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Boyfriend Stealer
December 18, 02:33 PM
Christmas usually brings out the best in my friends. I mean, my girls aren’t super into all that peace and love crap. We usually just get together, exchange erotic gifts, and then ring in the New Year all December long. For us, getting into the Christmas spirit, means drinking plenty of Christmas spirits. Like the other night we were partying at Brenda’s place and the combination of too many Jäger-nog bombs and Trish’s boyfriend’s early release from prison made for a night none of us will soon remember. The next morning, Trish found her man in bed with Brenda. That’s when things got messy. By the time those two were done scrapping, there was more weave on the ground then on either of their heads. What a show!
After that, Brenda and Trish stopped talking to each other, which was really hard on me, because now I had to listen to all their crap. They were all like, “How could she do that to me?” “She’s not being a true friend!” “I’m going to set her house on fire!” yada yada, I get the point. They were both pissed ‘cause they both thought they were right. Trish said, “he’s my man, ‘cause he’s squatting on my couch,” which made sense to me. But then Brenda said, “beaux’s before hoes,” and Trish (who I love like a sister) is totally a hoe. So I guess they both had solid arguments.
Love triangles are always messy and I really didn’t want to get involved in this one, but against my better judgment, I went to talk to the guy, to see if I could get him to help me squash this beef. But you know how these things go, one thing led to another and I accidentally turned the triangle into a square. The good news is that Trish and Brenda are talking again, unfortunately, most of that talk is just the dirty, nasty messages they’re leaving for me with the receptionist at my office. I’ve got a plan to fix this though. I talked to the man at the center of all this again and he suggested that the four of us get together, do a few more Jäger-nog bombs and work out all our differences in the bedroom. If I know my girls like I think I do, all this drama will be behind us in no time.
This is what the holidays are all about. Friends, spirit, and - well, geometry. thanks, g.f. Di
Creep
you are a hoochie like Angela !!
I totally feel ya chick. If it had been me in that situation, I would have totally done that. Haha
I totally feel ya chick. If it had been me in that situation, I would have totally done that. Haha
I totally feel ya chick. If it had been me in that situation, I would have totally done that. Haha
I totally feel ya chick. If it had been me in that situation, I would have totally done that. Haha
Beaux before hoes? No she didn't! Besides, it's totally Chicks Before Dicks!
Get it girl!
merideth is a dirty slut :) i want to do her
Seriously...the people who think this is right...its sick
Keeping it real!!! Way to go Meredith!
Ahaha. This is one funny blog. I guess that square can be shaded down to a circle and the four of you can knot out the bad pieces.
Very entertaining. Kudos. ;)
Haha!!! How totally Meredith! Don't get offended people! You don't have to read this! I love it!
Hahah!! I loved this post it was totally hilarious and predictable. Let's be serious here we are talking about Meredith here, of course one thing would lead to another.
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This blog really spoke to me Meredith. I used your situation in my own life and solved my own problems. Thanks!
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