Are you tired? You should be, you have been running through my mind all night.

is there a mirror in your pocket? because i can see myself in your pants ;)

Nice shoes, want to f*?

You look just like my sister!

you're a hypnotizer!

Are those space pants you're wearing? because your ass is out of this world!

When I worked in a coffee shop I had a guy tell me that I didn't need to put sugar in his coffee... I could just stir it with my finger and it'd be sweet enough!

"Let me check your tag... were you made in heaven??"

" Is yo daddy a terroist, cause you are da bomb!"- and that's the moment I fell in love with my husband.... hardee har har

Are you Fred Flinstone? Cause you're making my bed rock!

" Is yo daddy a terroist, cause you are da bomb!"- and that's the moment I fell in love with my husband.... hardee har har

You must be Jamaican because Jamaican me crazy!

If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

You've been a bad girl. Go to my room.

I have Skittles in my mouth (insert alternate body part). Wanna taste the rainbow?

wanna go halfsies on a bastard?

wanna go halfsies on a bastard?

Is your body a Visa? Cause it's everywhere I wanna be!

Do you work at Subway?........ Cause you just gave me a footlong.

Do you work at Subway?........ Cause you just gave me a footlong.

Do you work at Subway?........ Cause you just gave me a footlong.

That (article of clothing) is very becoming on you... but if i were on you, I'd be coming too!

Nice (article of clothing) - it would look better on my bedroom floor.

I don't know how to drive stick shift - can I learn on yours?

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

Some people call me charlie, but you can call me tonight
;)

How about we go back to your place and use your underwear to make soup?

I bet a young lady as beautiful as you has heard every cheap come on in the book......PAUSE....so what's wrong with one more?

If I wrote the alphabet, I'd put U & I together

Are you a thief? 'Cuz it looks like someone stole the stars from the sky and put 'em in your eyes

I lost my teddy bear, will YOU sleep with me?

"You're hot, let's hook up..." Flattering, yet straight to the point.

Do you know how much a Polar Bear weighs?
“NO”
Enough to break the ice, Hi my name is Rick!

True story: A guy tried to hit on a friend of mine by saying she looked just like his sister. "Oh really?" she replied. He said, "Yeah, I wanted to f*** her too."

True story: A guy tried to hit on a friend of mine by saying she looked just like his sister. "Oh really?" she replied. He said, "Yeah, I wanted to f*** her too."

Do you have a band-aid? I think I hurt myself falling for you.

You look like a lady of refinement and culture...my culture came back negative, wanna f**k?

Damn, baby. You is fine.

Do you like apples? Well, I'd like to f&*k the s%!t out of you. How do you like THEM apples?

True story: My mom taught me this as a pick up line when I was a teenager

Hi there, i'm a musician and right now the sound of your clothes hitting the floor would be music to my ears.

Do you believe in love at gufst sight? Or should I walk by again?

Does this rag smell like Chloroform to you? :D

There are 206 bones in the body.
Want one more?

Did you get those pants on sale? Because I can see them 100% off.

:)

You look like a bag of skittle and I can taste the rainbow!

(sniff the air) Have you been baking? Because I smell a stud-muffin.

wanna come back to my place for some pizza and sex? No... what you dont like pizza

wanna come back to my place for some pizza and sex? No... what you dont like pizza

Girl, if you were a library book I'd be checking you out!

Note: What? Nerds need love, too ;)

Want a drink? This one's on me, maybe later I can get on you!

Do you hear that?
What?
Its the sound of an ambulance coming to take me away because the sight of you stopped my heart!

I had a guy ask me this once,"If you came to my place, how would you like your eggs, fried, scrambled or fertilized?

Do you have a keg in your pants? Cause I'd love to tap that ass.

can you name 5 bountyhunters?

Him: You look like my third wife.
Her: ...How many times have you been married?
Him: Twice.

you don't sweat much for a fat chick

Can I be your derivative?
Cause I want to be tangent to your curves.

My dog's penis tastes funny, is it something in his diet?

Can I be your DNA Polymerase?
Cause I want to unzip your genes.

Hi..there was a guy on his way here to try to pick you up with a line, but I took care of him, hi my name's Clint

Hi, I saw Brad Pitt down that dark alley over there

notice to all females out there. You don't need a pick up line. Just smile at a dude, if he smiles back, give a knowing nod. And you're in

notice to all females out there. You don't need a pick up line. Just smile at a dude, if he smiles back, give a knowing nod. And you're in

notice to all females out there. You don't need a pick up line. Just smile at a dude, if he smiles back, give a knowing nod. And you're in

Him: Do you have a quarter?
Me: Yes (give him change)
Him: Can I have your number to call you with the quarter?
Me: No.
hahaha.
What next?
Him: Do you have a condom?

The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

Are you from Tennesse? Cause you're a ten!

Don't make this rape turn into a murder

Do you want to F*&( or should I apologize?
Hey, you're not half as fat as your friends over there.
Do you have a transportation schedule? Because I think that the pigskin bus is about to pull into tuna town.

You must be a general, becuz' you're been making my private stand at attention.

Do you like apple sauce? That's nice.

girl, did you just fart? cause you blew me away!
or
do you know karate? cause your body is KICKIN' (do appropriate karate kick here).

Question, "what did the gatorade say to his wife?"
"is it in you?"
And this can be inside you too baby.

You're not bad, but you about 5 pounds too heavy.
Hey, your clothes look like they weigh about 5 pounds

I must be in heaven, because you look just like my sister who died of leukemia ten years ago.

If I could be any enzyme, I'd be helicase so I could unzip your genes!

A sure way to pick up any nerdy scientist.

"what f***s like a tiger and winks?"
"I don't know"
wink

"what f***s like a tiger and winks?"
"I don't know"
wink

Is your daddy a baker? Cuz you got a nice set of buns!

Guy rubs his hands on his face and says to girl, "Ask me what I'm doing." Girl: "What are you doing?" Guy: "Wiping off a place for you to sit."

Girl you smell like Fritos, that's why I'm giving you this hungry stare.

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I hope I'm not being forward, but do you mind if I chew on your butt?

you owe me a drink.
"why?"
because when i first saw you i dropped mine...

How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Scrambled or fertilized

Do you want to see a magic trick? Lets go back to my place, we'll fuck and I'll make you disappear

Do you want to see a magic trick? Lets go back to my place, we'll fuck and I'll make you disappear

Excuse me, can you smell this rag and tell me if it's chloroform

I like your buns but your whole bakery is nice!

Are you free tonight or is it gonna cost me?

i like girls with really large butts and really bad faces.

*grab their butt* "Is this seat taken?"

"Can I lick your face?"

I just dropped something....my jaw!

If we were both squirrels would you let me bust a nut in your hole?

"i lost my virginity, can i have yours?"
"wanna be checked off my to-do list?"

you must work at geico... cuz you look like a quick and easy way to save money!

you must be irish, cuz my penis is dublin

You should be a chicken farmer. I can tell you like cocks.

are you a theif?
because you just stole my heart.

I have actually had someone at the mall start talking to me and tell me Are you a thief? 'Cuz it looks like someone stole the stars from the sky and put 'em in your eyes... i thought it was a joke. i can't believe that other people have heard it to!

Do you like water? Then you like over 75% of my body

Do you like water? Then you like over 75% of my body

Nice legs...When do they open?

I'd like to see that swing in my back yard.

If you were a burger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgoeus

Are your parents retarded, because you sure are special!

I'm not this tall... I'm just sitting on my wallet. =]

Are you a farmer cause your rasin cocks

Put me in a freezer, cuz I just melted.

Wow you're tall! I bet it's because you can't fit that much beauty in a short package.

He/she says : "I'll be right back"
You respond: "I'll be left front"

Him: wanna play circus? You sit on my face and I'll guess your weight.Then we'll talk about the first thing that comes up