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Rule #5: Be mysterious—don't ever open up about your past

March 26, 10:18 AM

A guy needs to know your favorite drink, your safety word, and nothing else. The less he knows about your past, the better (especially if your past is anything like mine). I mean, guys tend to be intimidated by my experience, so I find it’s better to keep my former lovers a secret—make him think I’m just a naturally talented love-maker.


The other good thing about keeping secrets is that it automatically makes you seem more interesting. There’s nothing like getting to the bottom of a good mystery. Guys like to ask me sexual stuff (what I’ve done, what I’m willing to do) and I just smile. It drives them wild! But every once in a while, you’ll encounter a dude who is a little too nosy. If a man is asking too many questions about your past, start telling him a made-up story that will scare the crap out of him. Like vaguely hint to an “incident” that occurred on the farm when you were younger, then start crying, and he won’t pry no more. Not only that, chances are he’ll feel sorry for you, and then you got him right where you want him!

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I love this. Glad they posted about it on Twitter because I didn't know you had a blog. Sorry, Meredith. :)

I think a woman should be mysterious. They were talking about the Obama's relationship today on the Today Show, and how you don't need to tell them every single thing that's going on. I think it's especially important when you go on a first date. (reference Tina Fey in Baby Mama)

Katherine Strate (10:31 AM)

Oh...I had a creeper once that asked way to many questions. I kept telling him made up stuff, but even that didn't freak him out. Ugh. He was so weird. Finally I just flipped out on him and then he finally left me alone.

GenevievePorter (11:23 AM)

Oh man, the farm part was hilarious! Girls can be so bad haha

Monica Nuth (11:52 AM)

The farm comment was not funny...it is not cool to joke about childhood abuse.

Anonymous (07:33 PM)

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LaDDah (09:12 AM)

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LaDdah (09:12 AM)

The farm "incident" didn't have to be about abuse. Maybe Meredith accidentally drove a tractor over someone's leg or something...

kitty (02:45 PM)

I vaguely remember a Seinfeld episode pertaining to a farm "incident." Jerry's girlfriend got an STD from a tractor seat. Meredith I'm sure had an incident somewhat like that.

Katie M (02:55 PM)

Man, you're full of great advices, thanks :)

lucila (10:06 AM)

Your blog is the funniest. I've told all my friends about it. Your the best!

Noelle (06:00 PM)

I find telling nosy guys about entering the witness protection program works best. They never ask again.

Caroline (03:04 PM)

why is it always ugly woman tryin to give sex-ed
der,da, der,der doh

Al-Capone (05:11 PM)

to anonymous: you need to chillax.
Great blog mer! ur kinda crazy but ur actually right!

Platex (06:45 PM)

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