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Jealous Women

October 09, 03:09 PM

At work we had this business ethics seminar. Talk about preachy! I don’t need people at work telling me how to live my life; they’re not my parole officer. Besides, I got ethics: I’m no tease, I stopped smoking at gas stations, and I only dine and ditch when I have to. Making the seminar worse was that it was led by that new HR rep, Holly. I HATE Holly. Who is she to get in my face about what’s wrong and what’s right? That skinny bitch has had it out for me since day one. It’s so obvious why: she’s jealous.

It’s nothing new, I’m used to women being jealous of me. Women are always eyeing me up and down with looks of disgust; they’re so envious. I think it’s because I’m really easy and I’m willing to sleep with their husbands. Back in high school, it was the female teachers that gave me bad grades; they were so threatened by me that they told the male teachers to give me bad grades too. My stepsister stopped talking to me because I got more attention than she did on her wedding day; I lost my pants and stole the show. And the real reason that waitress threw me out of Denny’s last night was because she was jealous, not because I threw up on the pie display.

All my life jealous women have been trying to cut me down and I’m tired of it. It’s gotten so that I avoid other women; I’d use the men’s room at work all the time if they didn’t complain (excuse my eyes for wandering at the urinal). Well I’m drawing the line with Holly. I’ve been in this office longer than that catty skank so she better stay out of my way. I know what to do with a broken Cuervo bottle, I know how to pee in her purse, and I have a strong jaw… So if Holly thinks she can talk to me all high and mightly about ethics, she better think again.

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Anonymous (04:46 PM)

You stupid person! I missed my son's poker night because of you! And I did not throw you out of Denny's...I kindly asked you to leave when you came in DRUNK and causing a huge mess, but I won't go into details. All I have to say is: I....WILL...HAVE My REVENGE! You are Banned from DENNY'S FOREVER!

The "Jealous" Waitress from Denny's (05:10 PM)

You stupid person! I missed my son's poker night because of you! And I did not throw you out of Denny's...I kindly asked you to leave when you came in DRUNK and causing a huge mess, but I won't go into details. All I have to say is: I....WILL...HAVE My REVENGE! You are Banned from DENNY'S FOREVER!

The "Jealous" Waitress from Denny's (05:10 PM)

You go, Meredith. It's all a vast right-wing conspiracy against you and Bill (you were with Bill, right?). Hang in there!

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Anonymous (05:33 PM)

I dont think that the situation was handled properly. I mean meredith, you were being exploited for sex and then blamed for it. I dont think the act was your fault. I dont think that you should be threatened to be fired because of it nor looked at differently in the work place. It is a serious crime, however, when a man is using you for sex.

Anonymous (06:56 AM)

the episode makes it seem like you are ok with what is going on when you yourself said that you take the steak gift cards because it makes you feel good about yourself. they made it seem like this is a laughable/almost made up controversy. Holly was looking at the situation with shame. this went too far and did not deal with the real issue. I'm sorry meredith.

Anonymous (07:00 AM)

Do you think that you could get me some Outback gift cards? That would be great!

Zander (08:38 AM)

Do you think that you could get me some Outback gift cards? That would be great!

Zander (08:38 AM)

Meredith, you rule, I wish I you were my mom, I'll gladly replace that brat you have any day.

Cameron (09:54 AM)

You didn't give any outback to Holly did you??? And your eyes can wander as much as they like when I am in the urinal.

http://www.onecrazyoffice.com

Joe Somebody (09:58 AM)

Uh, it's really hard to 'excuse the wandering eyes' when a hand attempts to follow said eyes. Please try to be less indecorous in the future.

Ryan Howard (11:05 AM)

I say keep the ribs coming and pee in that whore's purse.

Sarah (11:34 AM)

You tell 'em...it's always those skinny bitches who need their faces slammed into the pavement. Who does Holly think she is? YOU are the HBIC in the office.

rebecca (12:18 PM)

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
Now I understand! It all makes sense!
They all want to be YOU Meredith!
Of course! How nice of you to use the Men's Room to avoid making the other ladies jealous and upset!

Bobblehead Gary (06:50 AM)

Holly's such a skank, she obviously has never had a sirloin steak.

Susie Q (02:11 AM)

Hey, shut up and tell me the number phone of Jim!

Karen (06:35 PM)

Hey Meredith, Just wanted to let you know I love ya and everybody exploits themselves one way or another, don't sweat it! At least your getting steak AND a discount for your company...make sure you bring up the discount at your annual review!!!!

Tina Louise (09:24 PM)

You go girl...keep getting what you need!!!!! We have all done it for money, dinners, cars..etc!!!!!

Brenda Lynn (06:11 AM)

Who needs Denny's anyways? You're deserve to eat at better restaurants...Come to IHOP any day.I'll take care of ya. My syrup is the best - if you get my drift baby ;)

Lee Boulder (09:01 PM)

gnogA

sarah mala (06:02 PM)

woop woop

Anonymous (11:26 PM)

Hey, Hammermill's a reputable company, good on ya!

JT (11:21 PM)

I am a comrade of yours Meredith. I openly admit I have very little in the area of morals and ethics. I think most people are on my level, but they just pretend they're not. Honesty is so important in today's society, and we all know we all get lonely, and we all think of those counters in the break room as good stabilizers for a little bare flesh self-esteem boosting, or think about those rolling desk chairs as hella fun to zoom around in while testing just how much weight they can hold and working those levers making it go up and down, if you know what I mean.

Speedy Clint (06:24 PM)

omg funnist blog ever :) loves it

Kelly E. (11:55 AM)

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