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Rule #4: Try not to pay for nothin'

March 19, 10:24 AM

This one’s pretty self-explanatory, when you go out with a guy, get him to pay for as much as you can: the food, the drinks, your gas bill, your kid’s lunch money... When he pays you’re not taking advantage of him, you’re being a lady. Deep down men like to pay for stuff, makes 'em feel good. If you listen to that feminist bull then you got less money and he feels less manly. You don’t want him losing his manhood on you after you pick up a check, do ya?
One time I paid for the hot tub rental, my guy felt so emasculated that he couldn’t look me in the eye… had to shut off the lights to make him feel comfortable again. So girls, learn from that mistake. Always get him to pay - it’s smart… and lady like.


P.S. - Another tip, once you sense you’re heading for Dumpsville, try to borrow money from him.

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ARGH! For the first time I actually sort of agree with you M. I love paying for things when I'm out with my ladiez. It's such a stereotype, but it just fels right, you know?

Anonymous (10:41 AM)

It is also very important to get to know your man... memorize his drivers licensce number and debit card while he's sleeping. This way, when he gets all sensitive and mistakes your getting-to-know-him as stalking... you can reign him in.. keep the funds flowing.

1 klassy and sassy gal (11:50 AM)

I'm a male, and I'll also be happy to pay for your Xanax and Percocet to slow your roll when you start asking for too many things.

SoDateable (12:55 PM)

Do you think I will ever get my money back?

Neil the sailor (06:06 AM)

ALSO IF YOU HAVE A SUSPICION THAT YOUR TAKING A ONE WAY TRAIN TO DUMPVILLE HAVE YOUR KIDS CALL HIM DADDY AND HUG HIM BEFORE HE GETS A CHANCE....IT WILL GIVE YOU ABOUT A MONTH OR SO

MADAMMILF (09:45 AM)

Once I let a guy pay my rent one month. Next thing I knew, he was taking up space in my closet and dresser drawers, asking for foot rubs, and expecting breakfast in the mornings. That's when I knew he thought he owned me, so I told him to make his own damn Egg McMuffin. I don't care what you pay for, I'm just interested in getting a little sumpin' sumpin'.

Caroline (03:01 PM)

I'm glad Michael is out as office manager.
The BLACK MAN is in charge with his pick of all the white
women.We have taken over and now you will never have control!
...Because I'm BLICKETY BLACK BLACK!!!!

AL "frick'n" SHARPTON (08:01 AM)

Hells yeah!!! Get the man to pay for it!

rubyxcube (04:05 PM)

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