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Office Relationships

October 23, 10:26 AM

Rumor has it, a certain hoochie in HR (I won’t name names) got her tentacles around my boss. Even though I have the occasional fantasy about throwing a brick through her face, I’ve got to give her props. It was a good pull, especially for someone with so little meat on her bones. The big question is how she’ll play it. Take it from someone with plenty of experience—office “relationships” are nothing but trouble. Things get messy when you $#!% where you sleep, better to keep things casual and maybe take an occasional crap where you nap.


You can avoid all the office drama by dating outside your bubble a little bit. Me, I’ve been hitting up the unemployment offices lately. I know what you’re thinking, “Mer, you can do a whole lot better. Those losers are just going to mooch off of you.” Well, to be honest, there’s not a whole lot to mooch off of. Plus, in order to qualify for unemployment you know they used to have a job at some point. It’s a classic buy low situation. I scoop ‘em up when they’re destitute, make them feel lucky to have me, and by the time I’m through with them, they’re totally motivated to get their lives back on track.


It’s called game. And I got plenty. Good thing too, ‘cause sometimes a man wants you bad but he just doesn’t know it yet. That’s when you school him. At my age, I can’t just rely on my good looks and willingness to bone anymore. Those attributes get me in the door, but it’s my womanly guiles and determination that seal the deal. I refuse to take “oh hell no” for an answer. With time, plenty of tequila, and some dim lighting, I always wear them down. And you can too. Just be really really persistent and remember that someone else’s trash may turn out to be your treasure.

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Unemployment office, eh? I've been doing it wrong

Lindsey Lu (10:53 AM)

The funniest thing I have read in a VERY long time!! Meredith is so crazy! "hoochie in HR" too funny!

Amy (11:27 AM)

Good Idea the soup line downtown is my next stop. Bet I can pickup some real lookers there.

http://onecrazyoffice.com

Joe Somebody (12:07 PM)

Meredith is right, though. The best relationships I've been in were with the down on their luck guys. Stay away from guys with money. Yeah, they smell better, but they waste their money on video game accessories and strippers they swear they only hooked up with once because "you wouldn't do that one thing I liked." Guys that are down and out are a lot more appreciative of the little things in life, and I happen to like ramen noodles so it all works out.

Stephanie (01:43 PM)

Thanks for the dating tip! Love this blog more every week.

Annienonymous (02:27 PM)

This is great advice for those newbie dates that think LOVE is all wine and roses.

Em (03:36 PM)

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FanFromSanFran (05:31 PM)

I *love* Meredith, the most underrated/underutilized character on the show. (Grr... the blog didn't like my [less than] + 3 heart)

Anonymous (05:35 PM)

Wow.

Anonymous (09:50 PM)

Meredith, there are SO many hotties in your office! It must be difficult keeping things "professional!" And you should totally go blonde, it would be such a great change :)
Keep up the amazing work! The show and extras keep me happy all week, thanks!

Anne at W&M (06:24 AM)

i want to bone merideth!

barack obama (12:59 PM)

LOL Merideth you rock!

Anonymous (10:06 PM)

Hi sweetie. I'm not unemployed, just retired.
I'll like to rock you on my boat.
It's feels like a big water bed.
Meet me at the pier.

sailor (05:28 AM)

Meredith has once again given me hope :)

Anonymous (05:00 PM)

Meredith has once again given me hope :)

Anonymous (05:00 PM)

Meridith...I would soooo do you...
(oh yeah...I'm a guy...)
(a...black...guy...)
(...and not one of those "Bryant Gumbel" type of black guys-a REAL black guy...)

eriq (05:40 PM)

i love you

Anonymous (07:55 AM)

I DID bone Meredith

McCain Palin 08

John McCain (08:18 PM)

unemployment line classic and who made it classic ME! I have been preying on down and out guys for years and for some reason the lowest of the low have been missing and thanks to this blog now I know the Hussie whose been on my turf! Stick to your steak cupons women and leave my depressed men alone!

ANK (09:44 AM)

Meredith Boned me, maverick style ;)

Sarah palin (07:55 PM)

sorry I know I know wrong place but please our great country read and research our 2 President canidates. Before making your decision. Do not be influenced by the media. Remember your vote counts and is not open for anyone to know! Please choose who "YOU", think (know) in your opion and beliefs is best for your, and our great Country! Thanks so much Todd G. /R.I.

Todd G (02:56 AM)

Hey i think meredith is probably the worst character on this show she sucks ass and fuck obama

john mcain (06:31 PM)

This is some advice to you women out there...Meredith is aggressive. Us guys like that. It makes up for a lot, because if you aren't quite the looker, and force yourself on me anyway, chances are biology takes over and I get in the mood, and I'll think to myself "well...it's either this..or the usual..and last time I sprained my wrist."

In the end, all guys want to be some place warm and welcoming. And I'm not talking about going home for Christmas. So remember ladies, force us...it's not sexual harassment, because, eventually, we'll give in. Keep trying *thumbs up*

Speedy Clint (06:11 PM)

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