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Wing-Woman

January 15, 09:37 AM

When you’re on the prowl for fresh meat, sometimes it’s best to hunt in packs. When I spot a group of hunky guys, I like to call in for reinforcements—divide and conquer with a wing-woman. The concept is simple. I get a chick who is super personable and really cute (but without my raw sex appeal) to distract the ugly guys, while I focus on the cream of the crop. If a guy is being all stuck-up, I have my wing-woman talk me up a bit. My friend Brenda always tells guys I got my own place and it’s roomier than a doublewide. And Trish tells them about my hysterectomy, so they don’t have to worry about any “mistakes.”


As smooth as Trish and Brenda are, no one was a better wing-woman than my friend Patti. When we went out, she did everything in her power to send me home with the guy of my choice, up to and including threatening violence if a guy was on the fence. So I was all psyched when she got out of prison. (It didn’t have anything to do with threats. She punched a crossing guard.) We met up at The Bog the other night and I was shocked to discover that Patti got ripped in the joint. She looked almost as hot as Linda Hamilton in Terminator 2. Unfortunately, her new body and all that time in the slammer, made her super aggressive. I started talking with a hot dude, expecting her to have my back, and she tried to the turn the tables on me—make me her wing-woman.


I wasn’t having any of that. So I broke a bottle over her head. She tackled me. Next thing I knew, we were both on the ground, rolling around on top of each other, while every guy in the bar crowded around us to watch. I felt like a rock star with all their hootin’ and hollerin’. Eventually, the bouncers pulled us apart and brought us into the back. Neither of us ended up with the hot guy we were originally talking to, but we both managed to get “bounced,” so I guess I turned out to be a pretty good wing-woman after all.

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Meredith, keep a camera around! A girl's gotta capitalize on the catfight opportunities; they're popular on the man-front. Constant vigilance!
Glad to hear you can add "wing woman" to your resume, though admittedly we all knew you were multi-talented :)

Anne (06:00 PM)

Whoa, who knew you were such a tiger! I'm loving your blog, Meredith. :]

Kat (12:42 PM)

I LOVE YOU!

AN (11:01 AM)

Ahahaha! XD

Briana (07:48 AM)

come on, Meredith, you know you were turned on with all the wrestling...and I didn't punch a crossing guard, he was a boy scout!

Patti (07:54 AM)

HAGS

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