.

Neil the sailor (04:24 AM)

Saw you on Iron Chef last night. You were great. You were also very pretty dressing up for those other guys judging the food. Did you like doing the show?

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That wasn't funny at all...why has the office become un-funny the last couple of years??? Running the same route as SNL...it all has to be crude humor because they aren't creative enough to think of anything else.

Matt (01:48 PM)

That wasn't funny at all...why has the office become un-funny the last couple of years??? Running the same route as SNL...it all has to be crude humor because they aren't creative enough to think of anything else.

Matt (01:48 PM)

Love it! Make the kids work, that's what I say.

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