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Bad Boys

November 13, 04:48 PM

I’ve always had a thing for bad boys and they’ve always had a thing for me. There’s something about a man with a Raiders jacket and an illegal firearm that gets me. I’ve always been this way. When I was a girl I had a crush on the guys in the Symbionese Liberation Army. When I was in high school I dated all the local carnies with police records. I can’t tell you how many stolen cars I’ve seen the back seat of over the years. Dangerous, that’s the way I like ‘em. So it’s no wonder that I’ve found love among the prison system.


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I am currently dating a dozen incarcerated men. Although it makes me happy knowing that a group of guys behind bars have my name tattooed on their arm, the distance between us can make things tough… conjugal visits just aren’t enough attention for this gal (though they help). I used to have all my boys call me collect at the office, but those bastards at corporate complained about the long distance charges from out of state prisons. Now I keep my relationships alive by writing. At first I had a hard time expressing my emotions in a letter, then I realized that if you can talk dirty, you can write dirty. And I love the stuff they write me back - talk about putting the “mate” in “inmate.” They say absence makes the heart grow fonder - I can tell you this much, absence sure makes me hornier.


I cope knowing that I’ll be reunited with one of them in Scranton. I encourage them to have good behavior so they’ll get out on parole. In a way I’m doing a service for society, my attention is inspiring them to be less bad. I don’t want them to reform too much though, as I said, I like ‘em bad. A few of my jailbirds are too bad – they have no chance of an early release. Odds are one of them will manage to bust out of the joint so we can be together. I bet it’s Clarence (AKA the peanut killer), he’s pretty damn smart. Whether they make parole or break out, I’ll be waiting for them on the other side of that prison fence in a sexy nighty, because I love them bad bad boys.

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Meredith:

I will soon be released. Maybe we can hook up. I will even come over to the office and beat up Dwight and then Michael. As well as anybody else in there that ever gave you any crap. You are a cutie that I could go for.

---Inmate #M1356185. Suffolk County Jail

Ray (05:26 AM)

Clarence...the peanut killer...he said he was going to break out to be with me!!! Damn all these bad boys, will they ever learn?

Detroiter (07:21 AM)

after two in a row medicore shows...YOU GUYS NAILED LAST NIGHT!...or should i say michael nailed clemmy from reno 911.However we need more merrideth topless scenes. GET IT ON! GET IT ON!!!!

WARREN BUFFET (08:03 AM)

LOL

Anonymous (06:46 PM)

LOL

Anonymous (06:47 PM)

OK I love Meredith's blog. and it makes perfect sense that she would be writing inmates in prison, but Clarence the peanut killer? I hope they don't really mean he's in for murder. That's a bit too far even for meredith!

Jill (10:27 AM)

I will get all the illegal firemans you need baby!

http://onecrazyoffice.com

Joe Somebody (09:43 AM)

You people know that she's just a character on a show, right?

KMo (11:45 AM)

Meredith, I know what you mean and if I were eighteen I would seriously follow in your steps. haha

Stephanie Schott (05:50 PM)

Dude, if I were you, I would totally react the way you do. You are amazing and I believe you should have a bigger part in the show. Come on girl friend -- start complaining and get bigger parts! You and I know you can do it!

Stephanie Schott---Indiana (05:53 PM)

Dude, if I were you, I would totally react the way you do. You are amazing and I believe you should have a bigger part in the show. Come on girl friend -- start complaining and get bigger parts! You and I know you can do it!

Stephanie Schott---Indiana (05:53 PM)

wow, sexy

your mom (02:53 PM)

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