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Younger Guys
December 04, 10:31 AM
Men are like fine bottles of PBR, you can still enjoy 'em when they age, but after a while they start to smell and taste a little skunky. That’s why I like my men young and fresh. With guys my age, all I have to do is show a little skin and they’re promising me the Moon Over My Hammy breakfast at Denny’s if I’ll agree to stay the night. But the young bucks are a little trickier to bag on account of their short attention spans. One minute it’s last call and you’re offering them a ride home, and the next thing you know, they suddenly remember they have some class they need to get to right away. Fortunately for me, I enjoy the hunt as much as the kill.
The more a guy fights me, the greater my resolve is to have my way with them. And when it comes to a younger man, you’ve got to be patient and tricky. I mean, a young hunk looks at me, he starts sporting some wood, but he’s thinking, “with the age difference, there’s no way she’ll be interested in a relationship, better keep looking.” And he’s right, my M.O. is “use them, abuse them, lose them.” But you can’t let them know that. You gotta play the game. I went to an Army recruitment meeting last week to get a few numbers. I told all kinds of lies to ease those boys’ insecurities. Stuff like, “I don’t usually do this sort of thing, but I’m feeling patriotic,” and “Don’t worry, I’ll be gentle.” I know lying is wrong, but I didn’t hear any complaints when that GI was gagged and handcuffed to my bed later that night.
There are a lot of obvious benefits to dating younger guys: they dress well, take care of their bodies, and still got plenty of thunder down under. But there are problems too. One of the reasons men find me so attractive is because of my experience. The art of lovemaking is like any skill set, the more you do it, the better you get, and honey, let me tell you, I’m the best! But these young guys, they don’t know what they’re doing half the time. They can’t handle a woman like me. I’ve got powerful needs and I can’t have you getting all squeamish from performance anxiety when it’s business time. Fortunately, I’m excellent at playing “teacher.” I show them a few tricks, give 'em some homework, and then have them demonstrate their new-found abilities on me. Nothing gives me as much “satisfaction” as educating America’s youth.
If only I were 100 lbs lighter and 20 years younger. I'd have a chance at tapping that. :D
Oh, Anna. I was going to type the same thing. I guess the internet proves that there is no such thing as originality.
This blog is just...wrong.
So wrong it wasn't even funny.
Anything that begins with a simile as gold as "to a fine bottle of PBR" is automatically hilarious.
Meredith, you're the best! Anyone who says they're disgusted is just jealous that you bagged the guy that mows their lawn before they got a chance. Please teach me your ways.
I just couldn't read the whole thing. I almost threw up in my mouth twice. Guess I am getting old. I have two comments. (1) More power to you Meredith if the above is what floats your boat but make sure you are nice to the guys. (2) After what I read above, so what if Kathie Lee and Hoda got a little crazy with Harry today. Life is too short and we all need to have fun, right?
"One minute it’s last call and you’re offering them a ride home, and the next thing you know,they suddenly remember they have some class they need to get to right away." I've come up with better excuses than that and dumber women got the hint. It's called, "a sobering moment" when a guy realizes that it's just gross. Is that your picture at the top?
Great blog.. so very funny. Smile of the day.
Meredith, you are absolutely cougar-ific.
Whats up with this years episodes? Too much color in the faces, bright and joyful clothes.And for some reason the characters are not interacting
in uncomfortable scenes.I loved the old show...When everybody looked pasty white and had on drab boring garments and seemed miserable.
ps...MORE SHIRT-LESS SHOTS OF MEREDITH!
i loved it
Wonderful blog - I've been doing it wrong all these years! I thought older guys were the way to go... Now I know better!
That blog just had the same effect on me as jumping into ice cold water
I was victim of an older coyote when I was 17..she was 36. She took my innocence, and simultaneously spoiled me rotten. Sexually and emotionally, she pretty much ruined me...but damn...I still fantasize about her. *thinks a few happy thoughts, sighs, and cries a little tear from the bottomless well of pain8
This blog is really wierd, I knew Meridith was one of the crazy one but "damn" lol
This is so dumb.
Thats really disgusting. And for the people obove...Merideth is NOT REAL!!
Thats really disgusting. And for the people obove...Merideth is NOT REAL!!
she's real, and she's specTACular....
Oh, no, seriously?
nice Seinfeld reference swoley.
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I just threw up in my mouth a little.
Anna (12:45 PM)