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My Valentine's Day

February 19, 09:55 AM

Last Saturday was Valentine’s Day. The day of love, so I was lookin’ to get nailed. My latest squeeze, Keith, had dinner plans with his wife, so this year I was flying solo. To celebrate, I got dolled up to hit the town and find myself a Valentine. I broke out my spanx, took off my bra, put on my best denim dress, and used the make-up I swiped from the lost & found box at work. I looked damn good!


I sat up at the bar, faced the door, and waited for my Valentine to stroll in. Unfortunately every fella that walked through the door already had a skank on his arm. I sat across from the beer tap, so I could refill my pitcher whenever the bartender turned his back. The longer I sat waiting, the drunker I got. Bombed and alone at closing time, the bartender offered to give me a ride home. On the drive I was feelin’ woozy. His car had those fancy windows that rolled up and down with a push of a button. I must of hit the wrong button because the window didn’t roll down, so I got sick onto his car floor. He pulled over and kicked me out. Stranded in the woods, this was shaping up to be the worst Valentine’s Day I had in a couple years.


In the early hours of the morning, trying to hitchhike a ride home, I was hurtin’. I fell into some poison oak and my ingrown was really acting out. Just then, my knight in shining armor pulled up in a garbage truck. He let me in and right away I could tell this garbage man was a gentleman. He turned the heat up, gave me the rest of his cigarette, and offered me a swig from his flask. Just before he dropped me off, the garbage man asked if he could take me for another ride in his truck sometime. In the end I didn’t get nailed, but I did manage to find a Valentine.

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this sounds an awful lot like my valentines day...

Kate (11:36 AM)

Man, if I had a nickel. . . . .garbagemen are the best. di

Di (01:23 PM)

Wow I love it! I wish I was that lucky. . .

Nancy (03:23 PM)

Ewww, but somehow sweet.

Anonymous (05:53 PM)

At least you felt hot in your spanx!

Anonymous (06:48 PM)

At least you felt hot in your spanx!

Anonymous (06:48 PM)

At least you felt hot in your spanx!

Anonymous (06:48 PM)

This is the lamest blog ever. The show is good. The online crap is not.

Anonymous (11:42 PM)

You should have text me. I was in the joint across the street waiting for u to show.

Neil the sailor (12:21 PM)

I wouldn't trade my Valentine dinner alone for Meredith's slosher of a night. Thanksfully, it ended safely. I've met many gentlemanly garbage men. Alot of them have great senses of humor to boot.

Videobarbs (08:22 PM)

Meredith, I hope he was a recycler...it's important not to leave much of a carbon footprint, even if you are a skanky ho!

La D dah (12:59 PM)

That nearly rivals how I met my 4th husband. What can I say? I'm a romantic. I'm a nut for a 24 hour IHOP and a NASCAR fanatic. Cher

Cher Bear with the fair hair (04:03 PM)

Yeah, those fancy windows can be tricky all right.

Jill (10:30 AM)

Meredith - I want 2 lick your forehead.

Jimmy (06:54 PM)

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